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Tao Joannes
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Your favorite poet's favorite poet. https://www.youtube.com/@TaoJoannes?sub_confirmation=1
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NEW YORK CITY — In what experts are calling “an evolutionary, political, and theological crisis all rolled into one,” swarms of rats wearing tiny red MAGA hats have seized large portions of Manhattan, declared several “autonomous rodent zones,” and begun issuing their own currency
BREAKING: New York Overrun by Ultra-Nationalist MAGA Rats
Demands Include Full Voting Rights, Gold-Backed Cheese Standard
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Every morning I wake up, look in the mirror, and see a man who could easily play the divorced but tender-hearted detective sergeant on Halifax Watch or maybe the rugged kayak instructor with a haunted past on Saskatoon Shoreline Rescue. And every morning, I curse this cruel gift.
I’m as Handsome as a Leading Man in a Canadian Drama Series, and It’s Ruining My Life
by guest writer Trent Halvorson, Insurance Claims Processor, Regional Division B
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Donny runs an egg farm. Or at least, he calls it a farm. It’s really just a cluster of half-collapsed sheds, some welded chicken wire, and a sign that says “Eggcellence in Every Shell” duct-taped to a wheelbarrow. That’s life out here in the unincorporated fringe, where zoning laws go to die and ...
Bawking Bad
Los Gallos Locos are some real bad hombres.
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BREAKING: Novel Parasite discovered! Scientists announce discovery of worm that leaves eggs in bland food and consumes the hosts brain. Symptoms include watching ASMR deportation videos and saying "Fuck your feelings" #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #MUSKTRUMPADMINISTRATION #MAGABRAINWORM #SATIRE
His future host can't help but spill the beans.
Congratulations RFK Jr
He came, he sputtered, he kissed Trump's behind. Three cheers for the worm ridden brain of our newest cabinet member! #HHS #MAGA #TRUMP #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #FYP #FORYOU
no clue. Have you seen my videos?
I'm thinking maybe a puppet for my own face or a co-host kinda deal www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWCt...
Take a Joke, Leave a Joke: Biloxi Baby Bin
YouTube video by Tao Joannes
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started looking into it... might be interesting, what's the usual audience there? I imagine younger. Maybe pitch the propaganda for the youth!
I guess only you know what progress you're making. Creativity is frustrating because it takes a long time to reach quality work worth being proud of. You just have to not compare yourself against the world but look at how you started and where you are now. I'm sure you've gotten somewhere
#MAGA isn't all bad. It's helping our closeted brethren find an outlet for their need to submit to a dominant man. youtu.be/t9tFwRyruHg Who knows, maybe they'll get so comfortable with themselves they won't feel the need to be so hateful. #DEI #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #LGBTQIA #DADDYTRUMP #QUEERLOVE
#MAGA isn't all bad. It's helping our closeted brethren find an outlet for their need to submit to a dominant man. Who knows, maybe they'll get so comfortable with themselves they won't feel the need to be so hateful. #DEI #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #LGBTQIA #DADDYTRUMP
He lies to our faces and you love it. Is it some kind of kink? #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #PRESIDENTMUSK #TRUMPUPPET
Trump: “When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One.”

BREAKING: US inflation heats up to 3%, higher than expected.
Seriously, drawing a complete blank. Help me out here. I really want your joke to land. I feel like it would do wonders for your self confidence to taste some small measure of personal success. #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY
MAGAs love the uninvolved and poorly educated. The dumber the better. Just need to be able to get to the voting booth and know which button to push. By no means should you ever be informed or express empathy for others. #MAGA #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY #PRESIDENTMUSK #TRUMPUPPET
You seem awful triggered. You would probably be served well by some self-reflection. Have you ever thought you might be a narcissist? youtu.be/3qic3GcADsc #magaregret #walkaway #maga #impeachtrump #presidentmusk #trumpuppet
America the Final Season: Narcissists All The Way Down
YouTube video by Tao Joannes
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The constitution doesn't provide for recalling the president, but constitutions don't matter anymore. #MAGA #RECALLTRUMP #IMPEACHTRUMP #MAGAREGRET #WALKAWAY
clue me in whats a vtuber?
what are you working towards?