Tao Joannes
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Nice Icon you got there. Would be a shame if somebody clasted it.
Only the brave dare follow for forbidden knowledge.
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Only the brave dare follow for forbidden knowledge.
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I live my life by looney toons rules, and number 1 is if you don't fall till you accept the cliff is real.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I live my life by looney toons rules, and number 1 is if you don't fall till you accept the cliff is real.
You want to understand how power works in America? Then let’s start with a man who had none of it.
Pras Michel — musician, celebrity, but not a member of the ruling class — caught between foreign money and a political system that runs on it. www.taojoannes.com/p/justice-fo...
Pras Michel — musician, celebrity, but not a member of the ruling class — caught between foreign money and a political system that runs on it. www.taojoannes.com/p/justice-fo...
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
You want to understand how power works in America? Then let’s start with a man who had none of it.
Pras Michel — musician, celebrity, but not a member of the ruling class — caught between foreign money and a political system that runs on it. www.taojoannes.com/p/justice-fo...
Pras Michel — musician, celebrity, but not a member of the ruling class — caught between foreign money and a political system that runs on it. www.taojoannes.com/p/justice-fo...
I did a complete playthrough of "an unplayable game?!" by @badgameszip.itch.io Check out this unique platformer with me www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud-5... then get it for yourself free on steam
an unplayable game?! - Complete Playthrough
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October 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I did a complete playthrough of "an unplayable game?!" by @badgameszip.itch.io Check out this unique platformer with me www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud-5... then get it for yourself free on steam
NEW YORK CITY — In what experts are calling “an evolutionary, political, and theological crisis all rolled into one,” swarms of rats wearing tiny red MAGA hats have seized large portions of Manhattan, declared several “autonomous rodent zones,” and begun issuing their own currency
BREAKING: New York Overrun by Ultra-Nationalist MAGA Rats
Demands Include Full Voting Rights, Gold-Backed Cheese Standard
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June 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
NEW YORK CITY — In what experts are calling “an evolutionary, political, and theological crisis all rolled into one,” swarms of rats wearing tiny red MAGA hats have seized large portions of Manhattan, declared several “autonomous rodent zones,” and begun issuing their own currency
Every morning I wake up, look in the mirror, and see a man who could easily play the divorced but tender-hearted detective sergeant on Halifax Watch or maybe the rugged kayak instructor with a haunted past on Saskatoon Shoreline Rescue. And every morning, I curse this cruel gift.
I’m as Handsome as a Leading Man in a Canadian Drama Series, and It’s Ruining My Life
by guest writer Trent Halvorson, Insurance Claims Processor, Regional Division B
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June 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Every morning I wake up, look in the mirror, and see a man who could easily play the divorced but tender-hearted detective sergeant on Halifax Watch or maybe the rugged kayak instructor with a haunted past on Saskatoon Shoreline Rescue. And every morning, I curse this cruel gift.
he got that dawg in him
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he got that dawg in him
Gen Z ain't pressed
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June 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
he got that dawg in him
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Donny runs an egg farm. Or at least, he calls it a farm. It’s really just a cluster of half-collapsed sheds, some welded chicken wire, and a sign that says “Eggcellence in Every Shell” duct-taped to a wheelbarrow. That’s life out here in the unincorporated fringe, where zoning laws go to die and ...
Bawking Bad
Los Gallos Locos are some real bad hombres.
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June 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Donny runs an egg farm. Or at least, he calls it a farm. It’s really just a cluster of half-collapsed sheds, some welded chicken wire, and a sign that says “Eggcellence in Every Shell” duct-taped to a wheelbarrow. That’s life out here in the unincorporated fringe, where zoning laws go to die and ...
BREAKING: Novel Parasite discovered! Scientists announce discovery of worm that leaves eggs in bland food and consumes the hosts brain. Symptoms include watching ASMR deportation videos and saying "Fuck your feelings" #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #MUSKTRUMPADMINISTRATION #MAGABRAINWORM #SATIRE
February 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BREAKING: Novel Parasite discovered! Scientists announce discovery of worm that leaves eggs in bland food and consumes the hosts brain. Symptoms include watching ASMR deportation videos and saying "Fuck your feelings" #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #MUSKTRUMPADMINISTRATION #MAGABRAINWORM #SATIRE
Wrote a new song about our nation's favorite Illegal Immigrant www.youtube.com/watch?v=2420... #ElonMusk #MuskTrumpAdmin #PresidentMusk #MAGARegret #Walkaway #Trump #Maga #DEI #Nazi #ArrestMusk
The Ballad of Elon Musk
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February 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Wrote a new song about our nation's favorite Illegal Immigrant www.youtube.com/watch?v=2420... #ElonMusk #MuskTrumpAdmin #PresidentMusk #MAGARegret #Walkaway #Trump #Maga #DEI #Nazi #ArrestMusk
His future host can't help but spill the beans.
February 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
His future host can't help but spill the beans.
#MAGA isn't all bad. It's helping our closeted brethren find an outlet for their need to submit to a dominant man. youtu.be/t9tFwRyruHg Who knows, maybe they'll get so comfortable with themselves they won't feel the need to be so hateful. #DEI #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #LGBTQIA #DADDYTRUMP #QUEERLOVE
February 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
#MAGA isn't all bad. It's helping our closeted brethren find an outlet for their need to submit to a dominant man. youtu.be/t9tFwRyruHg Who knows, maybe they'll get so comfortable with themselves they won't feel the need to be so hateful. #DEI #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #LGBTQIA #DADDYTRUMP #QUEERLOVE
#MAGA isn't all bad. It's helping our closeted brethren find an outlet for their need to submit to a dominant man. Who knows, maybe they'll get so comfortable with themselves they won't feel the need to be so hateful. #DEI #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #LGBTQIA #DADDYTRUMP
February 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
#MAGA isn't all bad. It's helping our closeted brethren find an outlet for their need to submit to a dominant man. Who knows, maybe they'll get so comfortable with themselves they won't feel the need to be so hateful. #DEI #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #LGBTQIA #DADDYTRUMP
He lies to our faces and you love it. Is it some kind of kink? #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #PRESIDENTMUSK #TRUMPUPPET
Trump: “When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One.”
BREAKING: US inflation heats up to 3%, higher than expected.
BREAKING: US inflation heats up to 3%, higher than expected.
February 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He lies to our faces and you love it. Is it some kind of kink? #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #PRESIDENTMUSK #TRUMPUPPET
MAGAs love the uninvolved and poorly educated. The dumber the better. Just need to be able to get to the voting booth and know which button to push. By no means should you ever be informed or express empathy for others. #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #PRESIDENTMUSK #TRUMPUPPET
February 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
MAGAs love the uninvolved and poorly educated. The dumber the better. Just need to be able to get to the voting booth and know which button to push. By no means should you ever be informed or express empathy for others. #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #PRESIDENTMUSK #TRUMPUPPET
The constitution doesn't provide for recalling the president, but constitutions don't matter anymore. #MAGA #RECALLTRUMP #IMPEACHTRUMP #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY
February 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The constitution doesn't provide for recalling the president, but constitutions don't matter anymore. #MAGA #RECALLTRUMP #IMPEACHTRUMP #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY
Take a baby, leave a baby is the solution for most of our problems today. The world just hasn't caught up. youtu.be/NWCtNQuul_U #bordercrisis #MAGA #MAGAwithahardR #GregAbbot #BiloxiBabyBin #EBaby
February 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Take a baby, leave a baby is the solution for most of our problems today. The world just hasn't caught up. youtu.be/NWCtNQuul_U #bordercrisis #MAGA #MAGAwithahardR #GregAbbot #BiloxiBabyBin #EBaby
Making advancement harder on minorities isn't fair to white people. It's like giving us a cheat code that makes us lazy and easy to beat. #WhitesAreTheRealVictim #MAGA #MAGAwithahardR #DEI #DragonballZ Only #TomMacDonald can beat #Kendrick for #Drake and #Canada
February 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Making advancement harder on minorities isn't fair to white people. It's like giving us a cheat code that makes us lazy and easy to beat. #WhitesAreTheRealVictim #MAGA #MAGAwithahardR #DEI #DragonballZ Only #TomMacDonald can beat #Kendrick for #Drake and #Canada
For some reason, mediocre white men are getting triggered by my latest post
February 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
For some reason, mediocre white men are getting triggered by my latest post
Divine was a stonewall brick, showing teeth and threatening to knock theirs out. Denise is a queer eye, showcasing relatability. Each do their part to counteract those who would homogenize queer identity (as an extension of femininity) as weak, incompetent, and ineffective. youtu.be/t9tFwRyruHg
February 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Divine was a stonewall brick, showing teeth and threatening to knock theirs out. Denise is a queer eye, showcasing relatability. Each do their part to counteract those who would homogenize queer identity (as an extension of femininity) as weak, incompetent, and ineffective. youtu.be/t9tFwRyruHg
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