My personal favorite, as a person with MSG sensitivities is "Natural Flavor" which can just mean "something so highly processed it's basically MSG, but we don't have to call it that so you won't know why you're feeling like crap."

we're a Massachusetts family at heart.

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a what now?

Oh, wherever did I put my surprised face???

I HAVE BEEN WAITING.

I almost kinda regret having started the series because of the pain of waiting for the next book...

one of my friends has buttons for her cat, and her cat calls things (even her) litterbox when she is mad.

your cat has no buttons, but gets the same message across.

this may be old or irrelevant news for you, but did you see that there was a recall for generic Vyvanse recently?

Aniyo, who does not have a childhood trauma excuse, abhors senseless noise. WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

Woke up with my hip and knee joints SCREAMING at me the other day because the cat was sleeping and I apparently have internalized 'don't move, cat will bite you' while sleeping. (Not while awake, she totally bit me yesterday because I was enjoying listening to music.)

Isn't the filling between the wafers of kitkats made of kitkats?

Someone elsewhere was saying the trick is that it's not one, it's all images with a similar animal? I haven't encountered it yet, though, and hope I do not ever.

our encyclopedia was second hand, from my parents' HS years, predating the moon landing and making the atlas section old enough that the map of Africa was useless in our social studies classes.

For a moment, I thought it was an impressively framed photo that managed to catch his face in shade but not the rest of his head.

i took

My cousins mixed their Mac and Cheese and Applesauce together, and it's a nightmare I'd forgotten about.