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TechnicalCakeMix
@technicalcakemix.bsky.social
A British man survives life in America by reviewing media. Dreamcast simp.

Art by @grimluminary.bsky.social

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With special thanks to @devonvoixvo.bsky.social for the intro

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Gary Neville travelled from the UK to watch this game
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Don’t say if I were you
Or tell me what you’d do
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Fuck Inter Miami
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
One day, this cat will get fed up of me.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
#DOOP world, are we ready to hatewatch?
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
RT'ing in case anyone needs a cheap meal, but ffs...
Get a large 1 topping pizza at Dominos for $6.70 when you use code 67 on the coupon section of the app. *yes this real*
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Real ones know #35mmForever
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So the question is now, with Uhre and Baribo rapidly approaching end of contract...

Who stays, and who goes? #DOOP
Sweden’s Aftonbladet says the Union will pay around $4.5 million for Ghanaian striker Ezekiel Alladoh.

I’m not sure the deal is actually done yet - it wasn’t the last time I asked around - but this is more concrete.

www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/...
BP:s nya jätteaffär – så mycket får klubben för Ezekiel Alladoh
Här är BP:s nya jätteaffär. Enligt Sportbladets uppgifter är klubben överens med MLS-klubben Philadelphia Union gällande Ezekiel Alladoh, där övergångssumman l
www.aftonbladet.se
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Square, baby, darling, sweetheart~

Read the room. Didn't the NFT debacle you got yourselves into a few years ago not teach you any lessons?
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
#DOOP on lads, well earned
Bradley Carnell really doesn't like talking about himself. But today, he has no choice.

The Union's manager is MLS's Coach of the Year, for delivering a 29-point standings improvement, the Supporters' Shield, and a remarkable revitalization of the club's culture:

www.inquirer.com/soccer/bradl...
Behind a complete ‘body of work,’ Union manager Bradley Carnell wins MLS Coach of the Year
The Union won the Supporters' Shield with a 23-point jump in the standings from last year, using new tactics in games. But as his players say, Carnell’s biggest impact has been on the mental side.
www.inquirer.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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can't wait
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Hey! It's that time again! Christmas is around the corner and I got some commissions open!

If you can't decide what to gift a loved one, why not ask for a drawing?

vgen.co/GrimLuminary

I got simple portraits available starting at 35. Want something fancier? I got options!

#vgen
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Check out GrimLuminary's commissions and portfolio! | Artist | Coffee Enthusiast | She/Her | Bi | WoC | Freelance Artist ...
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November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Feels like a good day to be a Pennsylvanian
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's going to be Arsenal or Bayern who win the Champions League, isn't it?
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In other news, Dick Cheney's former lawyer was seen emptying his life savings today before making a mad dash for the border.

Eyewitnesses said that Harry Whittington, who was also the former VP's hunting buddy, was heard muttering "that motherfucker should have ducked" before jumping into a Hummer.
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I'm sure a "Genie" wouldn't have screwed up by having a completely different truck in every freaking shot like an idiot.
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“The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in,” Pratik Thakar, global vp and head of generative AI at Coca-Cola, told The Hollywood Reporter. bit.ly/49Afy80
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I made what, to me at least, was an obvious corporate shitpost over on my day-job Linkedin profile and now people are taking it seriously.

God help us all.
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
As James Rolfe once said, Street Fighter is like Star Trek movies - Nobody gives a damn about 1, it's all about 2!
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Play stops AGAIN. Ultras end told to "calm down" AGAIN.

....they do it AGAIN, immediately.

Seriously, what is even going to be done? #DOOP
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Can't help but notice a loooooot of emptying seats around Westboro Baptist stadium #DOOP
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Play resumes, and IMMEDIATELY the Chicago fans do it again.

End it, Chicago forfeit, ban fans from their games for the first ten matches next season. Grow a pair and set an example #DOOP
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Chanting "ref you suck"...no, y'all are the ones yelling a homophobic slur. You are the ones that suck.
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Only took twenty minutes, but we have the protocol. Take your L like fucking grownups, ya chumps #DOOP
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Chicago fans remain classless. ProRef, MLS, someone, enact the fucking protocol already #DOOP.
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM