Charles Cheeryble
@tarkio.bsky.social
Industrialist. Philanthropist. Fictional.
Can @gavinnewsom.bsky.social start renaming California's landfills, water treatment facilities, etc., after the Trump family? Get people to donate money for fancy brass signs for the D.J. Drowsy Trump Institute for Staying Lucid at Daytime Meetings and Hazardous Waste Disposal Center?
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Can @gavinnewsom.bsky.social start renaming California's landfills, water treatment facilities, etc., after the Trump family? Get people to donate money for fancy brass signs for the D.J. Drowsy Trump Institute for Staying Lucid at Daytime Meetings and Hazardous Waste Disposal Center?
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Spitballing a detective series about a chronically-online frenemy duo. Working title Shitpost and Mid. @fairygodmegan.bsky.social can you please send current headshots?
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Spitballing a detective series about a chronically-online frenemy duo. Working title Shitpost and Mid. @fairygodmegan.bsky.social can you please send current headshots?
"What do you think? Because you said befire you didn'tlike it, but you came back for seconds."
The half-eaten chicken cordon bleu popper sank in my mouth. All sense of taste and time was gone.
No longer able to talk people into interviews, Isaac Chotiner now works in my Costco, and I am cooked.
The half-eaten chicken cordon bleu popper sank in my mouth. All sense of taste and time was gone.
No longer able to talk people into interviews, Isaac Chotiner now works in my Costco, and I am cooked.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"What do you think? Because you said befire you didn'tlike it, but you came back for seconds."
The half-eaten chicken cordon bleu popper sank in my mouth. All sense of taste and time was gone.
No longer able to talk people into interviews, Isaac Chotiner now works in my Costco, and I am cooked.
The half-eaten chicken cordon bleu popper sank in my mouth. All sense of taste and time was gone.
No longer able to talk people into interviews, Isaac Chotiner now works in my Costco, and I am cooked.
Barron Trump looks like the funeral director's son who is forbidden to talk, just supposed to nod somberly and look down.
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Barron Trump looks like the funeral director's son who is forbidden to talk, just supposed to nod somberly and look down.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's not widely known that Jesus Horatio Christ adopted the middle initial after SAG told him the name was already taken.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's not widely known that Jesus Horatio Christ adopted the middle initial after SAG told him the name was already taken.
#Elon'sBookClub Our November, 2025 selection is "Men Are From Mars, and That’s Why I’m Never Fucking Going to Venus" by John Gray.
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
#Elon'sBookClub Our November, 2025 selection is "Men Are From Mars, and That’s Why I’m Never Fucking Going to Venus" by John Gray.
I was prepared for rebuke from Joyce Carol Hall. Alas, that is not what I encountered.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I was prepared for rebuke from Joyce Carol Hall. Alas, that is not what I encountered.
"Karoline, the President has seemed utterly exhausted lately --"
"Yeah, he's exhausted from tapping your Mom's ass."
How long did you consider whether I made that up or not?
"Yeah, he's exhausted from tapping your Mom's ass."
How long did you consider whether I made that up or not?
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Karoline, the President has seemed utterly exhausted lately --"
"Yeah, he's exhausted from tapping your Mom's ass."
How long did you consider whether I made that up or not?
"Yeah, he's exhausted from tapping your Mom's ass."
How long did you consider whether I made that up or not?
It is staggering to consider how much music, even recently, can be condensed to "You would not believe how hot this underage girl was."
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It is staggering to consider how much music, even recently, can be condensed to "You would not believe how hot this underage girl was."
When I voted last year, I felt pretty excited and hopeful, because I hadn't learned from 2016 and clocked how things would go.
Today when I voted, I just felt angry afterward, like fuck all these people for what they've done with our country.
Today when I voted, I just felt angry afterward, like fuck all these people for what they've done with our country.
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When I voted last year, I felt pretty excited and hopeful, because I hadn't learned from 2016 and clocked how things would go.
Today when I voted, I just felt angry afterward, like fuck all these people for what they've done with our country.
Today when I voted, I just felt angry afterward, like fuck all these people for what they've done with our country.
I think the Brendan Fraser reboot of "The Toy" looks pretty good.
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I think the Brendan Fraser reboot of "The Toy" looks pretty good.
@erikloomis.bsky.social this is relevant to your interests: www.reddit.com/r/newjersey/...
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October 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
@erikloomis.bsky.social this is relevant to your interests: www.reddit.com/r/newjersey/...
Something a lot of farmers and ranchers should keep in mind about Make America Great Again:
South is a kind of America, too, so go easy with this "breaking your word" talk. I mean, unless you'd like us to discover that your community has a horrible problem only ICE can fix.
South is a kind of America, too, so go easy with this "breaking your word" talk. I mean, unless you'd like us to discover that your community has a horrible problem only ICE can fix.
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Something a lot of farmers and ranchers should keep in mind about Make America Great Again:
South is a kind of America, too, so go easy with this "breaking your word" talk. I mean, unless you'd like us to discover that your community has a horrible problem only ICE can fix.
South is a kind of America, too, so go easy with this "breaking your word" talk. I mean, unless you'd like us to discover that your community has a horrible problem only ICE can fix.
When I am elected president, I promise to be so petty I will camp my motorcade wherever Trump is so he cannot travel.
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When I am elected president, I promise to be so petty I will camp my motorcade wherever Trump is so he cannot travel.
Has Arc de Dr'umph already been taken?
October 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Has Arc de Dr'umph already been taken?
Big Pharma can't fool me. Skyrizi isn't trademarkable, because the name was stolen from the most photogenic birds on Earth.
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Big Pharma can't fool me. Skyrizi isn't trademarkable, because the name was stolen from the most photogenic birds on Earth.
BREAKING: Exclusive footage from investigation of Nazified American flag in Congressional office.
Suspect Guilty GIF
Alt: Tim Robinson as the hot dog guy saying "We're all trying to find the guy who did this."
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October 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
BREAKING: Exclusive footage from investigation of Nazified American flag in Congressional office.
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social Look, I'm not saying you have to. I'm just saying ... three-day weekend.
October 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social Look, I'm not saying you have to. I'm just saying ... three-day weekend.
If I were Jay Jones:
"First off, this was just locker room talk, and by the Law of Access Hollywood, cannot be used against me."
"Second, I make this promise to Virginia: if a time traveling lunatic traps me in a room with two mass murderers and a gutless Republican shitheel, I won't kill anyone."
"First off, this was just locker room talk, and by the Law of Access Hollywood, cannot be used against me."
"Second, I make this promise to Virginia: if a time traveling lunatic traps me in a room with two mass murderers and a gutless Republican shitheel, I won't kill anyone."
October 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If I were Jay Jones:
"First off, this was just locker room talk, and by the Law of Access Hollywood, cannot be used against me."
"Second, I make this promise to Virginia: if a time traveling lunatic traps me in a room with two mass murderers and a gutless Republican shitheel, I won't kill anyone."
"First off, this was just locker room talk, and by the Law of Access Hollywood, cannot be used against me."
"Second, I make this promise to Virginia: if a time traveling lunatic traps me in a room with two mass murderers and a gutless Republican shitheel, I won't kill anyone."
Hey @faineg.bsky.social do you remember Ricochet modems from the late '90s? No reason to bring them up.
October 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hey @faineg.bsky.social do you remember Ricochet modems from the late '90s? No reason to bring them up.
Happy now, @fairygodmegan.bsky.social ?
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy now, @fairygodmegan.bsky.social ?
Drunk Television Host Lectures Career Professionals on Merit
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Drunk Television Host Lectures Career Professionals on Merit
Portland should mass-produce big signs that read "Welcome, Street Cleaners!" And have people cheer for the troops.
September 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Portland should mass-produce big signs that read "Welcome, Street Cleaners!" And have people cheer for the troops.