Tech Honors
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First guy to ever have a bluesky account
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wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass
I dreamt I posted on here "If you swallow too much air you'll float away" and while I'm pleasantly surprised by how coherent that is considering it came from a dream, it unfortunately is not really all that funny nor particularly clever or interesting. sorry everyone. guess I'll go fuck myself
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I dreamt I posted on here "If you swallow too much air you'll float away" and while I'm pleasantly surprised by how coherent that is considering it came from a dream, it unfortunately is not really all that funny nor particularly clever or interesting. sorry everyone. guess I'll go fuck myself
the only thing I hate about thanksgiving is the food, the weather, the general interruption of my life by eating dinner at 2:00pm, having to leave my house multiple times, tv commercials, insufferable traditions like the parade and dog show, endless small talk, and no escape because nothing's open
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
the only thing I hate about thanksgiving is the food, the weather, the general interruption of my life by eating dinner at 2:00pm, having to leave my house multiple times, tv commercials, insufferable traditions like the parade and dog show, endless small talk, and no escape because nothing's open
Kat is so goated www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
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November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Kat is so goated www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
ummm so who called it sex addiction and not bingecrotching?!? 😂 wow this blew up! ok guys my pitbull mauled my neighbor’s newborn and I need help with legal fees again, gofundme link is in bio
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ummm so who called it sex addiction and not bingecrotching?!? 😂 wow this blew up! ok guys my pitbull mauled my neighbor’s newborn and I need help with legal fees again, gofundme link is in bio
making spaghetti. it’s dinner time in America
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
making spaghetti. it’s dinner time in America
Money absolutely *can* buy happiness. It doesn’t mean it *will* but it definitely can, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. That’s just some bullshit idea rich people made up to keep poor people poor. same with “integrity”
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Money absolutely *can* buy happiness. It doesn’t mean it *will* but it definitely can, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. That’s just some bullshit idea rich people made up to keep poor people poor. same with “integrity”
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I've never had a pap smear but I know exactly how it feels because I'm an empath 😌
August 17, 2023 at 7:58 AM
I've never had a pap smear but I know exactly how it feels because I'm an empath 😌
when I eat an everything bagel I scrape a lot of the little seeds off the top first. also do this with the peanut crumbles on top of ice cream Drumsticks.. "That's Just The Kind Of Guy He Is" people say
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
when I eat an everything bagel I scrape a lot of the little seeds off the top first. also do this with the peanut crumbles on top of ice cream Drumsticks.. "That's Just The Kind Of Guy He Is" people say
Myth-Busting Boar Taint
on The Pig Site dot com
on The Pig Site dot com
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Myth-Busting Boar Taint
on The Pig Site dot com
on The Pig Site dot com
this pork suchs..
damn I made carnitas tonight and it smelled super weird, like burnt tuna or something. so I googled the issue and learned about something called "boar taint." so that sucks that I know about that now
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
this pork suchs..
damn I made carnitas tonight and it smelled super weird, like burnt tuna or something. so I googled the issue and learned about something called "boar taint." so that sucks that I know about that now
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
damn I made carnitas tonight and it smelled super weird, like burnt tuna or something. so I googled the issue and learned about something called "boar taint." so that sucks that I know about that now
you can slice up a banana and then put a piece between two vanilla wafers with some marshmallow creme in there and you can call those “lil nanners.” thats just something you can do
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
you can slice up a banana and then put a piece between two vanilla wafers with some marshmallow creme in there and you can call those “lil nanners.” thats just something you can do
playlist I made of what i feel are “perfect” pop songs. if you don’t Like it or Save it then i’m going to hurt nyself.. open.spotify.com/playlist/2c6...
Perfect Pop
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
playlist I made of what i feel are “perfect” pop songs. if you don’t Like it or Save it then i’m going to hurt nyself.. open.spotify.com/playlist/2c6...
they should call veterinarians "dogtors." or they could call rescue shelters "the used dog store." idk. I haven't eaten anything today yet
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
they should call veterinarians "dogtors." or they could call rescue shelters "the used dog store." idk. I haven't eaten anything today yet
man this has got to be one of the all-time ugliest looking discographies
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
man this has got to be one of the all-time ugliest looking discographies
when people tell me they love autumn, this is what i see in my head and also in real life
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
when people tell me they love autumn, this is what i see in my head and also in real life
I love to do things and to say things that I regret immediately. BUT! if i didn’t do or say them then no one would :)
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I love to do things and to say things that I regret immediately. BUT! if i didn’t do or say them then no one would :)
in many ways, they should open a Cinnabon, inside my apartment..
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
in many ways, they should open a Cinnabon, inside my apartment..
I love palm trees! I love golden twilight!
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I love palm trees! I love golden twilight!
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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follow them, the yellow flowers
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
follow them, the yellow flowers