Beast (Frasier’s version)
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Things I learn after losing pub trivia.
This sunny graf from Deadline has me desperate to avoid being the cliche BlueSky guy that bums everyone out. ”flowering parks” Sure ha ha no I’m fine. *slides down wall*
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This sunny graf from Deadline has me desperate to avoid being the cliche BlueSky guy that bums everyone out. ”flowering parks” Sure ha ha no I’m fine. *slides down wall*
It’s notable who can do it with or without shiny lures. Tim Cook had to pay the No Personality Tax.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It’s notable who can do it with or without shiny lures. Tim Cook had to pay the No Personality Tax.
Wait, we’re not supposed to be buried with our leaders?
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Wait, we’re not supposed to be buried with our leaders?
Cat-induced abortions. That’s how I deal with rats, T.
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Cat-induced abortions. That’s how I deal with rats, T.
I drank your milkshake but you can apparently make your own now so I just drank too much milkshake and have a tummy ache and brain freeze.☹️
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I drank your milkshake but you can apparently make your own now so I just drank too much milkshake and have a tummy ache and brain freeze.☹️
Who is Bethy?
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Who is Bethy?
If this testing goes right then each year at Halloween the White House can decorate the lawn with a Presidential Glowing Skeleton.
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If this testing goes right then each year at Halloween the White House can decorate the lawn with a Presidential Glowing Skeleton.
My first thought was this looks like fascist propaganda from a satirical video game and then I remembered…
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My first thought was this looks like fascist propaganda from a satirical video game and then I remembered…
“You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell.”
October 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell.”
Love to live under the boot of a stop motion puppet from a Tool music video.
October 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Love to live under the boot of a stop motion puppet from a Tool music video.
Meanwhile
October 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Meanwhile
The plot is incoherent but the practical effects team has really outdone themselves with the creature designs.
September 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The plot is incoherent but the practical effects team has really outdone themselves with the creature designs.
The one thing worse than a sandwich is a flour tortilla wrap.
August 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The one thing worse than a sandwich is a flour tortilla wrap.
All the Doom monsters wear suits now.
August 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
All the Doom monsters wear suits now.
It was honestly a bit rude to DW. These guys are more like Dark Warrior Duck, who despite his bravado name was no match for antifa Gosling and Launchpad.
July 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It was honestly a bit rude to DW. These guys are more like Dark Warrior Duck, who despite his bravado name was no match for antifa Gosling and Launchpad.
It’s called Capriglione, T. Capriglione is when ya legislate out of a deep and repressive self-hatred.
July 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s called Capriglione, T. Capriglione is when ya legislate out of a deep and repressive self-hatred.
We go now live to Trump’s pulmonary artery, where the rebellion is banking on a heroic fleet of fatty globules to bring down the Empire using the “embolism” maneuver.
July 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We go now live to Trump’s pulmonary artery, where the rebellion is banking on a heroic fleet of fatty globules to bring down the Empire using the “embolism” maneuver.