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1000yearspath.bsky.social
This episode of Exquiste Corpse: Ichabod's Eyes better ingratiates themselves with the Sewer Settlement, then contend with an unexpected arrival.

Sometimes it really isn't the people you know!

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Exquisite Corpse - Ep. 29: Underground Unsettlement - 1000 Years on the Path
Following Milton's instructions, Ichabod's Eyes better ingratiates themselves with the Sewer Settlement, then contend with an unexpected arrival. CONTENT WARNINGSOverall: Body horror, Violence, B...
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February 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
This episode: The detectives begin their investigation by chasing down an eelrat and everything totally goes off without a hitch. 🐀💅

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Exquisite Corpse - Ep. 28: No Grime like the Present - 1000 Years on the Path
The detectives begin their investigation by chasing down an eelrat and everything totally goes off without a hitch.SHOW NOTESHere are links to how Read Psychometric Resonance and Ongoing Investigation...
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February 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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chenanigans.bsky.social
I'm Cheneil/Chen! I'm a black gal who loves art, video games, animation, TTRPGs, & frogs!

Commission me & listen to our podcast!!! 🐸

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🎲 Podcast: @1000yearspath.bsky.social
Part 1 of a commission post infographic. The background is yellow with fun confetti patterns. Text reads: "Rough Sketch $25+" The backgrounds are 4 rough sketches. Text reads: "Clean Sketch $30+" The backgrounds are 4 clean sketches. Part 2 of a commission post infographic. The background is yellow with fun confetti patterns. Text reads: "Flat Coloured $60+" The backgrounds are 4 flat coloured illustrations. Text reads: "Simple Render $80+" The backgrounds are 4 simple renders. Part 3 of a commission post infographic. The background is yellow with fun confetti patterns. Text reads: "Full Render $110+" The backgrounds are 2 fully rendered illustrations. Text reads: "Flat Coloured Icon $50+" The backgrounds are 2 flat coloured icons. Text reads: "Rendered Icon $70+" The backgrounds are 2 rendered icons. Part 4 of a commission post infographic. The background is yellow with fun confetti patterns. Text reads: "Transparent Flat Coloured Gradient Patterned $0" The background is constellation patterns. Text reads: "Small scene $20" The background is a drawing of 2 anthro frogs in a glasses store. Text reads: "Full scene $40" The background is a drawing of Cult of the Lamb characters in a rendered scene. Text reads: "Extra characters $12-55+" The background is a drawing of several anthro frogs. Text reads: "Will Draw: - Fan art - Fan characters - Original characters - TTRPG Character - Mild gore/nudity" Text reads: "Won't Draw: - NSFW/fetish - Bigotry; racism, anti-queer, etc. - Child abuse, incest, pedophilia"
February 2, 2026 at 9:04 AM
teatempestteacup.bsky.social
Society: Ok, we need everyone to go back to work!!!

Me: Are the roads plowed?

Society: …

Me: ARE THE ROADS PLOWED?!?
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
It cannot be overstated how much we appreciate the kind words and fanart we receive for the show! We recently received an incredible piece by @smuffeycat.bsky.social and just had to share!
A movie poster depicting the detectives of Ichabod's Eyes Detective Agency as they discover the dismembered hand of the missing Elf they've been searching for. The purple hand has just landed in a pool of rot and viscera. “Exquisite Corpse” is written in the bottom right corner in horror movie font. The names of the detectives line the top of the poster much like a cast list would. The bottom left corner shows the Game Master's title. Sola, an anthropomorphic frog with a sunflower on her head, flinches away, holding her own partially rotten arm defensively. Benjamin, an enigmatic monochromatic humanoid, looks on in wonder and surprise. He looks over the shoulder of Sabriba, a humanoid with fox features who clinches her fox-head cane and looks on in shock, teeth clenched. Balsam, an anthropomorphic moth, aloofly crosses things off a to-do list. Oli, a blue elf with a jellyfish bell on his head, looks terrified and fiddles with his necktie.
January 28, 2026 at 4:45 PM
teatempestteacup.bsky.social
Attn Gym Bros: Please stop hovering over your fellow gym-goers.

Why are you walking laps around the gym when there are free treadmills? Why did you appear out of nowhere to use the machine behind me? And why are you switching when I switch?
January 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
With Corentin defeated, the Tear she laired within begins to collapse. Our detectives must determine a way out of this before there's nowhere left to go!

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Exquisite Corpse - Ep. 25: Skin of Your Teeth - 1000 Years on the Path
The detectives struggle to escape a collapsing Tear and, if they're lucky, plan their next move.CONTENT WARNINGSOverall: Body horror, Violence, Blood/gore, Alcohol/drug use, Addiction, Illness/chronic...
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January 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
The Vivarium Arc ends next episode! We figured that means this is the best time to share some character art of Euphori: Vivarium employee and Sola’s childhood friend!

Euphori is a Windweb Tripkee who grows succulents on her back. She wears a raincoat outside to keep them from getting too wet.
A doodle page of Euphori. She is a fat, blue Tripkee (anthropomorphic frog) with droopy eyes and a big smile. The left side of the page has Euphori's flowers, a side view of Euphori, Euphori smiling, and Euphori's back with her flowers. The right side has Euphori in her raincoat and boots, holding a pot with her Crown-of-Thorns flowers. A doodle of Sola and Euphori as kids. They are both Tripkee (anthropomorphic frogs). Sola is lanky, her flower is a bud, and she's happy holding a stick in one hand and Euphori's hand in the other. She is wearing an overall dress and rain boots. Euphori is thicker and has a leaf on her head. She is wearing a tank top, shorts, and rain boots as well.
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
This episode, Ichabod’s Eyes breach The Source of the Vivarium’s corruption and face Corentin, The Corpse Witch. 🕵‍♂️⚔️🥀

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Exquisite Corpse - Ep. 24: Blighted Heart - 1000 Years on the Path
Ichabod's Eyes reach The Source and solve The Case of the Freaky Flora. CONTENT WARNINGSSkip from 50:00 - 51:06 to avoid potentially triggering content. Overall: Body horror, Violence, Blood...
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December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
This episode: In a Tear in reality, Ichabod's Eyes must defeat Heap and the Sullies without spilling even a single drop of blood. 🪲⚔️🩸

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Exquisite Corpse - Ep. 23: A Whole Heap of Trouble - 1000 Years on the Path
In a Tear in reality, Ichabod's Eyes must defeat Heap and the Sullies without spilling even a single drop of blood. CONTENT WARNINGSOverall: Body horror, Violence, Blood/gore, Alcohol/drug use, A...
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December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
After successfully assisting Nopsida, Ichabod’s Eyes are able to hunt down Heap and get closer to The Source. 🏵🪲🌀

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Exquisite Corpse - Ep. 22: Sullied Ground - 1000 Years on the Path
The detectives uncover more Vivarium secrets and hunt down Heap for a final confrontation. CONTENT WARNINGSOverall: Body horror, Violence, Blood/gore, Alcohol/drug use, Addiction, Illness/chronic...
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December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
teatempestteacup.bsky.social
Chen’s Himbo Criteria:

Big - 5’ 8” ❌
Strong ✅
Stupid ✅
Beautiful ✅

Olí, my boy, 3 out of 4 isn’t half bad…

If you rolled your eyes at the pun, thank you.
1000yearspath.bsky.social 1000 Years on the Path @1000yearspath.bsky.social · Dec 6
The next episode of Exquisite Corpse comes out Monday, December 8! In the meantime, please enjoy this bit that was cut from the episode but we still really wanted to share. ✂️💪

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December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
This episode, our detectives parley with a mysterious bog woman and learn what she knows about the Vivarium’s corruption. She's even willing to help- in exchange for a favor... 🧙‍♀️🍄🌻

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Exquisite Corpse - Ep. 21: Boons and Banes - 1000 Years on the Path
Our detectives parley with Nopsida the Bog Man and do her a favor for a favor in turn. CONTENT WARNINGSOverall: Body horror, Violence, Blood/gore, Alcohol/drug use, Addiction, Illness/chronic ill...
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December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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jayispainting.earthskyart.ca
I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
In episode 20 of Exquisite Corpse, it's the detectives versus the elements in an increasingly surreal landscape! 🔥💧🌾🩸

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Exquisite Corpse - Ep. 20: Fire, Water, Flora, Flesh - 1000 Years on the Path
The Drosera Prolebran Vivarium Biome Tour is the best way to experience the best parts of this incredible work of magic and humanoid ingenuity! As you journey down these lovely paths, please make sure...
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November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
teatempestteacup.bsky.social
To be fair, those are powerful sandals…
1000yearspath.bsky.social 1000 Years on the Path @1000yearspath.bsky.social · Nov 22
A sneak peek of what's to come in the next episode of Exquiste Corpse! Episode 20 drops Monday, November 24th.

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November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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brendrag0n.bsky.social
On this Transgender Day of Rememberance, we remember those lost to senseless hate and violence. You deserved better and will not be forgotten.

Love and support to those still with us. Your life is legitimate and you are wanted. Thank you for being here. One day this world will be a better place.
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
Linked below is our very first Exquisite Breakdown, where the Game Master of 1000 Years on the Path talks about designing encounters, what he expects vs what happens, and improving encounters in the future! You can also expect what-ifs and unused encounters!

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Exquisite Breakdowns · Hello! This is Brendan Starling, Game Master for 1000 Years on the Path! We're currently releasing episodes for Exquisite Corpse, our first Actual Play using…
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November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
teatempestteacup.bsky.social
Did I just write a Good Society hack? I have only played this game four times - how did this happen?
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
This episode, Lachryma Cultch crashes into another island and Ichabod's Eyes investigate the source of the Rot spreading out from the Drosera Prolebram Vivarium. 🌃🏝🏵

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Exquisite Corpse - Ep. 17: The Grass Aint Greener - 1000 Years on the Path
Lachryma beaches on Vitrus and the detectives look high and low for answers to the corruption assailing the city.CONTENT WARNINGSOverall: Body horror, Violence, Blood/gore, Alcohol/drug use, Addiction...
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November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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1000yearspath.bsky.social
Hello! We've been doing this podcast for a few months now and it's been great! We've received some awesome feedback from listeners and just wanted to acknowledge and thank them 😁

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Thank You, Listeners! - 1000 Years on the Path
A sincere thank you from all of us here at 1000 Years on the Path!CREDITSMusic Used:
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November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
teatempestteacup.bsky.social
Everyone totally made the best, rationale decisions in this episode.
October 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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eldritchpuffin.bsky.social
The first time I said, “It’s Dark City meets Disco Elysium meets @askamanager.org meets Pathfinder 2e,” I really thought I was kidding.

But I was not.
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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chenanigans.bsky.social
Sola and Euphori really love each other. 💛
#chen-art #pathfinder #tripkee #frog
The 1st drawing is Sola getting hugged from behind from Euphori. Sola is blushing orange but wears a goofy, but happy expression. Euphori looks very happy hugging her and her eyes are closed. They're standing in the Eyes' office lobby. The 2nd drawing is Sola and Euphori holding hands and walking down the rainy streets of Lachryma. Sola looks outraged as she says "Want me to kill them?" to which a calmer and happy Euphori says "No Sola." Sola continues saying "I could really do it!" to which Euphori replies "I know you could..." Sola is a skinny anthro glass frog with green skin with yellow spots, a pale green and translucent belly where you can see her heart, lungs, liver, and intestines. Her right arm is purple with pink spots. Her eyes are golden brown. She has a golden yellow sunflower attached to her head. She's wearing a purple shirt with a starry galaxy pattern, purple shorts, and long brown open-toe boots. Euphori is a fat anthro frog with sky blue skin and a lighter blue chin/belly. She has blushy purple cheeks. She has a green leaf on her head which is attached to a crown-of-thorns flower (Euphorbia milii. )She is wearing a yellow rain coat with matching rain boots. A comic of Sola and Euphori sitting on the floor with Miss Marple chatting. Euphori is wearing a red and pink gingham patterned dress. Her eyes are open and are yellow. Miss Marple is a large cat with fish-like features such as dorsal fins, scales, and a fish-like tail. Her head and tail fins are green, she has a pale green chin/belly, and the rest of her body is red. 1st panel is Euphori asking "How did she get so big?" Sola replies "Probably a combo of adrenaline, hormones, molting from all of the fights... Oh, and love." 2nd panel, Euphori with a pensive look asks "Isn't she your boss' cat?" Sola with a smug smile replies "Yeah... I'm stealing her according to him. Also I'm training her so... Heh." A comic of Sola and Euphori kissing. 1st panel has the two girls kissing. Sola's hand is on Euphoris and both their eyes are closed. Euphori's red flower with a yellow center is visible in side-view. The background is has pink and magenta striped wallpaper and the couple is sitting on a red bench. 2nd panel has them now pulled away from the kiss. They're both flustered, extremely happy, and thinking "Oh my gods." The background is pink and magenta striped hearts with smaller white hearts around the 2 frogs. Sola's skin has become more translucent where you can kind of see through her and also faintly see the roots of her flower going down her head, upper back, and purple-cursed arm. She is blushing orange and rubbing thorns off her cursed arm. Euphori's hands are over her mouth and she is flushed purple.
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM