Kelly
@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social
Born in “the 1900s.” Unmotivated. Large-bodied, BED/EDNOS. Just trying to, like, be.
📍 Colorado (unceded)
📍 Colorado (unceded)
Went to a holiday party at the local sex museum (friend is a partner there) and got to talking to a man in a kilt about his sub, and look at this new whip he made for her, he likes to hang her from the ceiling, have you been to this place where they do dinners with people suspended everywhere?
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Went to a holiday party at the local sex museum (friend is a partner there) and got to talking to a man in a kilt about his sub, and look at this new whip he made for her, he likes to hang her from the ceiling, have you been to this place where they do dinners with people suspended everywhere?
Cruffin 🧐 (croissant x muffin)
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Cruffin 🧐 (croissant x muffin)
They actually managed to upstage the original hairdo LOL
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
They actually managed to upstage the original hairdo LOL
Damn, almost lost #Whamageddon (2:12), still in the game! 💪🏻
Door 12: "The Carols"
YouTube video by Long Winter Nights
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Damn, almost lost #Whamageddon (2:12), still in the game! 💪🏻
Just now realizing that "Midsomer Murders" and "Murdoch Mysteries" are not, in fact, the same show
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just now realizing that "Midsomer Murders" and "Murdoch Mysteries" are not, in fact, the same show
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heyyy matt maher is in the latest "Elsbeth" ep!
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
heyyy matt maher is in the latest "Elsbeth" ep!
I had a dream that I saw a dramatic black-and-white movie poster of Andrew Keegan starring in a movie called “The Gummy Baron,” a docudrama about the head of Haribo or some similar company.
I want to commend my brain on its punning: “gummibären” is German for “gummy bears.”
I want to commend my brain on its punning: “gummibären” is German for “gummy bears.”
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I had a dream that I saw a dramatic black-and-white movie poster of Andrew Keegan starring in a movie called “The Gummy Baron,” a docudrama about the head of Haribo or some similar company.
I want to commend my brain on its punning: “gummibären” is German for “gummy bears.”
I want to commend my brain on its punning: “gummibären” is German for “gummy bears.”
Today's job fair was at a building that had, I say, a Target-size amount of parking. Totally full, had to park at the baseball field across the way. Then we all stood in line for 30min+ because the number of people in the actual job fair room kept going over the fire code. So numbers are low, huh?
The unemployment rate is low and the economy is still growing, but those out of work face the slowest pace of hiring in more than a decade.
'No hire' job market leaves unemployed in limbo as threats to economy multiply
The unemployment rate is low and the economy is still growing, but those out of work face the slowest pace of hiring in more than a decade.
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Today's job fair was at a building that had, I say, a Target-size amount of parking. Totally full, had to park at the baseball field across the way. Then we all stood in line for 30min+ because the number of people in the actual job fair room kept going over the fire code. So numbers are low, huh?
That looks like so much fun.
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
That looks like so much fun.
yooooo
Universal Taps Dylan Clark To Helm Adaptation Of His Horror Short ‘Portrait Of God’; Sam Raimi & Jordan Peele To Produce In First Collaboration
'Portrait of God,' a horror film bring together Jordan Peele and Sam Raimi as producers, is in development at Universal Pictures, sources said.
deadline.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
yooooo
I have never googled so many words for this lol
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December 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I have never googled so many words for this lol
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who the hell is dean
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
who the hell is dean
“Let’s now go to a quick ad break so the listener can dwell on everything that’s wrong with them and their life”
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“Let’s now go to a quick ad break so the listener can dwell on everything that’s wrong with them and their life”
The "Mortal Kombat" song continues to ROCK
Mortal Kombat 1 Movie Opening
YouTube video by Deejay Angel 2109
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The "Mortal Kombat" song continues to ROCK
chefskiss 🤌🏻✨ @sambaschutte.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
chefskiss 🤌🏻✨ @sambaschutte.bsky.social
This show is such a fascinating juxtaposition to the usual "humanity will destroy itself and we robots must take over to prevent it" concept.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This show is such a fascinating juxtaposition to the usual "humanity will destroy itself and we robots must take over to prevent it" concept.
Bubbling lasagna, my bby (plus two extra servings of meat sauce!)
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Bubbling lasagna, my bby (plus two extra servings of meat sauce!)
My mind while trying to meditate
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My mind while trying to meditate
I've been subscribed to @tamarakeithnpr.bsky.social's White House Secret Service guard shack candle newsletter since her very first one back in March 2019 and it is the highlight of my day when one of these comes through.
She's still taking sign-ups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
She's still taking sign-ups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've been subscribed to @tamarakeithnpr.bsky.social's White House Secret Service guard shack candle newsletter since her very first one back in March 2019 and it is the highlight of my day when one of these comes through.
She's still taking sign-ups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
She's still taking sign-ups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Taking the small wins today.
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Taking the small wins today.
Interview invitation.
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Interview invitation.
Me: it's so nice you're offering me sliding scale services
Me: can I partake of another service that you offer
Them: oh you have active insurance
Them: copay is $90, no more sliding scale
Me:
Me:
Me: never mind ig
Me: can I partake of another service that you offer
Them: oh you have active insurance
Them: copay is $90, no more sliding scale
Me:
Me:
Me: never mind ig
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me: it's so nice you're offering me sliding scale services
Me: can I partake of another service that you offer
Them: oh you have active insurance
Them: copay is $90, no more sliding scale
Me:
Me:
Me: never mind ig
Me: can I partake of another service that you offer
Them: oh you have active insurance
Them: copay is $90, no more sliding scale
Me:
Me:
Me: never mind ig
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If you identify as African American and are 18–44 years old, you can participate in a 45-minute virtual interview and receive a $20 Visa e-gift card as a thank you.
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Phonological Atlas of African American Language (PAAAL) Project
You are being asked to participate in a research study. Scientists do research to answer important questions that might help change or improve the way we do things in the future. This document will…
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December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you identify as African American and are 18–44 years old, you can participate in a 45-minute virtual interview and receive a $20 Visa e-gift card as a thank you.
You can learn more about the project and sign up for an interview at the link below:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
You can learn more about the project and sign up for an interview at the link below:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
