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‎Synapsid MD
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tiny toy sized people inside a clear inclosure are being carried by a regular sized person Matt Damon is having a beer while sitting at his kitchen counter talking to a tiny man sitting on a box of crackers the tiny man dressed like a real estate agent is sitting on the box of crackers and gesturing to an out of frame Damon while talking, and there's a tiny glass of alcohol on the box next to him tiny Matt Damon is talking to other tiny guys at a party and is holding a full sized normal rose blossom which he has to carry with both hands
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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need more classic guys like this
Twitter post lil h @bigsnugga i was raised on the silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man 15:24 - 06 Apr 24 - 168K Views 1,325 Reposts 176 Quotes 5,705 Likes
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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hegseth struggling to screw in the new department of war sign on a building for some dumb photo-op. also holy shit i just noticed he has a dilbert tie!! not a tie with dilbert on it. it's the red stripe tie dilbert wears. lol
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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"You can quickly and conveniently end or transfer your service with no wait time through our website."

except, that's a fucking lie.

you know what happens when you try to do anything related to service transfer or ending online?
Eversource (the devil) website page at the top it says the devil's name, search, help, and signout below that is Account & Billing, Outages & Storms, Services, Save Money & Energy (lies), Safety, About below that is the page nav links showing Home/Moving/Stop of Transfer Services and below that the header for "Stop or Transfer?" then "Select and Address" but then below that in orange text is says "Your request cannot be processed online. Please contact us for assistance." when you call it says to use their website (this one pictured) to end or transfer service "quickly and easily, without the wait at our website"
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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this says a lot about society
‪big neutrals‬ ‪@boymoder.meangirls.online‬ · 5m can we go back to talking about men who we want to fuck and then kill us that was fun ‪big neutrals‬ ‪@boymoder.meangirls.online‬ · 4m yes we can talk about evil women too that's acceptable closeup showing "about men" in one post with no like and "women too" in the second post with 1 like the lesbians swarm around these parts
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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A bubble on a blue background containing a circular avatar of @synapsid.bsky.social in the middle, then arranged around @synapsid.bsky.social more circular avatars of people who @synapsid.bsky.social interacts with. The size of the circlular avatars are getting smaller as you move around and outwards representing less and less interaction. A credit at the bottom right reads #bubbel Last Month - Top 50 @synapsid.bsky.social's Interactions https://bubbel.blue
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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first time hearing about three-cueing huh?
the "First time?" hanging cowboy meme image from ballad of buster skrugs (with no subtitles visible in the frame of this one)
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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the no fear shit, sees a thing, one fear shirt final panel of the guy t-posing with sunglasses on and a shirt that says "ONE FEAR"
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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i mean yeah, we all know each-other and it gets very annoying tbqhwy
3 panels (edited together because there was a wide panel with another scene inbetween them originally) first is a wide panel with a bunch of below-d-list villains being tied up by Elektra (from Daredevil) in the background. in the foreground is a closeup of the face of a woman with glasses (Dr. Charlene McGowan) who looks annoyed. one of the villains says "Hey, my cousin is trans! Do you know her? She's @ genderama1989 on social?" and the woman responds "Trans people don't all know each other asshole." in the second panel later a close-up of her hand holding a phone open to a DM conversation with @ genderama1989 and and outgoing message "Hey, you never told me you had a cousin who was a SUPER VILLAIN." and a response of "Who, "Redline"? OMG his name is RANDY and he's SUCH a loser." panel 3 at some queer bar, the viewer is looking over Elektra's shoulder and asking "Everything okay?" with Charlene responding "Hmm? Yes! Just fine!" and quickly putting her phone down while taking a sip of her drink.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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"Barbie Inanna"
Ron Hogan ‪@ ron hogan .bsky .social‬ “Many stories involve a magical journey between realms that enjoy a mysterious relationship of causality and form, but Barbie and the tale of Inanna have more in common than two stories separated by 4000 years typically would, because some things never go out of style.”—@ megelison .bsky .social “Barbie” is the new Inanna A beautiful queen descends to the Underworld to understand death, then returns to find her unfaithful consort has taken her throne. Meg Elison notes that this isn't just the myth of Inanna - it's also... wildhunt .org July 23, 2023 at 5:56 PM 2 reposts 5 likes
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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i think this thing just called me a henchman?

gonna be the transfem Jaws
it's one of those engagement bait things people try to get others to repost. this one looks like a pokedex but it's a gif(video(cuz bluesy still hates gifs for some reason)) that you pause and it shows two pokemon types but it's kink related words instead of pokemon types mine said "Muscle" and "Uniform"
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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also may, no rectangles in default pixel screenshot editor?

skill issue
screenshot of phone information screen from settings showing that it's a pixel 4a phone. also the personal information is blocked out by a big rectangle and not a mess of squiggles because i know how to make the most of whatever i'm given to work with :¬P
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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i'm gonna do it. i'm gonna wear The Shirt. don't try and stop me
button-up print shirt (Hawaiian shirt style) with a teal blue background and many orange pumpkins and bats on it. i do not wear this only on Halloween(Birthday) and yes it is obnoxious
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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it looked like this because the era demanded it
it's the 90s phone. you know the one. it's a simple handset sitting on a phone cradle not much bigger than itself. connected with a spiral cord. the phone is clear and the parts colorful. the colored wires in the cord are visible. it was fun. you all abuse this aesthetic too much instead of recognizing it was kinda used sparingly back then. it's fine, most of you are just kids it's the 90s phone. you know the one. it's a simple handset sitting on a phone cradle not much bigger than itself. connected with a spiral cord. the phone is clear and the parts colorful. the colored wires in the cord are visible. this one is not on the cradle and you can see the individual numeric buttons on the handset and the little colorful slip of paper on top of the cradle you can write phone numbers on. ppl are lying when they tell you they just had to remember numbers back then. they wrote them down. that's why ppl had physical address books(for phone numbers too) and sticky notes next to the kitchen phone
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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first presentation of the "Walked Right Into That" award for leaving yourself wide open. congrats Katie the award is a little flat, round golden trophy upright on a black stand with a plaque. the round part has black enamel laurels on either side of the flat part of the disk which has an engraved, enameled foot taking a step. the plaque on the stand says "The Walked Right Into That Award"
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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bringing this back and updating "San Fransiscan" to "near everyone in the US who is not currently or has not recently been homeless"
Your Broke Professor @Synapsid The Asking a Seemingly Normal & Okay European About Roma or a San Francisan About Homeless People Challenge 3:31 PM · Sep 10, 2022
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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what?
Tim Car mody ‪@t car mody.bsky.social‬ What’s the closest you ever got to a “Nazi phase”? Mine was my “Nietzsche is great, besides, he hated Christians, not Jews” moment in college Either that or my Nation of Islam/Malcolm X fascination. Either way, specifically anti-Nazi! October 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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the Car Pope in the bulletproof glass box on the back of the popemobile(also alive)
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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you're a real person you hsould have a realperson pfp too
it's Alsvid's pfp. now with a blunt because anime character with a photoshopped blunt was the most real anyone online could be for 30 years and that hasn't changed
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!" "IT KEEPS HAPPENING" panels but it says "I warned you about binaries boymoder!!!!" and may's pfp is falling down the stairs
October 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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a hotdog opened up lengthwise being held by two hands to show off how that shit done got split down the middle clean
October 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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green pleather pocket protector (sort of a flat-ish sleeve open on one end that goes in your front pocket so the pens don't leak or graphite rub on your shirt) with a bunch of pens and a pair of tweezers in it
August 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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the first 3 responses to this paint such a rich tableau
may ‪@may.meangirls.online‬ trans girl with an endocrinologist kink August 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM 7 likes ‪MEL Monogatari‬ ‪@mel.meangirls.online‬ · 11m you mean a redditor? ‪sara‬ ‪@sara.meangirls.online‬ · 11m so a detrans kink ? ‪Ashley toothpaste eye‬ ‪@ashley.literallyjustagirl.online‬ · 12m what the fuck
August 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Based On A TRUE STORY in some kinda After Effects template title style
July 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM