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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 3d

I know my role. Dipshit reply guy, I live it and love it. If your lip curls before you catch on, an angel gets its wings.

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 3d

You could try mixing in some light humor, maybe learn from the people whose game is a level higher. Like "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Eat shit and like my post you fucking moron."

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not flashing you my boobs.

Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 3d

@fairygodmegan.bsky.social Look, I'm not saying you have to. I'm just saying ... three-day weekend.

Tweet from Saoirse saying "If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu ..."

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 3d

a man and a woman are walking under a bridge with a tv 14 logo in the background .

Alt: Intro clip from "Lowered Expectations," a recurring skit on MadTV

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 3d

Around 1999 or 2000, my brother and I went to the Nashville River Stages festival for a couple of nights, and we saw there was an act named "Kid Rock." We clowned that name all weekend.

As a weird twist, we stood in a crowd, hearing an annoying voice saying "Hellooo, my name is Jessica Simpson ..."

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 5d

He'll tell us what to do!

Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 5d

I hope someone read this to him.

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 8d

"Instead, I will kill myself. UNLIKE Jeffrey Epstein, whose disgusting escapades with Donald Trump and anyone else should be revealed to us all.

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."

Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 8d

If I were Jay Jones:

"First off, this was just locker room talk, and by the Law of Access Hollywood, cannot be used against me."

"Second, I make this promise to Virginia: if a time traveling lunatic traps me in a room with two mass murderers and a gutless Republican shitheel, I won't kill anyone."

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 8d

Hey @faineg.bsky.social do you remember Ricochet modems from the late '90s? No reason to bring them up.

Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 11d

Yup yup yup. I graduated college in the late '90 and had the title Webmaster at some point in my life.

I thought this magical network would bring knowledge and connection to the world. I was ... optimistic.

That doesn't mean I haven't learned a little about resilience in protocols and topology.

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 11d

McMurray's a piece of shit.

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 12d

Happy now, @fairygodmegan.bsky.social ?

Image of a twitter exchange:

A Labubu was left on Karl Marx's grave.

Response:

this sentence was never meant to be said

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 13d

You are a menace. You are actively spamming some very bad neural pathways in my thinking fats.

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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social · 13d

I think one purpose of this was to attract the support of the enlisted and maybe junior officers.

Brass against him? "They are out of touch. You young people are the vanguard of a new age."

The brass is for him? "With their experience, you must learn to be the vanguard of a new age."

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