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Welcome To SXSW 2024 PARTY PPL! follow 4 the XXCLUZIVS on How To ~*~*~ DO AUSTIN LIKE A LOCAL!!1!!!!!1!!! ~*~*~
R U COMMUTING ~ LIKE A LOCAL ~ 2 SXSW?

park in the parking garage where you usually park, like just wherever you park if it wasn't sxsw, park there
March 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
XXXXXXCLUSIV SXSW DAY PARTY
@ the train tracks crossing lamar and airport

4 locals only!!

sit there for 23 minutes for no goddamned reason while the little bell dings non fuckin stop

RT 2 RSVP
March 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
R U DOING SXSW #LIKEALOCAL???

staying home on a Monday night, doing some laundry, watching the network television!!

RT 2 RSVP

secret password: INBEDBY9
March 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
DO SXSW LIKE A LOCAL!!1!!!

ask the guy wearing his badge at the 7-11 in Dripping Springs if he's in town for the rodeo
March 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
WHAT'S UP PARTY PEOPLE

R U READY 2

DO

SXSW

LIKE A LOCAL????
a cat is laying on a bed with a sign that says soon .
ALT: a cat is laying on a bed with a sign that says soon .
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
do sxsw LIKE A LOCAL!!!

get sent a cease-and-desist letter from SXSW because you said

FREE
FREE
PALESTINE
SXSW Tried to Silence Critics with Bogus Trademark and Copyright
Special thanks to EFF legal intern Jack Beck, who was the lead author of this post. Amid heavy criticism for its ties to weapons manufacturers supplying Israel, South by Southwest—the organizer of an
www.eff.org
March 15, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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Do @sxswlikealocal.bsky.social and go out to dinner by yourself. kome quoting two tops 40 mins, I got 5 solo
March 14, 2024 at 12:35 AM
DO SXSW LIKE A LOCAL!!!!

be wide awake at 1am because you have to pee
March 12, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Reposted by SXSW Like A Local
Reschedule SXSW for August
>>>>> do sxsw like a local!!!!!

deeply regret agreeing to meet someone downtown later and work yourself into a tornado of anxiety and shame trying to decide if it's okay to cancel at this point or not
March 11, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by SXSW Like A Local
I ended up driving close to campus yesterday and was like, oh dear GOD TURN AROUND BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!
>>>>> do sxsw like a local!!!!!

deeply regret agreeing to meet someone downtown later and work yourself into a tornado of anxiety and shame trying to decide if it's okay to cancel at this point or not
March 11, 2024 at 8:33 PM
>>>>> do sxsw like a local!!!!!

deeply regret agreeing to meet someone downtown later and work yourself into a tornado of anxiety and shame trying to decide if it's okay to cancel at this point or not
March 11, 2024 at 8:00 PM
R U PREPPIN 4 SXSW LIKE A LOCAL?

don't forget:

- stock up on barbecue-flavored tampons
- reload your IV bag of ABW Pearl Snap
- spend 28 hours at the Oak Hill Y intersection
- develop a strong opinion about Guest House
March 5, 2024 at 9:56 PM
prep for sxsw LIKE A LOCAL!

weed out your garden beds because it's tomato season motherfucker
March 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
get ready for SXSW 2024 like a local!!!!

- vaguely forget that sxsw is coming
- realize too late all the airbnbs in san antonio are booked
- despair
- stock up on toilet paper
March 2, 2024 at 4:35 PM
WAZZUP party people!! the NEW YORK TYMEZ has

DA HOT SCOOP
on how to do austin like a local!!!

breakfast tacos 2 da max girlypops! that's how we live in AWESOME, texas
36 Hours in Austin
Admire the skyline from a kayak, treat yourself to barbecue and start each morning with a breakfast taco in the colorful capital of Texas.
www.nytimes.com
March 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM