tall evil man
@tallevilman.bsky.social
rp account u can call me markiplier. Tall evil man for short. 22
(I need to catch up on everything going on rn damn 🧍♂️)
February 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
(I need to catch up on everything going on rn damn 🧍♂️)
I beg your pardon?! I just adopted this one what in tarnation do you mean it died within one day! Even a Furby has a longer lifespan!
Blimey… well, at least I can receive insurance money once I’m out of here.
#makarsburgh
Blimey… well, at least I can receive insurance money once I’m out of here.
#makarsburgh
Meanwhile, @cwupiecakez.bsky.social was strangled to death. The murderer must've had quite some rage to release. His corpse lay just outside the kitchen.
May they both rest in peace.
May they both rest in peace.
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I beg your pardon?! I just adopted this one what in tarnation do you mean it died within one day! Even a Furby has a longer lifespan!
Blimey… well, at least I can receive insurance money once I’m out of here.
#makarsburgh
Blimey… well, at least I can receive insurance money once I’m out of here.
#makarsburgh
*the tall evil man had no idea what to do so he sat there, menacingly with his legs crossed.*
I am starving. Starving to the point my perfectly sculptured stomach is speaking it’s own language. Such perfection to the point even the growls are melodic.
Meow. Meow. MEOW.
#makarsburgh
I am starving. Starving to the point my perfectly sculptured stomach is speaking it’s own language. Such perfection to the point even the growls are melodic.
Meow. Meow. MEOW.
#makarsburgh
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
*the tall evil man had no idea what to do so he sat there, menacingly with his legs crossed.*
I am starving. Starving to the point my perfectly sculptured stomach is speaking it’s own language. Such perfection to the point even the growls are melodic.
Meow. Meow. MEOW.
#makarsburgh
I am starving. Starving to the point my perfectly sculptured stomach is speaking it’s own language. Such perfection to the point even the growls are melodic.
Meow. Meow. MEOW.
#makarsburgh
… wasn’t me, I’m too kawai for that.
Hmph!
Hmph!
February 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
… wasn’t me, I’m too kawai for that.
Hmph!
Hmph!
Reposted by tall evil man
February 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
My muffins we are starting a band immediately. I already have our business cards prepared.
#makarsburgh
#makarsburgh
THE ROLES HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!!
Our maids are: @iwillmikumikuyou.bsky.social and @slumberingvibes.bsky.social!
Our bagpipe people are: @tallevilman.bsky.social, @cwupiecakez.bsky.social, @bonsairobin.bsky.social and @andy-veeeee.bsky.social
Our firekeeper is: @heatedspirit.bsky.social
#makarsburgh
Our maids are: @iwillmikumikuyou.bsky.social and @slumberingvibes.bsky.social!
Our bagpipe people are: @tallevilman.bsky.social, @cwupiecakez.bsky.social, @bonsairobin.bsky.social and @andy-veeeee.bsky.social
Our firekeeper is: @heatedspirit.bsky.social
#makarsburgh
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
My muffins we are starting a band immediately. I already have our business cards prepared.
#makarsburgh
#makarsburgh
#makarsburgh
*the tall evil man kicked open the door 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊 to the buttery and linen store*
Kitten whiskers, daddy needs to look for some wine. Surely, they have wine.
*he began looking into the casks*
*the tall evil man kicked open the door 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊 to the buttery and linen store*
Kitten whiskers, daddy needs to look for some wine. Surely, they have wine.
*he began looking into the casks*
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM
#makarsburgh
*the tall evil man kicked open the door 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊 to the buttery and linen store*
Kitten whiskers, daddy needs to look for some wine. Surely, they have wine.
*he began looking into the casks*
*the tall evil man kicked open the door 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊 to the buttery and linen store*
Kitten whiskers, daddy needs to look for some wine. Surely, they have wine.
*he began looking into the casks*
#makarsburgh
*The tall evil man began blasting his bagpipes to see if it would get any response from the outside.*
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS BARRIER SHAN'T STOP MY PRESENCE FROM REACHING THE VERY OCEANS!
*The tall evil man began blasting his bagpipes to see if it would get any response from the outside.*
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS BARRIER SHAN'T STOP MY PRESENCE FROM REACHING THE VERY OCEANS!
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
#makarsburgh
*The tall evil man began blasting his bagpipes to see if it would get any response from the outside.*
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS BARRIER SHAN'T STOP MY PRESENCE FROM REACHING THE VERY OCEANS!
*The tall evil man began blasting his bagpipes to see if it would get any response from the outside.*
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS BARRIER SHAN'T STOP MY PRESENCE FROM REACHING THE VERY OCEANS!
#makarsburgh
The tall, evil man has returned from the depths of hell. Pardon my slumber; sometimes a handsome man needs his beauty sleep.
I would like to thank my sponsor l'oreal paris for sponsoring this segment of my timeline.
The tall, evil man has returned from the depths of hell. Pardon my slumber; sometimes a handsome man needs his beauty sleep.
I would like to thank my sponsor l'oreal paris for sponsoring this segment of my timeline.
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 PM
#makarsburgh
The tall, evil man has returned from the depths of hell. Pardon my slumber; sometimes a handsome man needs his beauty sleep.
I would like to thank my sponsor l'oreal paris for sponsoring this segment of my timeline.
The tall, evil man has returned from the depths of hell. Pardon my slumber; sometimes a handsome man needs his beauty sleep.
I would like to thank my sponsor l'oreal paris for sponsoring this segment of my timeline.
#makarsburgh
*the tall evil man ended up passing out due to strenuous use of the bagpipes, he was still tall sexy and handsome eve as he laid there*
*the tall evil man let out a sexy snore* ᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪ
*the tall evil man ended up passing out due to strenuous use of the bagpipes, he was still tall sexy and handsome eve as he laid there*
*the tall evil man let out a sexy snore* ᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪ
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 PM
#makarsburgh
*the tall evil man ended up passing out due to strenuous use of the bagpipes, he was still tall sexy and handsome eve as he laid there*
*the tall evil man let out a sexy snore* ᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪ
*the tall evil man ended up passing out due to strenuous use of the bagpipes, he was still tall sexy and handsome eve as he laid there*
*the tall evil man let out a sexy snore* ᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪ
#makarsburgh
*The tall evil mans face goes red as he continues playing, but his determination is strong.*
SHIBAL! I knew I should've quit smoking behind my papaw's back.
*The tall evil mans face goes red as he continues playing, but his determination is strong.*
SHIBAL! I knew I should've quit smoking behind my papaw's back.
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 PM
#makarsburgh
*The tall evil mans face goes red as he continues playing, but his determination is strong.*
SHIBAL! I knew I should've quit smoking behind my papaw's back.
*The tall evil mans face goes red as he continues playing, but his determination is strong.*
SHIBAL! I knew I should've quit smoking behind my papaw's back.
#makarsburgh
*the tall evil man quickly stroked his bagpipes*
I've been reunited with the first love of my life...
*he then pressed his lips to begin playing it*
Shibal. This was the same tune I'd play in front of my divorced husband while he was pregnant in the hospital.
*the tall evil man quickly stroked his bagpipes*
I've been reunited with the first love of my life...
*he then pressed his lips to begin playing it*
Shibal. This was the same tune I'd play in front of my divorced husband while he was pregnant in the hospital.
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 PM
#makarsburgh
*the tall evil man quickly stroked his bagpipes*
I've been reunited with the first love of my life...
*he then pressed his lips to begin playing it*
Shibal. This was the same tune I'd play in front of my divorced husband while he was pregnant in the hospital.
*the tall evil man quickly stroked his bagpipes*
I've been reunited with the first love of my life...
*he then pressed his lips to begin playing it*
Shibal. This was the same tune I'd play in front of my divorced husband while he was pregnant in the hospital.
(my friends is there an easier way to keep up with everything going on instead of opening the # im struggling here)
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 PM
(my friends is there an easier way to keep up with everything going on instead of opening the # im struggling here)
#makarsburgh
I start gazing upon the grinding stone as though it's one of my statues. Oh, so shiny...
what are you made of my beautiful little elephant...?
(is it made of flint)
I start gazing upon the grinding stone as though it's one of my statues. Oh, so shiny...
what are you made of my beautiful little elephant...?
(is it made of flint)
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
#makarsburgh
I start gazing upon the grinding stone as though it's one of my statues. Oh, so shiny...
what are you made of my beautiful little elephant...?
(is it made of flint)
I start gazing upon the grinding stone as though it's one of my statues. Oh, so shiny...
what are you made of my beautiful little elephant...?
(is it made of flint)
#makarsburgh
I wish to avoid that unsightly carpet! I can not have its dust ruin my perfectly flawless skin.
I will pay someone to look into this carpet.
*Tall evil man visibly recoiled upon seeing the carpet*
I wish to avoid that unsightly carpet! I can not have its dust ruin my perfectly flawless skin.
I will pay someone to look into this carpet.
*Tall evil man visibly recoiled upon seeing the carpet*
a cartoon character is making a funny face while standing next to another cartoon character .
ALT: a cartoon character is making a funny face while standing next to another cartoon character .
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January 31, 2026 at 2:08 PM
#makarsburgh
I wish to avoid that unsightly carpet! I can not have its dust ruin my perfectly flawless skin.
I will pay someone to look into this carpet.
*Tall evil man visibly recoiled upon seeing the carpet*
I wish to avoid that unsightly carpet! I can not have its dust ruin my perfectly flawless skin.
I will pay someone to look into this carpet.
*Tall evil man visibly recoiled upon seeing the carpet*
Tall evil man shall sit next to this lovely sexy window, letting the morning light showcase the luscious skin.
Hopefully this’ll get people to adopt this kind tall evil man due to my intense fear of initiating interactions.
#makarsburgh
Hopefully this’ll get people to adopt this kind tall evil man due to my intense fear of initiating interactions.
#makarsburgh
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Tall evil man shall sit next to this lovely sexy window, letting the morning light showcase the luscious skin.
Hopefully this’ll get people to adopt this kind tall evil man due to my intense fear of initiating interactions.
#makarsburgh
Hopefully this’ll get people to adopt this kind tall evil man due to my intense fear of initiating interactions.
#makarsburgh
#makarsburgh
Worry not, my little kitten whiskers.
Tall evil man will attempt to find a window and strike a piercing gaze as if he's in a kdrama.
(are there any windows or is it just w a l l s)
Worry not, my little kitten whiskers.
Tall evil man will attempt to find a window and strike a piercing gaze as if he's in a kdrama.
(are there any windows or is it just w a l l s)
With an especially strong light emitting from the stone, suddenly, everybody falls down to the floor. Luckily, nobody hits any of the fragile items and lands safely. Well done, Oxi, you have pleased the rock. Welcome back to normal life. Please take a look around.
#makarsburgh
#makarsburgh
i can sing a poem:
purple rock, hear my prayer,
your wonderful glow is a power,
our position we can bear no longer,
back into place put this chandelier
(this is so bad help)
purple rock, hear my prayer,
your wonderful glow is a power,
our position we can bear no longer,
back into place put this chandelier
(this is so bad help)
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 AM
#makarsburgh
Worry not, my little kitten whiskers.
Tall evil man will attempt to find a window and strike a piercing gaze as if he's in a kdrama.
(are there any windows or is it just w a l l s)
Worry not, my little kitten whiskers.
Tall evil man will attempt to find a window and strike a piercing gaze as if he's in a kdrama.
(are there any windows or is it just w a l l s)
*stands up with perfect posture*
Tall evil man must gain everyone's hand size.
Tall evil man must gain everyone's hand size.
With an especially strong light emitting from the stone, suddenly, everybody falls down to the floor. Luckily, nobody hits any of the fragile items and lands safely. Well done, Oxi, you have pleased the rock. Welcome back to normal life. Please take a look around.
#makarsburgh
#makarsburgh
i can sing a poem:
purple rock, hear my prayer,
your wonderful glow is a power,
our position we can bear no longer,
back into place put this chandelier
(this is so bad help)
purple rock, hear my prayer,
your wonderful glow is a power,
our position we can bear no longer,
back into place put this chandelier
(this is so bad help)
January 31, 2026 at 11:13 AM
*stands up with perfect posture*
Tall evil man must gain everyone's hand size.
Tall evil man must gain everyone's hand size.
#makarsburgh
Tall evil man shall attempt to jump up at the inverted benches to do pull ups on. ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
Tall evil man shall attempt to jump up at the inverted benches to do pull ups on. ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
January 31, 2026 at 11:05 AM
#makarsburgh
Tall evil man shall attempt to jump up at the inverted benches to do pull ups on. ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
Tall evil man shall attempt to jump up at the inverted benches to do pull ups on. ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
January 31, 2026 at 10:36 AM
#makarsburgh
Bonjour. Tall evil man here. I can feel my toes breathing. My sanity is depleting every second I’m here. I’m hearing voices in my head. Oh… Oh Sephiroth… you silly grizzly bear…
Bonjour. Tall evil man here. I can feel my toes breathing. My sanity is depleting every second I’m here. I’m hearing voices in my head. Oh… Oh Sephiroth… you silly grizzly bear…
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 AM
#makarsburgh
Bonjour. Tall evil man here. I can feel my toes breathing. My sanity is depleting every second I’m here. I’m hearing voices in my head. Oh… Oh Sephiroth… you silly grizzly bear…
Bonjour. Tall evil man here. I can feel my toes breathing. My sanity is depleting every second I’m here. I’m hearing voices in my head. Oh… Oh Sephiroth… you silly grizzly bear…
#makarsburgh
There’s something spicy in the air… I haven’t worked out my nose hair muscles enough for this. Originally, I was using a tweezer to pluck my nose hair one by one until it was explained to me that this can possibly cause nerve damage.
I fear I heard that warning a bit too late.
There’s something spicy in the air… I haven’t worked out my nose hair muscles enough for this. Originally, I was using a tweezer to pluck my nose hair one by one until it was explained to me that this can possibly cause nerve damage.
I fear I heard that warning a bit too late.
a cartoon girl with purple hair is standing in a room with a purple glove on her hand .
ALT: a cartoon girl with purple hair is standing in a room with a purple glove on her hand .
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January 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
#makarsburgh
There’s something spicy in the air… I haven’t worked out my nose hair muscles enough for this. Originally, I was using a tweezer to pluck my nose hair one by one until it was explained to me that this can possibly cause nerve damage.
I fear I heard that warning a bit too late.
There’s something spicy in the air… I haven’t worked out my nose hair muscles enough for this. Originally, I was using a tweezer to pluck my nose hair one by one until it was explained to me that this can possibly cause nerve damage.
I fear I heard that warning a bit too late.
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 AM