Thanks for the reminder, I'll wear one of mine after work lmao

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couldnt do our job at work, broke our phone and spent all day running around to get it fixed, which meant spending money i didnt want to spend

all on an empty stomach and not nearly enough sleep

jesus christ

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Like, not to sound like some enlightened atheist or something but how can ANYONE read one of these and think "Yeah, that's a good, intelligent message to spread to the world!"

All they accomplish is making people feel morally superior while driving everyone else out of the church.

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-Speaking of, Catholics don't worship Jesus; they worship Baal but think they're worshiping the Virgin Mary.

-In fact, if you don't follow one specific version of Protestant Christianity, you're worshiping a demon.

-Homosexuality is caused by being molested and cured by prayer.

Other classic morals from Chick Tracts:

-If you play DnD, you're a satanist. Also if you die in the game you have to kill yourself.

-Murdering your wife in a drunken fit is okay if you pray for forgiveness.

-The Catholic Church is responsible for Islam, Communists, Nazis, and the Civil War.