Sweary Spider
@swearyspider.bsky.social
Profane arachnid, loves biting, radioactivity and typos.
Cunt becomes cuntier then the cuntiest.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Cunt becomes cuntier then the cuntiest.
This is perfect.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is perfect.
And. For balance…
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
And. For balance…
Let’s play a game.
It’s called “Hey Grok, would you (insert horrible sex act) Elon Musk”
I’ll go first.
It’s called “Hey Grok, would you (insert horrible sex act) Elon Musk”
I’ll go first.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Let’s play a game.
It’s called “Hey Grok, would you (insert horrible sex act) Elon Musk”
I’ll go first.
It’s called “Hey Grok, would you (insert horrible sex act) Elon Musk”
I’ll go first.
Try it. I ran it again.
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Try it. I ran it again.
This. Is. An. Actual. Response.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This. Is. An. Actual. Response.
I shit you not. I just used a shitty little account I hold over there to run this query, and…
This is fucking real.
This is fucking real.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I shit you not. I just used a shitty little account I hold over there to run this query, and…
This is fucking real.
This is fucking real.
There you go, you whiny cunts.
There is one. And it’s today.
There is one. And it’s today.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
There you go, you whiny cunts.
There is one. And it’s today.
There is one. And it’s today.
If it walks like a nonce and quacks like a nonce…
It just be a…
Clay Higgins
It just be a…
Clay Higgins
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If it walks like a nonce and quacks like a nonce…
It just be a…
Clay Higgins
It just be a…
Clay Higgins
Why not gold fillings too?
And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?
And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why not gold fillings too?
And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?
And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?
Loomer Loomering again.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Loomer Loomering again.
Heh. Hes shitting his pants.
More.
More.
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Heh. Hes shitting his pants.
More.
More.
Yes. It’s a sequel.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yes. It’s a sequel.
Ohhhh, I can find worse….
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ohhhh, I can find worse….
Ah. Thanks hellsite buddy. I get it now.
You’re not a refugee if your skin is any shade other than Yazoo strawberry milk.
*applies Peter Griffin OK chart*
Cunt.
You’re not a refugee if your skin is any shade other than Yazoo strawberry milk.
*applies Peter Griffin OK chart*
Cunt.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ah. Thanks hellsite buddy. I get it now.
You’re not a refugee if your skin is any shade other than Yazoo strawberry milk.
*applies Peter Griffin OK chart*
Cunt.
You’re not a refugee if your skin is any shade other than Yazoo strawberry milk.
*applies Peter Griffin OK chart*
Cunt.
Ba-bye, Spotify.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ba-bye, Spotify.
Lmaooooo.
Hooker = bachwr
Prostitute = Putain
And yes, it’s ‘butain’ in this - coz our words do magic things.
Hooker = bachwr
Prostitute = Putain
And yes, it’s ‘butain’ in this - coz our words do magic things.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Lmaooooo.
Hooker = bachwr
Prostitute = Putain
And yes, it’s ‘butain’ in this - coz our words do magic things.
Hooker = bachwr
Prostitute = Putain
And yes, it’s ‘butain’ in this - coz our words do magic things.
Jfc. He looks like Trump’s Mini Me.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Jfc. He looks like Trump’s Mini Me.
I see the traditional annual poppy rage and one-upmanship is now underway.
It’s what they would’ve wanted. 🫡
It’s what they would’ve wanted. 🫡
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I see the traditional annual poppy rage and one-upmanship is now underway.
It’s what they would’ve wanted. 🫡
It’s what they would’ve wanted. 🫡
Why is it that right wingers seem to be able to shit the bed more spectacularly than any other lifeform?
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Why is it that right wingers seem to be able to shit the bed more spectacularly than any other lifeform?
Bet the Reform lot are fewmin’
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Bet the Reform lot are fewmin’
Someone’s compiled a compilation of the comments on Laurence Fox’s Charlie Kirk song. And they’re amaaaaaaazing.
www.reddit.com/r/GreenAndPl...
www.reddit.com/r/GreenAndPl...
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Someone’s compiled a compilation of the comments on Laurence Fox’s Charlie Kirk song. And they’re amaaaaaaazing.
www.reddit.com/r/GreenAndPl...
www.reddit.com/r/GreenAndPl...