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Things I learn after losing pub trivia.
New muted phrase just dropped.
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
New muted phrase just dropped.
The ultimate showdown!
(One contender never shows up at all though one guy swears he got a blurry photo. The other contender is asleep and quietly losing an internal battle with his evil dead hand.)
(One contender never shows up at all though one guy swears he got a blurry photo. The other contender is asleep and quietly losing an internal battle with his evil dead hand.)
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The ultimate showdown!
(One contender never shows up at all though one guy swears he got a blurry photo. The other contender is asleep and quietly losing an internal battle with his evil dead hand.)
(One contender never shows up at all though one guy swears he got a blurry photo. The other contender is asleep and quietly losing an internal battle with his evil dead hand.)
Fentanyl is widely prescribed in hospitals in the U.S. and globally but I’m sure they’ll have the brightest minds sussing out what is just a normal ICU stockpile and what is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fentanyl is widely prescribed in hospitals in the U.S. and globally but I’m sure they’ll have the brightest minds sussing out what is just a normal ICU stockpile and what is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
The paintings behind him are mocking him by having normal hands.
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The paintings behind him are mocking him by having normal hands.
In 2007, this would be a Vice photo essay of an American Apparel model.
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In 2007, this would be a Vice photo essay of an American Apparel model.
Fair enough, when it debuted I read some presumed the song was about a PTA + QT dinner. I forgot it was conjecture. She does say herself that the dinner lead her to quit coke. So only half right but “dinner with acclaimed directors leads musician to quit coke” is quite the anecdote on its own.
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Fair enough, when it debuted I read some presumed the song was about a PTA + QT dinner. I forgot it was conjecture. She does say herself that the dinner lead her to quit coke. So only half right but “dinner with acclaimed directors leads musician to quit coke” is quite the anecdote on its own.
May the best of us one day earn a rant from the worst of us so everyone will know where we stood.
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
May the best of us one day earn a rant from the worst of us so everyone will know where we stood.
This is like when Saruman tried to recruit a political insider but his least off putting sycophant was Wormtongue—who unfortunately for Saruman was a weird freak which anyone but the mad king could clearly see.
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This is like when Saruman tried to recruit a political insider but his least off putting sycophant was Wormtongue—who unfortunately for Saruman was a weird freak which anyone but the mad king could clearly see.
Without fast car speeds, Marty McFly’s mom would never have developed a crush on her own son.
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Without fast car speeds, Marty McFly’s mom would never have developed a crush on her own son.
Only one thing can save journalism: We must convince 50 Cent he has beef with Bari Weiss.
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Only one thing can save journalism: We must convince 50 Cent he has beef with Bari Weiss.
This is in jest of course. We all know his stock payday was just a way for investors to leave him holding the bag on an inevitable implosion.
December 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is in jest of course. We all know his stock payday was just a way for investors to leave him holding the bag on an inevitable implosion.
It’s good for EV sales when the ceo and self appointed mascot relentlessly trolls the humanity and politics of EV’s core target audience, right? We should definitely give that kind of biz wiz a trillion bucks right?
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s good for EV sales when the ceo and self appointed mascot relentlessly trolls the humanity and politics of EV’s core target audience, right? We should definitely give that kind of biz wiz a trillion bucks right?
One dinner at Quentin’s house inspired Fiona Apple to quit cocaine and write the brilliant “Kick me under the table.”
December 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
One dinner at Quentin’s house inspired Fiona Apple to quit cocaine and write the brilliant “Kick me under the table.”
Excessive speed enforcement has forced me to escalate other forms of car selfishness. I‘ve tricked out my engine revving to sound like kaiju Marge Simpson. I am the bane of champagne flutes and people with low bone density. It necessitates I drive in a diaper.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Excessive speed enforcement has forced me to escalate other forms of car selfishness. I‘ve tricked out my engine revving to sound like kaiju Marge Simpson. I am the bane of champagne flutes and people with low bone density. It necessitates I drive in a diaper.
This dad joke was inevitable. I take no pleasure in being its vessel but if you see something, say something.
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This dad joke was inevitable. I take no pleasure in being its vessel but if you see something, say something.
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time". - Maya Angelou diss track
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time". - Maya Angelou diss track
First Minaj line I ever heard: “BlTCH I’M A MONSTER”
And somehow I still didn’t see this pivot coming.
And somehow I still didn’t see this pivot coming.
December 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
First Minaj line I ever heard: “BlTCH I’M A MONSTER”
And somehow I still didn’t see this pivot coming.
And somehow I still didn’t see this pivot coming.
Nostalgic for the days of “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”
December 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Nostalgic for the days of “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”
And a century later, Ethan Hawke‘s still got those cheekbones!
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
And a century later, Ethan Hawke‘s still got those cheekbones!
I feel like the more they push the cowboy stuff on him, the further he falls into Zohran’s arms.
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I feel like the more they push the cowboy stuff on him, the further he falls into Zohran’s arms.
Incarceration is far from the only way to block people from driving dangerously. And up until that threshold is met the only liberties infringed on are that of the drivers’ victims.
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Incarceration is far from the only way to block people from driving dangerously. And up until that threshold is met the only liberties infringed on are that of the drivers’ victims.
It sounds like she very likely had her voice cloned and did text to voice using her voice model. That would explain why it both sounds like her and a robot. See Speechify, etc. I guess she wanted to save a day’s work.
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It sounds like she very likely had her voice cloned and did text to voice using her voice model. That would explain why it both sounds like her and a robot. See Speechify, etc. I guess she wanted to save a day’s work.
“Discovrd nu phyziks while mentering hotty ;-) ;-) ;-) How R crimes?” - Sent from IPad
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“Discovrd nu phyziks while mentering hotty ;-) ;-) ;-) How R crimes?” - Sent from IPad
Such a jarring detail that could be the headline for its odd specificity and yet I counted 24 paragraphs before it was mentioned w/o explanation or reaction quote from the victim. There’s obviously no justification but what is even their pretend justification?
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Such a jarring detail that could be the headline for its odd specificity and yet I counted 24 paragraphs before it was mentioned w/o explanation or reaction quote from the victim. There’s obviously no justification but what is even their pretend justification?
Debate was perfectly fine as a club for high schoolers. It’s embarrassing to watch adults do this. I’d sooner see them play dodgeball.
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Debate was perfectly fine as a club for high schoolers. It’s embarrassing to watch adults do this. I’d sooner see them play dodgeball.