Syl Says Spooky Stuff
sylvanelf1337.bsky.social
Syl Says Spooky Stuff
@sylvanelf1337.bsky.social
some call me skald. others call me when their computer breaks. here for da Poasts bay bee
Yelling in the public forum
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Categorically impossible because the minute I find that out, they're no longer my favorite celebrity
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What the hell is happening in Pokemon these days (here for it tho)
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
1/5. Tastes like you told an alien about the concept of breakfast and it tried to assemble it from first principles.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Part 2: the Andy. Egg and cheese on cinnamon raisin
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
3.5/5. The sandwich proper is 4.5/5 but you need all the pieces.
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by Syl Says Spooky Stuff
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: You know there's these games called Hitman, very cool, very realistic, about a professional murderer. Don't worry, all fiction, folks. And there's this entry in the series, they call it Absolution, and from what I've heard the fans just don't get it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And folks, there's a lot of hate for this game, lotta, lot a hate. Because it uses its mechanics to, get this, subvert your expectations. It's a real fish outta water story, and they tell me, the player, the player is the fish! They're calling it "lewd narrative dissonants" Unbelievable, folks.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: You know there's these games called Hitman, very cool, very realistic, about a professional murderer. Don't worry, all fiction, folks. And there's this entry in the series, they call it Absolution, and from what I've heard the fans just don't get it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My favorite part was when he said "It's time to fetter, man" and then he fettered all over them.
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by Syl Says Spooky Stuff
If someone has a copy of nonredacted files. Send them to Jamie Raskin. Unfortunately as with the Pentagon Paper NYTimes&WAPO are no longer trustworthy
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We can't pretend Star wars isn't an analogue for our current situation when we're hearing about resistance leader Buzz Grambo
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM