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Syl Says Spooky Stuff
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some call me skald. others call me when their computer breaks. here for da Poasts bay bee
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Part 2: the Andy. Egg and cheese on cinnamon raisin
The Andy as described
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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#BrueggersOdyssey day 17 double feature. First up is the Joe: smoked salmon bagel with no tomato or capers. Except they forgot to do that. But I disagree with Joe so I'm going to eat it and judge how it would taste without those.
The Joe with tomatoes and capers (plain bagel salmon cream cheese red onion)
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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And the Sonja
The Sonja as described
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The Jim first
The Jim
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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The Charlie
Sausage egg and cheese on plain
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The Maddie
Blueberry bagel with strawberry cream cheese
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Found someone on Reddit who thinks they came up with a hack for citizenship docs.
If anyone suggests you do anything like this, don’t
Redacted Reddit user: What I meant by "unregistered babies have the right to registration" is that if it's not possible to legally change the documents, you can issue everything from scratch. It's as if you were a completely different person. The child of some illegal immigrant who didn't register the baby, etc. Is it illegal? Yes. But if the government wants to do this, trans people will have to play along.Can't do it legally anymore? Okay, we'll do it illegally.Go to a small, poor town, get a birth certificate issued as if you were an unregistered baby, and then get all the other documents from there. Just don't include your parents' names In your new registration, to avoid cross-referencing data.Read this, acknowledge that you've read it, and then delete the conversation, just like I'm going to do.By doing this, you will also have a new ID number. This makes it very difficult to cross-reference any information.
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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All right let’s hope part 2 goes better. The Johnetta: cinnamon sugar bagel with bacon and crispy egg. John’s transitioned and she’s hopefully less boring.
The Johnetta as described
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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#BrueggersOdyssey day 14 part 1: the John. Western on whole wheat, no Chipotle Mayo
Bagel with egg cheese bacon peppers onions
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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And I got bagel
Bagel everything with lox cream cheese and cucumber visible
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Part 2: the Tate. Everything bagel with honey walnut cream cheese.
The Tate
October 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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#BrueggersOdyssey day 13 part 1: the Cameron, aka “farmhouse guy”. 2 egg farmhouse with jalapeño cream cheese
Potato bagel with visible cream cheese and egg and meat
October 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Anyways Rob part 2: Rosemary bagel with ham turkey American cheese and butter
The Rob part 2
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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#BrueggersOdyssey day 12: the Doug. Doug’s order is two bagels which I’ll judge separately. First up is a salt bagel with strawberry cream cheese, untoasted.
The Doug (a)
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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“How’s it going, Reddit?”
Poll: “Who has it harder in the dating scene, men or women?” I am a woman/women have it harder 32 I am a man/women have it harder 35 I am a woman, men have it harder 29 I am a man/men have it harder 203
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Counterpoint: Mussolini made things ugly but certainly not boring
Black and white photo: old building with a billboard that says “Si Si Si” over and over with Mussolini’s face superimposed on it.
October 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Gourd with a face from veggietales. Looks like the guy in the original post.
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Comic: bunch of people at desks freaking out excitedly. Text in background: “MISSION STATUS: SICK”
September 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Part 2: the Doug. 5 cheese bagel with light herb garlic.
The Doug as pictured
September 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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#BrueggersOdyssey day 11: First up, the Jeff. Egg ham and cheese on a salt bagel
The Jeff as described
September 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Day 10 part 2: the Cathy. Toasted rosemary bagel with plain cream cheese
The Cathy as described
September 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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#BrueggersOdyssey day 10 is another double feature. First off the LaJune: Turkey sausage and Swiss on a salt bagel
The LaJune
September 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Part 2: the Dick. Rosemary bagel, garden veggie cc onion avocado Swiss lettuce tomato
The Dick as described
September 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Added my own seasoning to make it accurate
The above bagel half eaten with everything seasoning
September 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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#BrueggersOdyssey day 9 is a double feature! First up, the Lisa: whole wheat toasted dark with half jalapeño half honey walnut cc. Technically should be whole wheat everything but whatevs
Bagel w/ cream cheese
September 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM