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Takoyaki Matt
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Recognizing a Palestinian state and treating Palestinians like humans with the right to self-govern is not anti-semitism. Nor is it a green light for anti-semitic acts of terrorism.

Go fuck yourselves. Making this tragedy into a cudgel against marginalized people.
Australian authorities ignored warning signs of rising antisemitism, some Jewish leaders say
The country endured its deadliest mass killing in nearly 30 years, with the massacre of 15 people this weekend during a Hanukkah celebration on Bondi Beach.
www.nbcnews.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I'm an apostate, but all these #Hanukkah posts are making me nostalgic for the soul food and celebration. Definitely missing my family recipes for latkes and brisket.

Life as a former Jew is tough in Japan. Can't even tell you the last time I had a decent bagel here...
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The "peace president" is now starting a war with Venezuela and maybe Columbia. Why? To distract from the #EpsteinFiles, the economy, and his failing trade war. Have fun, America. I'll be over hear enjoying Article 9 of the Japanese constitution that renounces war.
US lawmakers condemn seizure of Venezuelan oil tanker: ‘Trump is sleepwalking us into a war’
Unease grows in Washington, including among some Republicans, over Trump administration’s escalating military posture in the Caribbean
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Ever since I treated myself to a nice new watch I can't stop humming this song...
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
A little heart-warmer for all the #Dachshund lovers on Bluesky. Enjoy! ❤️
I didn’t plan on a sausage dog but McKenzie nudged me back to hope | Debbie Elkind
First-time dog owner Debbie Elkind was worried how she’d fare with her new dachshund. Then she fell in love with her ‘ridiculous, beautiful’ animal
www.theguardian.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Sure, safety concerns. No mafia style shakedown here. The Trump administration always plays fair...
Apple removes ICEBlock app after criticism from Trump administration
Apple said it is removing ICEBlock and similar apps "based on information we’ve received from law enforcement about the safety risks associated with ICEBlock."
www.nbcnews.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
To everyone thinking of visiting #Japan, DON'T. Overtourism and shitty behavior by tourists has fueled anti-foreigner sentiment to obscene levels. Immigrants only make up 3% of the population, but we get scapegoated for the tourists and their bullshit. STAY AWAY. PLEASE.
‘My kids are too scared to go outside’: Kurdish migrants face hostility as Japan wrestles with demographic crisis
Antagonism toward migrant communities visible in the UK, Europe and the US appears to be spreading to Japan
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The irony is delicious. Jimmy should send the Orange Doofus a gift basket.
Jimmy Kimmel nabs highest ratings in over a decade with post-suspension episode
The robust ratings — over 6 million — are remarkable partly because the typical episode of Kimmel’s talk show attracts roughly 1.6 million viewers.
www.nbcnews.com
September 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
*to the tune of Rapper's Delight* A flip, flop, flippity flop. A flip flop and you don't stop!
Trump says he believes Ukraine can regain all land lost to Russia since 2022 invasion
US president claims Russia is in ‘big economic trouble’ as he calls for Nato countries to stop imports of Russian oil
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The best part is the the video, where the dude has the verbal skills and accent that scream "my aunt is also my sister". *cue dueling banjoes*
Man living next to Hispanic-owned business puts up sign urging Trump to deport his neighbors
The North Carolina business owner says the sign is racist and hateful; the town manager says he must respect free speech rights and check that the sign meets local regulations.
www.nbcnews.com
August 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hey, Donald. Shut the fuck up and mind your own business. Let the Europeans govern Europe.
Trump tells Europe to ‘get your act together’ on immigration before US-EU trade talks
Ursula von der Leyen will meet with US president on Sunday, who describes ‘20 sticking points’ in negotiations
www.theguardian.com
July 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
All us liberal folks watching the turds in MAGA-land rip eachother to shreds over the Epstein files.
a group of men in suits and ties are standing next to each other laughing .
Alt: a group of men in suits and ties are standing next to each other laughing .
media.tenor.com
July 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Scumbags like this are why I have mixed feelings on the death penalty. Trafficking in kids? Yeah, you need to disappear from this planet... painfully.
Osaka police crack down on crime ring over underage prostitution
The group, made up of roughly 70 members, is suspected of recruiting about 130 underage girls for prostitution through social media.
www.japantimes.co.jp
July 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ten bucks says she was snooping on his phone and found his Grindr.

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Wife of Texas AG Ken Paxton files for divorce ‘on biblical grounds’ | CNN Politics
The wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton said Thursday she is filing for divorce “on biblical grounds,” ending their 38-year marriage as he seeks to unseat Sen. John Cornyn in next year’s Republi...
www.cnn.com
July 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
You'd think before meeting with the President of Liberia he'd get a State Department briefing on the country... or at least check Wikipedia.

That's fine. It's not like the President appearing competent on the world stage is important to 'Muricans. 🤣
Trump praises ‘good English’ of Liberian president, prompting criticism across Africa | CNN
US President Donald Trump praised Liberian President Joseph Boakai for his strong grasp of the English language on Wednesday. But the African leader was educated in Liberia, where English is the offic...
www.cnn.com
July 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
TROLOLOLOL. Are we sure this wasn't just Elon answering queries by himself?
Musk’s AI firm forced to delete posts praising Hitler from Grok chatbot
The popular bot on X began making antisemitic comments in response to user queries
www.theguardian.com
July 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Holy cow. This would be a game changer for LGBT couples and older women who still want biological children.
Lab-grown sperm and eggs just a few years away, scientists say
Quest to create viable human sex cells in lab progressing rapidly, with huge implications for reproduction
www.theguardian.com
July 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
TLDR #ChatGPT and #AI usage makes you dumber. Letting machines do all your thinking for you makes you bad at thinking for yourself. Who could've seen that coming?
Researchers Scanned the Brains of ChatGPT Users and Found Something Deeply Alarming
Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have found some startling results in the brain scans of people using ChatGPT.
futurism.com
June 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Omg this is what heaven looks like. A pile of baby cuddly sausage dogs.
June 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ew, Pakistan. Where is your self-respect?!
Pakistan to nominate Donald Trump for Nobel peace prize
Islamabad says US president helped resolve India conflict but critic says ‘Israel’s sugar daddy in Gaza’ not candidate for any prize
www.theguardian.com
June 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Say it with me folks:
Trump
Always
Chickens
Out
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Two weeks' notice: Trump's deadline on Iran is a familiar one
The president has repeatedly touted actions and decisions that are coming "in two weeks" since his first term in office. Some never materialized.
www.nbcnews.com
June 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Imagine being such a superficial asshole that you refuse to even consider a partner based on a single body metric. In addition to a height filter, dating apps should add a breast size, weight, and waist size filter. These people do NOT deserve to find love.
The shorter man’s search for love: ‘One woman cried when I told her how tall I am’
Tinder is trialling a height filter, following in the footsteps of some other popular apps. What is behind the ‘6ft fixation’ in dating – and could it be scuppering the chance of true connection?
www.theguardian.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM