Will you put it back together each time, or grind it into successively finer powders?

We will cure your cancer with this giant toaster.

The only leaderboard I really remember is the one from Descent 2, because if you got the top spot you got to add a quotation/motto that would be shown above the scores.

Mind you, I was the only one playing Descent on that computer, so it still didn't carry a lot of meaning.

I came very close to this when I bought my current PC in 2023. Perhaps it's time to take another look at it.

I'll definitely need to dual boot so I can test Windows builds, but the "missing software" problem does seem to be receding.

I'm mostly getting flashbacks to playing Eledees.

Wait, people complain about there being too many bank holidays??

Also the flavour is spearmint, the stabbiest of the mints.

"Adversarial poetry function" is an incredible phrase.

This is exactly where my brain went.

I Love Lursa

And Bob is *thrilled* with his new Tau outfit.

Wearing the skin of your slain enemies is a totally normal thing to do, right guys? Guys?

Iron Within. Iron Without.

#Nerdlings

"I mean, look at all these skulls and spikes. Frank is growing an extra arm that has a claw hand. Do you think we're the baddies?"
Sons of Horus special edition!

I love how everything before 1870 is "pre-hygiene".

This reminds me of a quiz round I once experienced where the questions were all "is this the name of a European metal band member or a piece of Ikea furniture?"