Swanson Ritner
swansonritner.bsky.social
Swanson Ritner
@swansonritner.bsky.social
Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
Apparently I enjoy it when people talk about retro pop culture.

Cheers @funforallages.bsky.social, here’s to many more listening hours. Thanks for keeping the fun going.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Actual WarGames vs. Apparent SnoreGames (didn’t watch the latter, but I read).
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ll only go see Song Sung Blue if Will Ferrell cameos as Neil Diamond.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The last time Joe main evented a pay-per-view in this building, fans started leaving in droves because 1) the event had been so terrible, and 2) nobody wanted to see babyface Roman win.

WWE actually began turning crowd lights off to try and mask the filing-out process.

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Spaceship entrances in wrestling: a brief (and complete) history.

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
According to Cagematch, this trios match is being contested over one solitary goddamn dollar. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The bald streak … is over

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“I wasn’t trying to hit you. I honestly can’t tell you and Mistico apart.”

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Juice Robinson (2025)

#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Marina: "Choke"

Moxley: "Hold"

Unison: "Chokehold"

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"MATEO Y NICOLAS ... YO ... SOY ... EL CIERVOS DE JOVEN." #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The coolest motherfucker in the history of pro wrestling, seen here with Steve Austin.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
WWE Hall of Famer greets future WWE Hall of Famer.
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Okay, dial 9, and then 1, and when he hits the table, hit 1 again." #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Garcia being choked by the chain #aewbloodandguts #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"New York's hottest new club is AEW Blood & Guts. Booked by a Jags executive on a 72-hour Jolt bender, it's got a bleeding girl with pigtails. A table covered in indy belts. A gangsta puppet. A Rosie the River/Joker hybrid creature. A turnbuckle pad ripping contest. Eddie Kingston." #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Boy, Fox News sure is slow on the draw to report on the latest Epstein reveal.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Isaiah Rodgers lost 3000 feet on an INT return.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why does the Paragon wordmark look like the Reggie Bar logo? #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Mercedes Mone with the full late-90s WCW experience: wrestling on Turner, 10+ belts like Ultimo Dragon, arguing with a puppet like Rick Steiner #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Size matters.
October 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
”Homer? Who is Homer? My name is …”
October 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The number of Ring of Honor alumni in the new Naked Gun is staggering.
October 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM