Nosferatu Joseph 🧛🏻♀️
@tashjoeza.bsky.social
A latke that cannot stop screaming // Editor // 🇿🇦 // (she, they, helluva gay).
Banner pic: A young fox sploots upon a brick wall, yawning. By Louie Stowell
Profile pic: NJ with confetti in her hair, looking disgruntled
Banner pic: A young fox sploots upon a brick wall, yawning. By Louie Stowell
Profile pic: NJ with confetti in her hair, looking disgruntled
Happy Thanksgiving, lovely internet friend! Here is the stripey dog doing a smol blep the other day.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, lovely internet friend! Here is the stripey dog doing a smol blep the other day.
"Say, do you have any snacks up there?"
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"Say, do you have any snacks up there?"
I am once again in danger.
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I am once again in danger.
This old tweet remains 120% accurate at all times.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This old tweet remains 120% accurate at all times.
My dog stands very still and stares at me, rarely blinking, because she is a spooky bitch: a triptych.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My dog stands very still and stares at me, rarely blinking, because she is a spooky bitch: a triptych.
I'm not saying @annijyn.com would do an amazing interpretation of this still from the Saviour Complex video but I'm also not NOT saying it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm not saying @annijyn.com would do an amazing interpretation of this still from the Saviour Complex video but I'm also not NOT saying it.
Ran out of coffee. Found this atrocity my wife left in the fridge. If I die, I die.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Ran out of coffee. Found this atrocity my wife left in the fridge. If I die, I die.
It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up.
I love her so much.
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I love her so much.
I'll tell you the story of this sign via DM...
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I'll tell you the story of this sign via DM...
A slow morning.
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
A slow morning.
15 extraterrestrial weasels in a dog suit getting into the Halloween spirit.
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
15 extraterrestrial weasels in a dog suit getting into the Halloween spirit.
Happy Halloween! I swallowed so much denture paste trying to get these sodding fangs to stay put that I may die! 🤢
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Happy Halloween! I swallowed so much denture paste trying to get these sodding fangs to stay put that I may die! 🤢
Stripey cryptid 🖤
October 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Stripey cryptid 🖤
Realised an earlier picture of new ink may have been a touch risqué, so here's a crop. (That's my decontextualised upper thigh, everyone be cool.)
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Realised an earlier picture of new ink may have been a touch risqué, so here's a crop. (That's my decontextualised upper thigh, everyone be cool.)
Everybody say hi to the recently-discovered and very pink bumpy snailfish!
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Everybody say hi to the recently-discovered and very pink bumpy snailfish!
15 extraterrestrial weasels in a dog suit receiving the cheese tax.
October 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
15 extraterrestrial weasels in a dog suit receiving the cheese tax.
Why is this freebie that came with my groceries reading me for filth?
October 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Why is this freebie that came with my groceries reading me for filth?
Capitalism means even the spooky scary skeletons in New Orleans have jobs.
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Capitalism means even the spooky scary skeletons in New Orleans have jobs.
Woulds't thou like to live deliciously? We have several gluten free and vegan options.
October 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Woulds't thou like to live deliciously? We have several gluten free and vegan options.
I hypnotised the dogs merely by eating a banana in front of them.
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I hypnotised the dogs merely by eating a banana in front of them.
This, from South African poet Genna Gardini's "Considering the bathroom scale, which might be fucked", blew the top off my head. The whole thing is in the new Amsterdam Review.
October 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This, from South African poet Genna Gardini's "Considering the bathroom scale, which might be fucked", blew the top off my head. The whole thing is in the new Amsterdam Review.
This is what happened when she wanted to try pickled ginger a few years ago.
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is what happened when she wanted to try pickled ginger a few years ago.
Found this pic of me and my honey back in 2022, a little tipsy at a rooftop bar in Nashville after a show at The Ryman. Amazing where striking up a conversation with a stranger on the internet during the early-ish days of a global pandemic can take you.
October 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Found this pic of me and my honey back in 2022, a little tipsy at a rooftop bar in Nashville after a show at The Ryman. Amazing where striking up a conversation with a stranger on the internet during the early-ish days of a global pandemic can take you.