Bit of timeline synchronicity here CC @helsmels.bsky.social

Add the racism pack today for only 99p.

No teeth left tbh.

🎶Away in a manger
A crib in a shed
The little Lord Jesus
Next to bits of old lead

Matron!

Gonna eat some very lovely food now. Oh, I’ve got nothing in. Maltesers then.

They had some in Lidl last year. I've been checking ever since but nothing. Wistful.

I have drank
the liquid
that was leaking
from Santa's bones

and whic̶h
you were collecting
on his
fe̶a̴st daẏ̴̥͙̤͕

Forgi̶ve me̵
i̵t̴ ̶w̶a̵s̵ ̶d̸̰̽e̴̝͝l̶̠̐i̷̥̐ci̷̝̅ous
̷so̷ ̸s̵̡̒w̶̫̽é̴͜et
̴̮̇ȃ̷̦n̷͚̽d̴͙̬̰͒̍ ̷̬͗s̷̨̅o ̵̞̐c̴̛̹͈̺̗͕̠͍̰̉̒̀́̔́ǫ̶̛͉͎̞̰̫͎̺̮̪̰͌̑̾͂͛̅l̵̥̜̈́̚d̷̨̘̰̠̥̝̩̭̖͖͕̫͈̫́̋̍͜͝

"Set a course for Riga and increase the rack rates by 80%"

Thoughts and prayers in advance so I don't have to do it in the future.

Gravity

Tony Hawks. Cheers Google.

Yeah and another comedian bloke that did a lot of QI etc.

Can't see what?

The last two words just fuzz my eyes so I'll say yes.

I've had one since the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen, etc.

Until the last series at least. A bloody great sci-fi series.

I see you've developed a stutter.