Sweary Spider
@swearyspider.bsky.social
Profane arachnid, loves biting, radioactivity and typos.
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www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Holy fuck.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Holy fuck.
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Love it when people post comments about the Welsh language sounding like phlegm/lack of vowels/being backward.
There’s a reason they vote Reform.
There’s a reason they vote Reform.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Love it when people post comments about the Welsh language sounding like phlegm/lack of vowels/being backward.
There’s a reason they vote Reform.
There’s a reason they vote Reform.
Now, maybe I’m wrong here, but I’m thinking that a man purported to be the greatest genius of our times *might* have tested the notion that all big left wing accounts were bots *before* releasing a feature that proved the complete fucking opposite.
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Now, maybe I’m wrong here, but I’m thinking that a man purported to be the greatest genius of our times *might* have tested the notion that all big left wing accounts were bots *before* releasing a feature that proved the complete fucking opposite.
Just waiting for Nathan Gill to fall out of a window in prison.
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Just waiting for Nathan Gill to fall out of a window in prison.
I’ve got a Canadian mate, who’s quite big in EDM, and he taught me about ‘blisspoints’ in songs where a song opens up and hits your soul. I mean, makes you well up and want to sob with joy.
I’ve mentioned it others, but no one seems to know what the fuck I mean.
I’ve mentioned it others, but no one seems to know what the fuck I mean.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’ve got a Canadian mate, who’s quite big in EDM, and he taught me about ‘blisspoints’ in songs where a song opens up and hits your soul. I mean, makes you well up and want to sob with joy.
I’ve mentioned it others, but no one seems to know what the fuck I mean.
I’ve mentioned it others, but no one seems to know what the fuck I mean.
I know it’s an oldie. But it’s fucking relevant now.
Chumbawamba & Credit To The Nation - Enough Is Enough
YouTube video by RileyELFuk
m.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I know it’s an oldie. But it’s fucking relevant now.
I know it’s sad about Manni and the Stone Roses were decent, but I’ve been listening to Inspiral Carpets tonight, and by Christ, they’re sooooo much better.
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I know it’s sad about Manni and the Stone Roses were decent, but I’ve been listening to Inspiral Carpets tonight, and by Christ, they’re sooooo much better.
Cunt becomes cuntier then the cuntiest.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Cunt becomes cuntier then the cuntiest.
This is perfect.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is perfect.
Telegraph and Mail’s hot takes on the Covid enquiry are fucking mental.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Telegraph and Mail’s hot takes on the Covid enquiry are fucking mental.
Investigate Farage now.
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Investigate Farage now.
Let’s play a game.
It’s called “Hey Grok, would you (insert horrible sex act) Elon Musk”
I’ll go first.
It’s called “Hey Grok, would you (insert horrible sex act) Elon Musk”
I’ll go first.
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Let’s play a game.
It’s called “Hey Grok, would you (insert horrible sex act) Elon Musk”
I’ll go first.
It’s called “Hey Grok, would you (insert horrible sex act) Elon Musk”
I’ll go first.
This. Is. An. Actual. Response.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This. Is. An. Actual. Response.
Matcha wankers.
That is all.
That is all.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Matcha wankers.
That is all.
That is all.
There you go, you whiny cunts.
There is one. And it’s today.
There is one. And it’s today.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
There you go, you whiny cunts.
There is one. And it’s today.
There is one. And it’s today.
My weird crush is tinned fish reviews guy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My weird crush is tinned fish reviews guy.
If it walks like a nonce and quacks like a nonce…
It just be a…
Clay Higgins
It just be a…
Clay Higgins
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If it walks like a nonce and quacks like a nonce…
It just be a…
Clay Higgins
It just be a…
Clay Higgins
Why not gold fillings too?
And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?
And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why not gold fillings too?
And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?
And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?
The Salem With Trials were basically the Epstein files 200 years ago.
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Salem With Trials were basically the Epstein files 200 years ago.
Until the DC lot get a fully integrated universe, they’ll never compete with MCU.
Marvel’s one-shot shit like F4 prices this. The films will run out of fodder fastz
Marvel’s one-shot shit like F4 prices this. The films will run out of fodder fastz
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Until the DC lot get a fully integrated universe, they’ll never compete with MCU.
Marvel’s one-shot shit like F4 prices this. The films will run out of fodder fastz
Marvel’s one-shot shit like F4 prices this. The films will run out of fodder fastz
Filling in blood donation pre-donation thingy.
Q: ‘Have you engaged in chemsex?’
‘Uhhh, I fucked on weed a few times in uni’
*clicks ‘no’.
Q: ‘Have you engaged in chemsex?’
‘Uhhh, I fucked on weed a few times in uni’
*clicks ‘no’.
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Filling in blood donation pre-donation thingy.
Q: ‘Have you engaged in chemsex?’
‘Uhhh, I fucked on weed a few times in uni’
*clicks ‘no’.
Q: ‘Have you engaged in chemsex?’
‘Uhhh, I fucked on weed a few times in uni’
*clicks ‘no’.
I did not have MTG coming out as the redemption-arc anti hero on my 2025 politico bingo card.
It’s a fuck of a plot twist.
It’s a fuck of a plot twist.
Marjorie Taylor Greene doubles down on calls to release Epstein files
In a new interview, the congresswoman continued to urge the files' release despite the US president's harsh opposition.
www.bbc.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I did not have MTG coming out as the redemption-arc anti hero on my 2025 politico bingo card.
It’s a fuck of a plot twist.
It’s a fuck of a plot twist.
Loomer Loomering again.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Loomer Loomering again.