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I’ll bite, Election Day as a national holiday. Crazy technology, right!?
What's a technological advancement you're surprised we haven't seen yet in 2025?
April 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’ll bite, Election Day as a national holiday. Crazy technology, right!?
My gym is funny because it’s a bunch of old people and there’s me and my wife, on the precipice of being middle aged.
I’ll be sitting in the men’s locker room and they’re bumping panic at the disco on the speakers and there’s like an old naked guy sitting there listening to it.
I’ll be sitting in the men’s locker room and they’re bumping panic at the disco on the speakers and there’s like an old naked guy sitting there listening to it.
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My gym is funny because it’s a bunch of old people and there’s me and my wife, on the precipice of being middle aged.
I’ll be sitting in the men’s locker room and they’re bumping panic at the disco on the speakers and there’s like an old naked guy sitting there listening to it.
I’ll be sitting in the men’s locker room and they’re bumping panic at the disco on the speakers and there’s like an old naked guy sitting there listening to it.
Pete Hegseth just sent me a game pigeon request
March 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Pete Hegseth just sent me a game pigeon request
Just intro’s class consciousness to my coworker… so far so good
March 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Just intro’s class consciousness to my coworker… so far so good
What’s the deal
What’s the deal with all of the cologne and perfume commercials being weird as hell
March 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What’s the deal
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What’s the deal with all of the cologne and perfume commercials being weird as hell
February 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What’s the deal with all of the cologne and perfume commercials being weird as hell
My hot wife and I are coaching our eldest daughter’s soccer team. She’s literally just out there to socialize.
The juxtaposition is hilarious. We look like the biggest “try-hards,” and she doesn’t even like to run after the ball.
The juxtaposition is hilarious. We look like the biggest “try-hards,” and she doesn’t even like to run after the ball.
March 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My hot wife and I are coaching our eldest daughter’s soccer team. She’s literally just out there to socialize.
The juxtaposition is hilarious. We look like the biggest “try-hards,” and she doesn’t even like to run after the ball.
The juxtaposition is hilarious. We look like the biggest “try-hards,” and she doesn’t even like to run after the ball.
What’s the deal with all of the cologne and perfume commercials being weird as hell
February 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What’s the deal with all of the cologne and perfume commercials being weird as hell
Anyone else love driving and taking off coats at the same time?
February 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Anyone else love driving and taking off coats at the same time?
My YouTube algorithm does this funny thing where it will show me the exact video I want to see and then *blip-out* (refresh) and I can never find the video ever again.
Is that design purposeful so I scroll more? Asking so I don’t lose my mind.
Is that design purposeful so I scroll more? Asking so I don’t lose my mind.
February 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My YouTube algorithm does this funny thing where it will show me the exact video I want to see and then *blip-out* (refresh) and I can never find the video ever again.
Is that design purposeful so I scroll more? Asking so I don’t lose my mind.
Is that design purposeful so I scroll more? Asking so I don’t lose my mind.
My buddy is going into border/customs enforcement at airports. Lotta cheese 🧀
January 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My buddy is going into border/customs enforcement at airports. Lotta cheese 🧀
I feel like a psychologist could tell a lot about a person’s mental state based on said person’s most recent / frequent emoji use. ❤️😓✌🏻👻🛋️🍜
January 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like a psychologist could tell a lot about a person’s mental state based on said person’s most recent / frequent emoji use. ❤️😓✌🏻👻🛋️🍜
Credit: my wife
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Credit: my wife
Just listened to the 1986 Cleveland cavaliers win against golden state while I was peeing in a glory days bathroom.
January 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just listened to the 1986 Cleveland cavaliers win against golden state while I was peeing in a glory days bathroom.
Just got some “wintery mix” in my eye. Stay safe out there folks.
January 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just got some “wintery mix” in my eye. Stay safe out there folks.
My brother and I dropped our first tune today. Ten years in the making!
January 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My brother and I dropped our first tune today. Ten years in the making!
Buffalo chicken dip
Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.
GO.
GO.
December 8, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Buffalo chicken dip
The literal meme
December 6, 2024 at 5:52 PM
The literal meme
Firing off my second #bluski
My band’s playing the fall festival in #SpringfieldVA today at the St James.
📸 by Evan Goldsborough
My band’s playing the fall festival in #SpringfieldVA today at the St James.
📸 by Evan Goldsborough
November 23, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Firing off my second #bluski
My band’s playing the fall festival in #SpringfieldVA today at the St James.
📸 by Evan Goldsborough
My band’s playing the fall festival in #SpringfieldVA today at the St James.
📸 by Evan Goldsborough
Firing off my first bluski’
Wait what are we calling these things?
Wait what are we calling these things?
a man wearing glasses and a suit has the number 5 on his chest
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit has the number 5 on his chest
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November 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Firing off my first bluski’
Wait what are we calling these things?
Wait what are we calling these things?