tall evil man
@tallevilman.bsky.social
rp account u can call me markiplier. Tall evil man for short. 22
*the tall evil man immediately got to work*
This song was inspired by my child whom is no longer in this world. I may have forgotten the lil rascals name, but trust in the process, I'm an expert.
This song was inspired by my child whom is no longer in this world. I may have forgotten the lil rascals name, but trust in the process, I'm an expert.
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
*the tall evil man immediately got to work*
This song was inspired by my child whom is no longer in this world. I may have forgotten the lil rascals name, but trust in the process, I'm an expert.
This song was inspired by my child whom is no longer in this world. I may have forgotten the lil rascals name, but trust in the process, I'm an expert.
By the gods... I've never seen such barbaric behaviour. It seems he was never taught how to hold a fork.
Could I perhaps offer this man an entertainment service with my bagpipes?
I suppose I do have expertise in foot massages too, but I fear that'd be a health hazard. 🤔
Could I perhaps offer this man an entertainment service with my bagpipes?
I suppose I do have expertise in foot massages too, but I fear that'd be a health hazard. 🤔
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
By the gods... I've never seen such barbaric behaviour. It seems he was never taught how to hold a fork.
Could I perhaps offer this man an entertainment service with my bagpipes?
I suppose I do have expertise in foot massages too, but I fear that'd be a health hazard. 🤔
Could I perhaps offer this man an entertainment service with my bagpipes?
I suppose I do have expertise in foot massages too, but I fear that'd be a health hazard. 🤔
It's like I can still hear her voice...
February 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
It's like I can still hear her voice...
Yes, this one right here!
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Yes, this one right here!
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
?!
It appears you have immediately become my favourite person in this whole place. Come, we are going to commit evil.
It appears you have immediately become my favourite person in this whole place. Come, we are going to commit evil.
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
?!
It appears you have immediately become my favourite person in this whole place. Come, we are going to commit evil.
It appears you have immediately become my favourite person in this whole place. Come, we are going to commit evil.
Although not extravagant, this will do. Bless you, kind soul. Ensure that you are also well fed, or else.
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Although not extravagant, this will do. Bless you, kind soul. Ensure that you are also well fed, or else.
Reposted by tall evil man
February 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It is not father I AM LORD HANDSOME THE FIRST.
But… yes. I have passed on the grand teachings of bagpipes. PLAY, NOW, DEMON 😡
But… yes. I have passed on the grand teachings of bagpipes. PLAY, NOW, DEMON 😡
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
It is not father I AM LORD HANDSOME THE FIRST.
But… yes. I have passed on the grand teachings of bagpipes. PLAY, NOW, DEMON 😡
But… yes. I have passed on the grand teachings of bagpipes. PLAY, NOW, DEMON 😡
w-weird? funny looking?!
forget the band, I need this FOUL GREMLIN DEAD. I’ll have you know I went through numerous plastic surgery procedures! If you ever need a discoun- I mean… curse you, you darn rumpelstiltskin.
I am adopting you, let’s go.
#makarsburgh
forget the band, I need this FOUL GREMLIN DEAD. I’ll have you know I went through numerous plastic surgery procedures! If you ever need a discoun- I mean… curse you, you darn rumpelstiltskin.
I am adopting you, let’s go.
#makarsburgh
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
w-weird? funny looking?!
forget the band, I need this FOUL GREMLIN DEAD. I’ll have you know I went through numerous plastic surgery procedures! If you ever need a discoun- I mean… curse you, you darn rumpelstiltskin.
I am adopting you, let’s go.
#makarsburgh
forget the band, I need this FOUL GREMLIN DEAD. I’ll have you know I went through numerous plastic surgery procedures! If you ever need a discoun- I mean… curse you, you darn rumpelstiltskin.
I am adopting you, let’s go.
#makarsburgh
(i actually got some wine irl after posting this lmao)
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
(i actually got some wine irl after posting this lmao)
By the gods, the doors are opened!
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 PM
By the gods, the doors are opened!
*the tall evil man made a happy squeak as a response, before proceeding to drool due to the comfort.*
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
*the tall evil man made a happy squeak as a response, before proceeding to drool due to the comfort.*
(im actually so happy about this role i can ditch investigating and just fuck around with this now LMAO)
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 PM
(im actually so happy about this role i can ditch investigating and just fuck around with this now LMAO)
Hush little shibal, I am playing as the god's destined me to.
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hush little shibal, I am playing as the god's destined me to.