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A weird skunk/cow/mom hybrid! | 32 | she/her | occasional NSFW, minors get out!
Pet peeve: when people say they have a breeding kink, but they actually just mean creampies.
SMH it's not a breeding kink if I don't end up feeling kicks coming from inside at some point
SMH it's not a breeding kink if I don't end up feeling kicks coming from inside at some point
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Pet peeve: when people say they have a breeding kink, but they actually just mean creampies.
SMH it's not a breeding kink if I don't end up feeling kicks coming from inside at some point
SMH it's not a breeding kink if I don't end up feeling kicks coming from inside at some point
Is it a good or a bad thing to say "nice rack" to a transmasc deer who hasn't had top surgery?
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Is it a good or a bad thing to say "nice rack" to a transmasc deer who hasn't had top surgery?
People have gotta stop being cowards about porn and sex by using the word "adult" to refer to porn/sex stuff. Spent a good three seconds staring at a pack of "adult hangers" at the store wondering what could possibly be sexual about a plastic clothes hanger.
January 20, 2026 at 6:35 PM
People have gotta stop being cowards about porn and sex by using the word "adult" to refer to porn/sex stuff. Spent a good three seconds staring at a pack of "adult hangers" at the store wondering what could possibly be sexual about a plastic clothes hanger.
Thinking about how the Straw Hat Pirates became the mascot for that big protest in Nepal, thinking about how Shadow the Hedgehog could be the mascot for ICE protests.
January 12, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Thinking about how the Straw Hat Pirates became the mascot for that big protest in Nepal, thinking about how Shadow the Hedgehog could be the mascot for ICE protests.
Real talk, what do people even do to get a business degree? Because a friend of mine (with an MBA) and I (who dropped out of college and forgot how to do long division) took an 8th grade level math test, and I actually somehow did better than her. Not to mention, she's terrible with spreadsheets.
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Real talk, what do people even do to get a business degree? Because a friend of mine (with an MBA) and I (who dropped out of college and forgot how to do long division) took an 8th grade level math test, and I actually somehow did better than her. Not to mention, she's terrible with spreadsheets.
For real though, Isabelle is near or even ahead of several characters that I'm pretty sure everyone knows that furries are into in terms of "how much porn of her is out there", so it's weird that anyone online is apparently just now finding out that people are into Isabelle.
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
For real though, Isabelle is near or even ahead of several characters that I'm pretty sure everyone knows that furries are into in terms of "how much porn of her is out there", so it's weird that anyone online is apparently just now finding out that people are into Isabelle.
Hot take: if you were between the ages of 8 and 18 at any point during the 90s and 2000s, I literally do not believe you if you're gonna sit there and claim you never had a crush on an non-human character. Like, you seriously expect me to believe none of these were even a little interesting?
January 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Hot take: if you were between the ages of 8 and 18 at any point during the 90s and 2000s, I literally do not believe you if you're gonna sit there and claim you never had a crush on an non-human character. Like, you seriously expect me to believe none of these were even a little interesting?
I swear the people who are mad about the Isabelle mod...have you never been online before? How have you never heard of furries in 2026?
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I swear the people who are mad about the Isabelle mod...have you never been online before? How have you never heard of furries in 2026?
New favorite crack ship, hear me out:
-around 30 despite looking way younger and being surrounded by teenagers
-loves technology/is technology
-weird pigtails
-kind of the misfit of their group (with Entrapta being the only non-magic princess and Teto not being a Vocaloid)
-around 30 despite looking way younger and being surrounded by teenagers
-loves technology/is technology
-weird pigtails
-kind of the misfit of their group (with Entrapta being the only non-magic princess and Teto not being a Vocaloid)
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
New favorite crack ship, hear me out:
-around 30 despite looking way younger and being surrounded by teenagers
-loves technology/is technology
-weird pigtails
-kind of the misfit of their group (with Entrapta being the only non-magic princess and Teto not being a Vocaloid)
-around 30 despite looking way younger and being surrounded by teenagers
-loves technology/is technology
-weird pigtails
-kind of the misfit of their group (with Entrapta being the only non-magic princess and Teto not being a Vocaloid)
I dunno if this is gonna get me kicked out of the size queen club but ngl there's absolutely something fun about a cute lil dick you can just suck on for hours and have them hump your face with no worries about your jaw getting sore or your gag reflex coming into play
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I dunno if this is gonna get me kicked out of the size queen club but ngl there's absolutely something fun about a cute lil dick you can just suck on for hours and have them hump your face with no worries about your jaw getting sore or your gag reflex coming into play
I wonder if any of the original SFM devs had any idea of how much porn it was going to be used to create
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I wonder if any of the original SFM devs had any idea of how much porn it was going to be used to create
So I know "people being horny for Shrek" is literally an entire genre of comedy online but I think Shrek might be the genuine dividing line between "actual monsterfuckers" and "monster musume fans"
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
So I know "people being horny for Shrek" is literally an entire genre of comedy online but I think Shrek might be the genuine dividing line between "actual monsterfuckers" and "monster musume fans"
Interesting how the people most mad about "Happy Holidays" (as opposed to "Merry Christmas") are the same ones who think any criticism of Israel is antisemitism. Like, what other holidays do you think people are talking about? I'm pretty sure it's not typically Saturnalia.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Interesting how the people most mad about "Happy Holidays" (as opposed to "Merry Christmas") are the same ones who think any criticism of Israel is antisemitism. Like, what other holidays do you think people are talking about? I'm pretty sure it's not typically Saturnalia.
Random thought: could a knotted dick actually tie in a regular fleshlight? I feel like they're so uniformly soft and stretchy there wouldn't really be anything for the knot to tug against.
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Random thought: could a knotted dick actually tie in a regular fleshlight? I feel like they're so uniformly soft and stretchy there wouldn't really be anything for the knot to tug against.
Is anyone else down horrendous for the whole "serious bottom energy, actually leans top and is good af at it" thing or just me
December 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is anyone else down horrendous for the whole "serious bottom energy, actually leans top and is good af at it" thing or just me
Hot take: Dark Souls is hot garbage for reasons that have nothing to do with difficulty. The combat is molasses slow, basically a turn-based game where you've got to figure out when it's your turn. Even once you've got the cheap ambushes and enemy attack patterns figured out, it's an absolute slog.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Hot take: Dark Souls is hot garbage for reasons that have nothing to do with difficulty. The combat is molasses slow, basically a turn-based game where you've got to figure out when it's your turn. Even once you've got the cheap ambushes and enemy attack patterns figured out, it's an absolute slog.
Did anyone else grow up as the oldest child but still poor enough to have worn hand-me-downs from family friends or was that just me? Not complaining, the stuff I got from them was way nicer than the "thrift store or Walmart" stuff I got otherwise.
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Did anyone else grow up as the oldest child but still poor enough to have worn hand-me-downs from family friends or was that just me? Not complaining, the stuff I got from them was way nicer than the "thrift store or Walmart" stuff I got otherwise.
Mom sent me and my brother a Christmas card from Florida to Tennessee. He got his a couple days ago, and as of last night, mine is in North Dakota for some reason Dx
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mom sent me and my brother a Christmas card from Florida to Tennessee. He got his a couple days ago, and as of last night, mine is in North Dakota for some reason Dx
I kind of enjoy knowing literally nothing about brands that exclusively make stuff I can't afford anyway. I used to have a regular customer at work who wore glasses with a big gaudy gold DG on the sides. Spent years thinking "Dollar General is getting weirdly bold with their branding".
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I kind of enjoy knowing literally nothing about brands that exclusively make stuff I can't afford anyway. I used to have a regular customer at work who wore glasses with a big gaudy gold DG on the sides. Spent years thinking "Dollar General is getting weirdly bold with their branding".
Gold bugs are so funny to me. Nobody is going to give you anything for your soft shitty metal they can't even make tools out of if society has collapsed, John.
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Gold bugs are so funny to me. Nobody is going to give you anything for your soft shitty metal they can't even make tools out of if society has collapsed, John.
I do not get the hype for GTA 6 when GTA 5 single-player got fully ignored and the online turned into hyper-monetized hell. Like, GTA 6 is going to have all the worst lessons they learned from 5 built in right from the beginning.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I do not get the hype for GTA 6 when GTA 5 single-player got fully ignored and the online turned into hyper-monetized hell. Like, GTA 6 is going to have all the worst lessons they learned from 5 built in right from the beginning.
Hot take:
Jumpscares are the fart jokes of horror. Sure, they can still get the job done, and a well-executed one can actually be pretty excellent, but they're so cheap and easy, and if that's all you've got to offer it just makes the whole thing feel lazy and juvenile.
Jumpscares are the fart jokes of horror. Sure, they can still get the job done, and a well-executed one can actually be pretty excellent, but they're so cheap and easy, and if that's all you've got to offer it just makes the whole thing feel lazy and juvenile.
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hot take:
Jumpscares are the fart jokes of horror. Sure, they can still get the job done, and a well-executed one can actually be pretty excellent, but they're so cheap and easy, and if that's all you've got to offer it just makes the whole thing feel lazy and juvenile.
Jumpscares are the fart jokes of horror. Sure, they can still get the job done, and a well-executed one can actually be pretty excellent, but they're so cheap and easy, and if that's all you've got to offer it just makes the whole thing feel lazy and juvenile.
Gender-affirming vampire who does bloodwork (by taste testing it) for trans people doing DIY HRT, is that anything?
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Gender-affirming vampire who does bloodwork (by taste testing it) for trans people doing DIY HRT, is that anything?
Doug Dimmadome's hat but it's an anime character's sword that's so big that it literally never completely fits in the frame
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Doug Dimmadome's hat but it's an anime character's sword that's so big that it literally never completely fits in the frame
Lukewarm take: dom-leaning switches are usually better doms than exclusive doms, because they understand what subs enjoy and how to make them submit better from their own experience subbing
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lukewarm take: dom-leaning switches are usually better doms than exclusive doms, because they understand what subs enjoy and how to make them submit better from their own experience subbing