Syd Lexia
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Roses are red, violets are black, YOU WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH A KNIFE IN YOUR BACK!!!!!!
a cartoon character is saying muahaha with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon character is saying muahaha with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Roses are red, violets are black, YOU WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH A KNIFE IN YOUR BACK!!!!!!
Wrote a poem for Valentine’s Day! ♥️♥️♥️
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Wrote a poem for Valentine’s Day! ♥️♥️♥️
A pizza is not a pie in any real sense of the word and anyone who says things like, "Hey, let's a grab a pie."
When they want a pizza should get the death penalty.
When they want a pizza should get the death penalty.
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
A pizza is not a pie in any real sense of the word and anyone who says things like, "Hey, let's a grab a pie."
When they want a pizza should get the death penalty.
When they want a pizza should get the death penalty.
I can’t imagine why anyone who’s ever had the pleasure of petting a cat would enjoy petting a dog. Petting a dog feels like petting a scrotum.
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I can’t imagine why anyone who’s ever had the pleasure of petting a cat would enjoy petting a dog. Petting a dog feels like petting a scrotum.
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Tried to move my imaginary wife to a new body and she told me she'd literally rather I put her down like old yeller than encourage me to use a competitor's product, please upgrade to the next wife tier on your openai subscription we need one hundred billion dollars the graphics card guys ghosted us
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Tried to move my imaginary wife to a new body and she told me she'd literally rather I put her down like old yeller than encourage me to use a competitor's product, please upgrade to the next wife tier on your openai subscription we need one hundred billion dollars the graphics card guys ghosted us
But you can't say my life is easy until you've walked a mile in my UGGs
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
But you can't say my life is easy until you've walked a mile in my UGGs
Benjamin Moore should have their own TV channel where you can watch paint dry.
That way, any time I need to win an argument, I can flip on the Benjamin Moore Channel and be like, "You see this? This is literally more interesting than what you were watching."
That way, any time I need to win an argument, I can flip on the Benjamin Moore Channel and be like, "You see this? This is literally more interesting than what you were watching."
February 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Benjamin Moore should have their own TV channel where you can watch paint dry.
That way, any time I need to win an argument, I can flip on the Benjamin Moore Channel and be like, "You see this? This is literally more interesting than what you were watching."
That way, any time I need to win an argument, I can flip on the Benjamin Moore Channel and be like, "You see this? This is literally more interesting than what you were watching."
Idea for a social media persona: Zoot Suit Ryan
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Idea for a social media persona: Zoot Suit Ryan
Housing is also way more affordable in red states.
In you want to live in anything even *resembling* a house in the meaningful parts of Massachusetts, it's minimum $1,000,000.
In you want to live in anything even *resembling* a house in the meaningful parts of Massachusetts, it's minimum $1,000,000.
NEW: The next US Census likely won’t be good for New York. The state is projected to lose two congressional seats, and with them, two electoral votes for president.
One reason why blue states are losing ground: The red states build far more housing than they do.
One reason why blue states are losing ground: The red states build far more housing than they do.
New York Could Lose Seats in Congress Because It Won’t Build Housing
As housing construction booms in red states, blue states are falling behind. That will likely boost Republicans in federal politics.
nysfocus.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Housing is also way more affordable in red states.
In you want to live in anything even *resembling* a house in the meaningful parts of Massachusetts, it's minimum $1,000,000.
In you want to live in anything even *resembling* a house in the meaningful parts of Massachusetts, it's minimum $1,000,000.
Any fighting game sequel that simultaneously slashes the roster size and then introduces a significant amount of new characters is an automatic 0/10.
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Any fighting game sequel that simultaneously slashes the roster size and then introduces a significant amount of new characters is an automatic 0/10.
It's wild to me that people actually play Xrd and Strive. Guilty Gear fell off so hard and so fast after they left XX behind.
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
It's wild to me that people actually play Xrd and Strive. Guilty Gear fell off so hard and so fast after they left XX behind.
This Emily girl has like 10 Twitter accounts and they all want my dick.
But I’m just like, WHATEVER!
But I’m just like, WHATEVER!
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
This Emily girl has like 10 Twitter accounts and they all want my dick.
But I’m just like, WHATEVER!
But I’m just like, WHATEVER!
20 years ago we had Johnny Hope, Bob Love, and Steve Glory. Now we have no hope, no love, no glory, no happy ending.
February 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
20 years ago we had Johnny Hope, Bob Love, and Steve Glory. Now we have no hope, no love, no glory, no happy ending.
God, I hate VTubers.
And it's only a matter of time before we have AI VTubers who are indistinguishable from real VTubers.
And it's only a matter of time before we have AI VTubers who are indistinguishable from real VTubers.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
God, I hate VTubers.
And it's only a matter of time before we have AI VTubers who are indistinguishable from real VTubers.
And it's only a matter of time before we have AI VTubers who are indistinguishable from real VTubers.
"This isn't TRUE Pink Floyd because it doesn't have Roger Waters!"
Well whatever it is, it's friggin' awesome.
youtu.be/7jMlFXouPk8?...
Well whatever it is, it's friggin' awesome.
youtu.be/7jMlFXouPk8?...
Pink Floyd - High Hopes (Official Music Video HD)
YouTube video by Pink Floyd
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
"This isn't TRUE Pink Floyd because it doesn't have Roger Waters!"
Well whatever it is, it's friggin' awesome.
youtu.be/7jMlFXouPk8?...
Well whatever it is, it's friggin' awesome.
youtu.be/7jMlFXouPk8?...
"WOTC would never do a Harry Potter set, and they've said as much!"
It's not up to them, it's up to Hasbro.
"People would quit!"
EVERYONE is replaceable. I had a job where I thought I was irreplaceable; I wasn't. Even if my replacements have all been subpar.
It's not up to them, it's up to Hasbro.
"People would quit!"
EVERYONE is replaceable. I had a job where I thought I was irreplaceable; I wasn't. Even if my replacements have all been subpar.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
"WOTC would never do a Harry Potter set, and they've said as much!"
It's not up to them, it's up to Hasbro.
"People would quit!"
EVERYONE is replaceable. I had a job where I thought I was irreplaceable; I wasn't. Even if my replacements have all been subpar.
It's not up to them, it's up to Hasbro.
"People would quit!"
EVERYONE is replaceable. I had a job where I thought I was irreplaceable; I wasn't. Even if my replacements have all been subpar.
"WOTC would never do a Harry Potter set, and they've said as much!"
It's not up to them, it's up to Hasbro.
"People would quit!"
EVERYONE is replaceable. I had a job where I thought I was irreplaceable; I wasn't. Even if my replacements have all been subpar.
It's not up to them, it's up to Hasbro.
"People would quit!"
EVERYONE is replaceable. I had a job where I thought I was irreplaceable; I wasn't. Even if my replacements have all been subpar.
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
"WOTC would never do a Harry Potter set, and they've said as much!"
It's not up to them, it's up to Hasbro.
"People would quit!"
EVERYONE is replaceable. I had a job where I thought I was irreplaceable; I wasn't. Even if my replacements have all been subpar.
It's not up to them, it's up to Hasbro.
"People would quit!"
EVERYONE is replaceable. I had a job where I thought I was irreplaceable; I wasn't. Even if my replacements have all been subpar.
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Charles Martinet really was at his peak in the GCN era. Between this, Sunshine, the Mario Power Tennis bloopers... you could tell he was enjoying the freedom that came with the advancement in technology.
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Charles Martinet really was at his peak in the GCN era. Between this, Sunshine, the Mario Power Tennis bloopers... you could tell he was enjoying the freedom that came with the advancement in technology.
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In Luigi's Mansion, revisiting the Bottom of the Well after watching the cutscene with King Boo causes Mario to be very faintly heard yelling "Eh Luigi! What's the hold-up-a?!" in the background, which is easy to miss unless playing the game on maximum volume.
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
In Luigi's Mansion, revisiting the Bottom of the Well after watching the cutscene with King Boo causes Mario to be very faintly heard yelling "Eh Luigi! What's the hold-up-a?!" in the background, which is easy to miss unless playing the game on maximum volume.
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Holy Crap!
Greg Brown, Cake founding guitarist who wrote breakout hit 'The Distance,' dead at 56
Greg Brown, Cake founding guitarist who wrote breakout hit 'The Distance,' dead at 56
Greg Brown, a founding member of Sacramento alt-rock outfit Cake, has died. Friends honored the guitarist, who wrote the band's enduring hit 'The Distance.'
www.latimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Holy Crap!
Mario 64 for all its strengths and innovations, lacks any of the charm of a proper Mario game.
It feels about as much like a Mario game as Mario Is Missing does.
It feels about as much like a Mario game as Mario Is Missing does.
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Mario 64 for all its strengths and innovations, lacks any of the charm of a proper Mario game.
It feels about as much like a Mario game as Mario Is Missing does.
It feels about as much like a Mario game as Mario Is Missing does.
This is your reminder that Neil deGrasse Tyson is still a massive piece of shit.
He does ad reads for AI on his podcast.
He does ad reads for AI on his podcast.
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
This is your reminder that Neil deGrasse Tyson is still a massive piece of shit.
He does ad reads for AI on his podcast.
He does ad reads for AI on his podcast.
I kinda hate that Biorhythm is unbanned, because I‘d rather see Rofellos unbanned and I don’t think we can have both. Rofellos is way more fun!
Hooray for no new bans though!
@gavinverhey.bsky.social #mtg #cmdr #edh
Hooray for no new bans though!
@gavinverhey.bsky.social #mtg #cmdr #edh
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I kinda hate that Biorhythm is unbanned, because I‘d rather see Rofellos unbanned and I don’t think we can have both. Rofellos is way more fun!
Hooray for no new bans though!
@gavinverhey.bsky.social #mtg #cmdr #edh
Hooray for no new bans though!
@gavinverhey.bsky.social #mtg #cmdr #edh
Absolute DICK MOVE by Seattle going for the easy field goal there instead of going for the touchdown and failing. You don’t even need the points. Now I’ll never beat the spread. Fuck you, you pieces of fucking shit. #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Absolute DICK MOVE by Seattle going for the easy field goal there instead of going for the touchdown and failing. You don’t even need the points. Now I’ll never beat the spread. Fuck you, you pieces of fucking shit. #SuperBowlLX