Mike Nichols
@tallmiken.bsky.social
Writer. On-air personality. Puncher of things.
Arsenal ‘till I die.
Arsenal ‘till I die.
The rare case where going to Vancouver was good for his career.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The rare case where going to Vancouver was good for his career.
"Strangely enough, the people who wanted either chicken or fish didn't vote for the Neither Fish nor Fowl Party."
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Strangely enough, the people who wanted either chicken or fish didn't vote for the Neither Fish nor Fowl Party."
How hard is it to say, "Ha ha, sure, we'll get right on it," and then wait until Trump gets distracted by some other shiny object?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
How hard is it to say, "Ha ha, sure, we'll get right on it," and then wait until Trump gets distracted by some other shiny object?
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a beverage where the difference between one and two was “Hell yeah, got a good buzz going” and “that policeman is a bitch and I’m gonna make sure he knows it”
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
a beverage where the difference between one and two was “Hell yeah, got a good buzz going” and “that policeman is a bitch and I’m gonna make sure he knows it”
The most open secret ever.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The most open secret ever.
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New meme format just dropped:
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
New meme format just dropped:
Maybe re-enact the slapping scene from Airplane.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Maybe re-enact the slapping scene from Airplane.
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
We have to be reaching the end of its half-life, right? I've been doing my level best to make it uncool.
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
We have to be reaching the end of its half-life, right? I've been doing my level best to make it uncool.
Watching the Falwells lose never gets old.
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Watching the Falwells lose never gets old.
You get your money’s worth at their shows.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You get your money’s worth at their shows.