Chris Roberts
@techcritt3r.bsky.social
Dad, husband, crappy golfer, lawnmower salesman. All thoughts are my own.
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Now more than ever, we're a two timing, back stabbing, and disloyal nation without integrity.
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Now more than ever, we're a two timing, back stabbing, and disloyal nation without integrity.
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Cartoon by Mike Luckovich
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Cartoon by Mike Luckovich
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
Stopped in at the pharmacy to pick up a couple of prescriptions. The lines are CRAZY with people trying to get their meds before prices explode tomorrow. This is going to get nasty in the next couple of weeks as people realize what all the ACA subsidies actually did.
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Stopped in at the pharmacy to pick up a couple of prescriptions. The lines are CRAZY with people trying to get their meds before prices explode tomorrow. This is going to get nasty in the next couple of weeks as people realize what all the ACA subsidies actually did.
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Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
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When student loan borrowers are in default, how does the Trump regime respond?
By garnishing their wages.
When billionaires see their wealth hit record highs, how does the Trump regime respond?
By extending their tax cuts.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
By garnishing their wages.
When billionaires see their wealth hit record highs, how does the Trump regime respond?
By extending their tax cuts.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When student loan borrowers are in default, how does the Trump regime respond?
By garnishing their wages.
When billionaires see their wealth hit record highs, how does the Trump regime respond?
By extending their tax cuts.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
By garnishing their wages.
When billionaires see their wealth hit record highs, how does the Trump regime respond?
By extending their tax cuts.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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Does anyone else miss when Tony Romo gave good insight in game and didn’t jock ride to the levels of Cris Collinsworth? The 2-3 seasons of Tony in the booth were awesome, what happened?
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Does anyone else miss when Tony Romo gave good insight in game and didn’t jock ride to the levels of Cris Collinsworth? The 2-3 seasons of Tony in the booth were awesome, what happened?
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The most corrupt administration in American history.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The most corrupt administration in American history.
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celebrating the end of another workweek by shifting into my weekend form of a potato as is tradition
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
celebrating the end of another workweek by shifting into my weekend form of a potato as is tradition
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Vaccines don’t prevent infection. Vaccines are meant to produce immunological memory and antibody production, so that when you get infected, your immune system can rapidly respond to eliminate the pathogen and prevent serious complications, including death.
Vaccines don’t cause autism!
Vaccines don’t cause autism!
August 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Vaccines don’t prevent infection. Vaccines are meant to produce immunological memory and antibody production, so that when you get infected, your immune system can rapidly respond to eliminate the pathogen and prevent serious complications, including death.
Vaccines don’t cause autism!
Vaccines don’t cause autism!
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The vicious cycle of monopolization:
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
August 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The vicious cycle of monopolization:
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
At this point the DNC should ask Trey Parker and Matt Stone to be in charge. They showed more fight and backbone in 20 min than the Dems have in 10 years.
July 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
At this point the DNC should ask Trey Parker and Matt Stone to be in charge. They showed more fight and backbone in 20 min than the Dems have in 10 years.
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When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
July 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
This an honest question because I just don’t get it. Why do so many #icecream places make their chocolate shakes with vanilla ice cream w/chocolate syrup instead of chocolate ice cream? Does anyone out there have insight into this situation that’s bothered me for the better part of three decades?
July 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This an honest question because I just don’t get it. Why do so many #icecream places make their chocolate shakes with vanilla ice cream w/chocolate syrup instead of chocolate ice cream? Does anyone out there have insight into this situation that’s bothered me for the better part of three decades?
So I’m putting together some cabinets for our dining room. I tell my wife “I tightened the screws on the white rack thing”. My lovely wife responds, “you can’t call me that anymore”. Me: “call you what?” Her: “White Rack Thing” Me: 😯
July 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So I’m putting together some cabinets for our dining room. I tell my wife “I tightened the screws on the white rack thing”. My lovely wife responds, “you can’t call me that anymore”. Me: “call you what?” Her: “White Rack Thing” Me: 😯
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You know, I'm just a lowly tech comms flack, but there seems to be one faction of Dems being screamed at/in hiding, and one faction pulling crowds like this. Maybe the latter should be in charge?
Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
March 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You know, I'm just a lowly tech comms flack, but there seems to be one faction of Dems being screamed at/in hiding, and one faction pulling crowds like this. Maybe the latter should be in charge?
Wait….Pete Davidson thinks he’s “really famous people”?
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wait….Pete Davidson thinks he’s “really famous people”?
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Super Bowl
USAID
Save Foreign Aid
USAID
Save Foreign Aid
February 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Super Bowl
USAID
Save Foreign Aid
USAID
Save Foreign Aid
Maybe if Snoop didn’t want to make a commercial about hate he shouldn’t have bent the knee to trump
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Maybe if Snoop didn’t want to make a commercial about hate he shouldn’t have bent the knee to trump
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BREAKING NEWS
Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women.
Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties
Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women.
Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties
February 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women.
Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties
Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women.
Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties
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this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders
February 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders
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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls