Yooooo check out this fried tofu I made! It was so good holy fuck

Do I .... do I put the tray in the oven or ... ???

A pigeon flew into my open front door yesterday, and when I reached over him to open the door again, he just hopped up onto my hand like "ah, my chauffeur is here" and then calmly hopped outside onto my roof.

I am so sweaty, I dont do well in heat 😫

On my way back to Derby now ... blasting ABBA

abba was incredible, very glad I have today off though. Blasting sleep token bc I missed download.

Of course they're playing a Chappel Roan remix at ABBA Voyage. The vibes are immaculate.

I FOUND BOTH THE SLEEP TOKEN RECORDS I NEED AT THE LOCAL SHOP

I forgot King Gizzard were dropping an album today wtf

Damn this disc is pretty

i am HOT and SWEATY and it is NOT from sinning against the lord and morality it is from WEATHER and i am MAD ABOUT IT

Damn my partner looks cute in black and pink ropes 💜✨️💜✨️

Been awake for like... 17 hours? Scared I'm gonna sleep through my stop on the bus

Fuck it, gonna try this app now

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