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Myth-Busting Boar Taint
on The Pig Site dot com
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this pork suchs..
damn I made carnitas tonight and it smelled super weird, like burnt tuna or something. so I googled the issue and learned about something called "boar taint." so that sucks that I know about that now
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
damn I made carnitas tonight and it smelled super weird, like burnt tuna or something. so I googled the issue and learned about something called "boar taint." so that sucks that I know about that now
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
you can slice up a banana and then put a piece between two vanilla wafers with some marshmallow creme in there and you can call those “lil nanners.” thats just something you can do
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
playlist I made of what i feel are “perfect” pop songs. if you don’t Like it or Save it then i’m going to hurt nyself.. open.spotify.com/playlist/2c6...
Perfect Pop
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
they should call veterinarians "dogtors." or they could call rescue shelters "the used dog store." idk. I haven't eaten anything today yet
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
man this has got to be one of the all-time ugliest looking discographies
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
when people tell me they love autumn, this is what i see in my head and also in real life
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love to do things and to say things that I regret immediately. BUT! if i didn’t do or say them then no one would :)
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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don't take your SSRI. start 4 different video games. ignore your family's calls. draft a resignation letter with chatGPT. give that girl online $400. shoplift a tombstone pizza. kiII yourself
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
in many ways, they should open a Cinnabon, inside my apartment..
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I love palm trees! I love golden twilight!
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
follow them, the yellow flowers
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
dds rehearsal. this is exactly how it sounds live
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i learned two new words today, “tagine” and “girt”.. the world is full of mysteries and truths waiting to be revealed
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ah well, nevertheless…
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
it’s really cute that we all got together and celebrated for quaint little NYC last night, it’s so precious how proud they are of their “little town that could”! but anyway it’s nice to be in LA now (a real city)
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
god i fucking love warm weather SO MUCH, they should let me live somewhere warm and sunny and nice for free actually
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m in LA! It’s warm here and the sun is out and it feels good and i feel good now! 🌞
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
in line to get on the plane, guy in front of me who has a thirst trap photo of himself as his lock screen is watching an insta reel, with audio blaring thru his phone speakers, that’s supposed to be funny but the punchline is essentially just a guy saying the word “gooch” many times
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
open mouth chewing a meatball sub as i brag about my fantasy football team on speakerphone while the flight attendant tries to soothe my colicky baby during the boarding process
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
at the airport gate putting a greasy to-go bag in the handicapped accessible seat next to me and loudly striking up a conversation with the old lady standing nearby where it’s clear that i think Mamdani is going to introduce “Shania” law, while my three toddlers smear chocolate on their ipad screens
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM