Takoyaki Matt
@takoyaki4life.bsky.social
To be fair, the ball didn't have much to do with the invasion of privacy.
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
To be fair, the ball didn't have much to do with the invasion of privacy.
Ever since I treated myself to a nice new watch I can't stop humming this song...
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ever since I treated myself to a nice new watch I can't stop humming this song...
Holy crap, Deezer. I tell you to play Classic Rock and you pull up the first album I ever bought. Thanks for calling me an old man... being 40 sucks.
June 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Holy crap, Deezer. I tell you to play Classic Rock and you pull up the first album I ever bought. Thanks for calling me an old man... being 40 sucks.
I read this headline and immediately started thinking up dick jokes.
June 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I read this headline and immediately started thinking up dick jokes.
Usually this caption with a Dachshund involves a picture of them sitting inside your underwear, which is around your ankles... because you're on the toilet. 🤣
May 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Usually this caption with a Dachshund involves a picture of them sitting inside your underwear, which is around your ankles... because you're on the toilet. 🤣
May 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Trump: You get a tariff! You get a tariff! And you get a tariff!
Canada: Tariff this, ya hoser!
Canada: Tariff this, ya hoser!
March 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump: You get a tariff! You get a tariff! And you get a tariff!
Canada: Tariff this, ya hoser!
Canada: Tariff this, ya hoser!
Sometimes I lose faith in humanity until I get on here and comment on everyone's #Dachshund posts. Everyone, this is my Oscar. He crossed the rainbow bridge a long time ago and I've wanted another sausage dog ever since. Best friend I ever had. ❤️
February 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sometimes I lose faith in humanity until I get on here and comment on everyone's #Dachshund posts. Everyone, this is my Oscar. He crossed the rainbow bridge a long time ago and I've wanted another sausage dog ever since. Best friend I ever had. ❤️
Your Cooper really reminds me of my Oscar. It's been ages since Oscar crossed the rainbow bridge, and I've wanted another Dachshund ever since. Short, red haired like your good boy. Give him some extra scritches for me.
February 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Your Cooper really reminds me of my Oscar. It's been ages since Oscar crossed the rainbow bridge, and I've wanted another Dachshund ever since. Short, red haired like your good boy. Give him some extra scritches for me.
Feeling worried for the people of #Santorini. They have a special place in my heart. I proposed to my wife on their beautiful island at dawn, and we spent a magical day hiking across the island. They are warm, hospitable people. I hope they remain safe and their beautiful home remains intact.
February 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Feeling worried for the people of #Santorini. They have a special place in my heart. I proposed to my wife on their beautiful island at dawn, and we spent a magical day hiking across the island. They are warm, hospitable people. I hope they remain safe and their beautiful home remains intact.
Sooooo, some wonderful soul decided to use a projector on the Tesla factory in Germany, and this is the result. 🤣
January 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Sooooo, some wonderful soul decided to use a projector on the Tesla factory in Germany, and this is the result. 🤣
For anyone having trouble making sense of what is going on in the world right now, I'll just leave this here.
January 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
For anyone having trouble making sense of what is going on in the world right now, I'll just leave this here.