park in the parking garage where you usually park, like just wherever you park if it wasn't sxsw, park there
park in the parking garage where you usually park, like just wherever you park if it wasn't sxsw, park there
@ the train tracks crossing lamar and airport
4 locals only!!
sit there for 23 minutes for no goddamned reason while the little bell dings non fuckin stop
RT 2 RSVP
@ the train tracks crossing lamar and airport
4 locals only!!
sit there for 23 minutes for no goddamned reason while the little bell dings non fuckin stop
RT 2 RSVP
staying home on a Monday night, doing some laundry, watching the network television!!
RT 2 RSVP
secret password: INBEDBY9
staying home on a Monday night, doing some laundry, watching the network television!!
RT 2 RSVP
secret password: INBEDBY9
ask the guy wearing his badge at the 7-11 in Dripping Springs if he's in town for the rodeo
ask the guy wearing his badge at the 7-11 in Dripping Springs if he's in town for the rodeo
R U READY 2
DO
SXSW
LIKE A LOCAL????
R U READY 2
DO
SXSW
LIKE A LOCAL????
get sent a cease-and-desist letter from SXSW because you said
FREE
FREE
PALESTINE
get sent a cease-and-desist letter from SXSW because you said
FREE
FREE
PALESTINE
be wide awake at 1am because you have to pee
be wide awake at 1am because you have to pee
deeply regret agreeing to meet someone downtown later and work yourself into a tornado of anxiety and shame trying to decide if it's okay to cancel at this point or not
deeply regret agreeing to meet someone downtown later and work yourself into a tornado of anxiety and shame trying to decide if it's okay to cancel at this point or not
deeply regret agreeing to meet someone downtown later and work yourself into a tornado of anxiety and shame trying to decide if it's okay to cancel at this point or not
deeply regret agreeing to meet someone downtown later and work yourself into a tornado of anxiety and shame trying to decide if it's okay to cancel at this point or not
don't forget:
- stock up on barbecue-flavored tampons
- reload your IV bag of ABW Pearl Snap
- spend 28 hours at the Oak Hill Y intersection
- develop a strong opinion about Guest House
don't forget:
- stock up on barbecue-flavored tampons
- reload your IV bag of ABW Pearl Snap
- spend 28 hours at the Oak Hill Y intersection
- develop a strong opinion about Guest House
weed out your garden beds because it's tomato season motherfucker
weed out your garden beds because it's tomato season motherfucker
- vaguely forget that sxsw is coming
- realize too late all the airbnbs in san antonio are booked
- despair
- stock up on toilet paper
- vaguely forget that sxsw is coming
- realize too late all the airbnbs in san antonio are booked
- despair
- stock up on toilet paper
DA HOT SCOOP
on how to do austin like a local!!!
breakfast tacos 2 da max girlypops! that's how we live in AWESOME, texas
DA HOT SCOOP
on how to do austin like a local!!!
breakfast tacos 2 da max girlypops! that's how we live in AWESOME, texas