dan
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i am SO gay but i have dreams all the time that i am charli xcx’s boyfriend???
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i am SO gay but i have dreams all the time that i am charli xcx’s boyfriend???
i feel so gen z when i use canva
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i feel so gen z when i use canva
applied to 4 jobs today yay
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
applied to 4 jobs today yay
cleaned and reorganized my treasure shelf pls clap
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
cleaned and reorganized my treasure shelf pls clap
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
ugh i accidentally critiqued the activism of a white woman with dyed hair and tattoos
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
ugh i accidentally critiqued the activism of a white woman with dyed hair and tattoos
had to be around other people today
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
had to be around other people today
idk when pointing out the cis men get gender affirming care double standard maybe you don’t have to use men struggling w weight as the example when pete hegseth style facelifts are right there
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
idk when pointing out the cis men get gender affirming care double standard maybe you don’t have to use men struggling w weight as the example when pete hegseth style facelifts are right there
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gay men do something -> straight men realize straight women are more attracted to those gay men than them -> straight men start doing the same thing -> straight men moral panic about said thing and "masculinity" -> gay men ultimately get hurt by the cultural fallout -> repeat
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
gay men do something -> straight men realize straight women are more attracted to those gay men than them -> straight men start doing the same thing -> straight men moral panic about said thing and "masculinity" -> gay men ultimately get hurt by the cultural fallout -> repeat
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a lot of u fucks are like “fuck ai!!!” and pro-union anti-genocide but are also like “heheh omg look at my spotify wrapped!!!!!!”
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
a lot of u fucks are like “fuck ai!!!” and pro-union anti-genocide but are also like “heheh omg look at my spotify wrapped!!!!!!”
in the uber on my way to defend my thesis. am i going to be ten minutes late with coffee? yes.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
in the uber on my way to defend my thesis. am i going to be ten minutes late with coffee? yes.
1. x x x c x
2. char. li.
3. me sobbing
2. char. li.
3. me sobbing
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
1. x x x c x
2. char. li.
3. me sobbing
2. char. li.
3. me sobbing
canada judges were huffing glue picking saltina lmao
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
canada judges were huffing glue picking saltina lmao
thankful that i no longer attend family holidays so that my fox news victim aunt and uncle cannot look at me like i have a penis on my forehead anytime i talk about literally anything
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
thankful that i no longer attend family holidays so that my fox news victim aunt and uncle cannot look at me like i have a penis on my forehead anytime i talk about literally anything
don’t forget that historical accuracy is important so bring the smallpox blanket to your racist meemaw’s house!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
don’t forget that historical accuracy is important so bring the smallpox blanket to your racist meemaw’s house!!
if u drive a car: get the FUCK out of the crosswalk bc i know you’re in it
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
if u drive a car: get the FUCK out of the crosswalk bc i know you’re in it
submitting my circulation draft today wooooo
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
submitting my circulation draft today wooooo
“they voted for it so they deserve it hehehehe” girl these politicians are gonna kill all of us
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
“they voted for it so they deserve it hehehehe” girl these politicians are gonna kill all of us
i could sit here and listen to peer feedback or i could smash my head into the glass window, d*e, and change the trajectory of everyone's life.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i could sit here and listen to peer feedback or i could smash my head into the glass window, d*e, and change the trajectory of everyone's life.
what is w this take i’m always seeing from women online that explains the mistreatment of women as an effect of men hating women because they are secretly gay? straight people will always find some way to blame gay people for shit that has literally nothing to do with them.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
what is w this take i’m always seeing from women online that explains the mistreatment of women as an effect of men hating women because they are secretly gay? straight people will always find some way to blame gay people for shit that has literally nothing to do with them.
wtf even is a business degree girl get away from me
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
wtf even is a business degree girl get away from me
chains of love is like if true romance was good
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
chains of love is like if true romance was good
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November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i hope this makes kim davis k*ll herself :)
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i hope this makes kim davis k*ll herself :)