Austin ❌👑
@tabletopbro.bsky.social
Johnny Thundercop is back, and he’s chill as balls.
The mediocre mind behind Tabletop Bro
https://youtube.com/@tabletopbro?si=NFVOu4lodtbRRzG3
The mediocre mind behind Tabletop Bro
https://youtube.com/@tabletopbro?si=NFVOu4lodtbRRzG3
This is Hammer. Hammer’s available for adoption
(I’m not giving up my cat, I work at a shelter)
(I’m not giving up my cat, I work at a shelter)
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is Hammer. Hammer’s available for adoption
(I’m not giving up my cat, I work at a shelter)
(I’m not giving up my cat, I work at a shelter)
I didn’t realize it was test day on a book I didn’t read nor read the sparknotes for. When my professor stepped out of the room for five minutes before passing out the test, I frantically scanned the sparknotes. BS’d all my essay answers based on that, ended up getting an A-
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I didn’t realize it was test day on a book I didn’t read nor read the sparknotes for. When my professor stepped out of the room for five minutes before passing out the test, I frantically scanned the sparknotes. BS’d all my essay answers based on that, ended up getting an A-
The lack of a mirror in this Taco Bell bathroom is oddly unsettling
September 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The lack of a mirror in this Taco Bell bathroom is oddly unsettling
Reposted by Austin ❌👑
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
Actually listening to peoples’ song recommendations is one of the quickest and easiest ways you can bring joy to someone’s life
September 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Actually listening to peoples’ song recommendations is one of the quickest and easiest ways you can bring joy to someone’s life
If we somehow make it through all of this, we really need to teach the rise of the Nazi Party in schools.
Too many people think they went straight to industrial level genocide when in reality that was the last step of a very long and bureaucratic process
Too many people think they went straight to industrial level genocide when in reality that was the last step of a very long and bureaucratic process
June 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If we somehow make it through all of this, we really need to teach the rise of the Nazi Party in schools.
Too many people think they went straight to industrial level genocide when in reality that was the last step of a very long and bureaucratic process
Too many people think they went straight to industrial level genocide when in reality that was the last step of a very long and bureaucratic process
Since turning 30, all I do is talk shit about twenty-somethings
June 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Since turning 30, all I do is talk shit about twenty-somethings
Cosplaying as a Republican by ordering my latte with regular milk
May 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Cosplaying as a Republican by ordering my latte with regular milk
My quality of life has increased significantly since “Mon Dieu” became my expletive of choice
May 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My quality of life has increased significantly since “Mon Dieu” became my expletive of choice
My coping mechanism is communicating solely in Disco Elysium quotes
May 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My coping mechanism is communicating solely in Disco Elysium quotes
I respect all levels of professional competence.
You suck at your job and you dont try? Hell yeah.
You suck at your job and you try really hard? Proud of you, you’ll get there!
You’re great at your job and you don’t try. I’m jealous!
You’re great at your job and you do try? That’s awesome!
You suck at your job and you dont try? Hell yeah.
You suck at your job and you try really hard? Proud of you, you’ll get there!
You’re great at your job and you don’t try. I’m jealous!
You’re great at your job and you do try? That’s awesome!
May 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I respect all levels of professional competence.
You suck at your job and you dont try? Hell yeah.
You suck at your job and you try really hard? Proud of you, you’ll get there!
You’re great at your job and you don’t try. I’m jealous!
You’re great at your job and you do try? That’s awesome!
You suck at your job and you dont try? Hell yeah.
You suck at your job and you try really hard? Proud of you, you’ll get there!
You’re great at your job and you don’t try. I’m jealous!
You’re great at your job and you do try? That’s awesome!
#DnDCampaignIdea you’re playing the overworked and underpaid restaurant staff of Greyhawk’s finest restaurant, sent to go retrieve rare ingredients from remote places
May 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
#DnDCampaignIdea you’re playing the overworked and underpaid restaurant staff of Greyhawk’s finest restaurant, sent to go retrieve rare ingredients from remote places
Finally dropped a new vid hurray! Learn all about #DungeonWorld2 's interesting developments here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne3X...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne3X...
We Need to Talk About Dungeon World 2
YouTube video by Tabletop Bro
www.youtube.com
May 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Finally dropped a new vid hurray! Learn all about #DungeonWorld2 's interesting developments here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne3X...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne3X...
People calling sneakers tennis shoes makes finding shoes for tennis way more difficult than it needs to be
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
People calling sneakers tennis shoes makes finding shoes for tennis way more difficult than it needs to be
“Strasbourg is in France? But it sounds German!”
“You’ve distilled centuries of international conflict into two concise sentences.”
“You’ve distilled centuries of international conflict into two concise sentences.”
April 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“Strasbourg is in France? But it sounds German!”
“You’ve distilled centuries of international conflict into two concise sentences.”
“You’ve distilled centuries of international conflict into two concise sentences.”
Just spoke French to a real life French person who said I had great pronunciation fuck with me
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just spoke French to a real life French person who said I had great pronunciation fuck with me
Nobody actually likes Bulgarian split squats. They’re just lying for clout
March 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Nobody actually likes Bulgarian split squats. They’re just lying for clout
Reposted by Austin ❌👑
enjoyed this perspective by @tabletopbro.bsky.social on the niche biases surrounding the term "fantasy heartbreaker"
happy to amplify any voice speaking in defense of making your own games your own way
even despite being called tf out 6:43, gonna need a senzu bean for that one
happy to amplify any voice speaking in defense of making your own games your own way
even despite being called tf out 6:43, gonna need a senzu bean for that one
We Need to Talk About Fantasy Heartbreakers
YouTube video by Tabletop Bro
youtu.be
February 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
enjoyed this perspective by @tabletopbro.bsky.social on the niche biases surrounding the term "fantasy heartbreaker"
happy to amplify any voice speaking in defense of making your own games your own way
even despite being called tf out 6:43, gonna need a senzu bean for that one
happy to amplify any voice speaking in defense of making your own games your own way
even despite being called tf out 6:43, gonna need a senzu bean for that one
Homer is to Ancient Greece fans as Santa is to kids
February 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Homer is to Ancient Greece fans as Santa is to kids
Let's talk about a subject that doesn't really have any REAL effect on our lives but I think is interesting!
youtu.be/k-TgeeIt2N8
youtu.be/k-TgeeIt2N8
We Need to Talk About Fantasy Heartbreakers
YouTube video by Tabletop Bro
youtu.be
February 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Let's talk about a subject that doesn't really have any REAL effect on our lives but I think is interesting!
youtu.be/k-TgeeIt2N8
youtu.be/k-TgeeIt2N8
I subvert masculine stereotypes by being utterly shit at parking
February 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I subvert masculine stereotypes by being utterly shit at parking
It always blows my mind just how MASSIVE LA is
January 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It always blows my mind just how MASSIVE LA is
Removing the Constitution from the White House is like the most comically mildly evil thing that would get Republicans riled up and yet the Trump administration did it and nobody cares
January 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Removing the Constitution from the White House is like the most comically mildly evil thing that would get Republicans riled up and yet the Trump administration did it and nobody cares
SQUID GAME SPOILERS:
I know the whole thing is a metaphor for capitalism but maybe letting the greediest and most selfish people in the club brutally murder your friends so you can overthrow the system that put you all in there isn’t the move
I know the whole thing is a metaphor for capitalism but maybe letting the greediest and most selfish people in the club brutally murder your friends so you can overthrow the system that put you all in there isn’t the move
January 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
SQUID GAME SPOILERS:
I know the whole thing is a metaphor for capitalism but maybe letting the greediest and most selfish people in the club brutally murder your friends so you can overthrow the system that put you all in there isn’t the move
I know the whole thing is a metaphor for capitalism but maybe letting the greediest and most selfish people in the club brutally murder your friends so you can overthrow the system that put you all in there isn’t the move