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@tailfloof.bsky.social
A weird skunk/cow/mom hybrid! | 32 | she/her | occasional NSFW, minors get out!
Like, picture you're in the middle of nowhere and you see a bunch of massive ancient stone obelisks with this type of shit carved into them. I feel like you're gonna be pretty unsettled and not want to stick around.
February 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I'm reminded of a similar story my grandpa told me about how he was scrolling through the pay-per-view one day and it was a bunch of kids' movies, and he called the cable company to be like "don't you have any adult movies?"

And the person working support is like "yeah we've got a bit of porn"
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If "basic math and Microsoft Excel" aren't the core parts of a business degree, then literally what are they even doing in business school?
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Oh wow, that is quite the surprise! So not even a little bit of a "hmm" moment with any of them?
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
To be fair, so is Disney's Robin Hood and he's still pretty popular with furries.
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Exactly! There's plenty of stuff that's fun to do with dicks of all sizes, it's just different dicks are more fun for different things ^~^
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Like, I still prefer big, but in terms of size and shape I don't think there's really such a thing as a dick that isn't fun in some way
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's actually Chrimbus
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The "I cannot picture you topping but damn I hope you do"/"never would have expected it but damn they had me drooling" vibe
December 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM