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Kelly
@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social
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Born in “the 1900s.” Unmotivated. Large-bodied, BED/EDNOS. Just trying to, like, be.

📍 Colorado (unceded)
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Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc from "Wake Up Dead Man" - wearing a Santa hat.
December 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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a pixel art of a yellow star with two black eyes
Alt: The yellow star from the old Mario games
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Just a week later in the box office and I could’ve had “I Know What You Did Last Summer”!
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Hot Bluesky tip: You can paste a link, have it make the preview, and then delete the link and the preview will remain. Looks a little cleaner! 👍
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Ooo I need to look into that 🤔
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Ooo OK, thanks for the info.
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I've gotta stop logging into LinkedIn, it's like a dagger to the heart every time
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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How little are they? Any desire for a custom vintage plant pot?
Four cassette tapes glued to a block of wood (at the base) and a succulent living happily within.
December 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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At 325°F, basting every 30-45 minutes
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Phew, it’s not Saint Catherine’s Chapel on the Rock 😮‍💨
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I’m sure this map is just to take a dig at Scotland, because DPRK would never have something as American as Coke lying around. I’m sure they have their own soda brands instead.
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Yeah 🫂
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Uggghhh I’m sorry this has escalated. Can you cool in a motel for a couple nights?
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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cc @lingthusiasm.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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cc @pessimistsarc.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Anyway, she has jewellry, paintings, and prints:
Shop — just dea
one of a kind paintings, limited edition prints, unique silver jewelry
justdea.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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To the left, an acrylic painting of a black water buffalo, with red Chinese lanterns behind on a black background. To the right, the title of the painting ("Joan at the Wedding") and a story excerpt: "Obviously, Joan should not have come to this wedding alone. She knew that now. “Stop moping around the house and meet some people,” she had told herself. Well, these people did not want to be met. They did not come alone and did not want to be seen talking to anyone that did. Even Martha wouldn’t talk to her and they were friends. Well, acquaintances and there had been that incident. Joan’s fault, to be sure, but how do you explain a thing like that. It was mean of Martha not to at least acknowledge her. Now she was sweating, why did she always start sweating? No one was talking to her, but it sure felt like everyone was looking at her. How early could you leave a wedding? Not before the ceremony to be sure, but what about right after?"
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM