Swanson Ritner
@swansonritner.bsky.social
Philly sports, AEW, and great cinema. Also, sarcasm. Jawning in moderation.
"Death Riders (Mox's version)" and "Death Riders (Claudio's version)" implies the possible existence of "Death Riders (Taylor's version)" #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Death Riders (Mox's version)" and "Death Riders (Claudio's version)" implies the possible existence of "Death Riders (Taylor's version)" #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Dark Order have been absent so long that Schiavone's hand reads, "Silver = bald, Uno = mask." #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Dark Order have been absent so long that Schiavone's hand reads, "Silver = bald, Uno = mask." #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
The Dark Order have been absent from AEW for so long that their return should've been preceded with release from a cryogenic chamber, followed by an Austin Powers-esque 90 second piss in triplicate. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Dark Order have been absent from AEW for so long that their return should've been preceded with release from a cryogenic chamber, followed by an Austin Powers-esque 90 second piss in triplicate. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky
Kenny Omega wearing the official wardrobe of "using a broom to root out the racoon that's in your garbage bins on a December morning". #aewdynamite
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Kenny Omega wearing the official wardrobe of "using a broom to root out the racoon that's in your garbage bins on a December morning". #aewdynamite
Apparently I enjoy it when people talk about retro pop culture.
Cheers @funforallages.bsky.social, here’s to many more listening hours. Thanks for keeping the fun going.
Cheers @funforallages.bsky.social, here’s to many more listening hours. Thanks for keeping the fun going.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Apparently I enjoy it when people talk about retro pop culture.
Cheers @funforallages.bsky.social, here’s to many more listening hours. Thanks for keeping the fun going.
Cheers @funforallages.bsky.social, here’s to many more listening hours. Thanks for keeping the fun going.
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The Oxford English Dictionary has named “rage bait” its phrase of the year.
Rage has become a valuable commodity.
How to make rage less profitable? Here are five remedies. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-monetization-of-rage
Rage has become a valuable commodity.
How to make rage less profitable? Here are five remedies. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-monetization-of-rage
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Oxford English Dictionary has named “rage bait” its phrase of the year.
Rage has become a valuable commodity.
How to make rage less profitable? Here are five remedies. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-monetization-of-rage
Rage has become a valuable commodity.
How to make rage less profitable? Here are five remedies. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-monetization-of-rage
The guy at the beginning of the commercial smiles because he remembers he has gullible, easily-impressed friends.
*sigh* I love this commercial.
*sigh* I love this commercial.
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The guy at the beginning of the commercial smiles because he remembers he has gullible, easily-impressed friends.
*sigh* I love this commercial.
*sigh* I love this commercial.
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Pennsylvania’s greatest holiday tradition
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pennsylvania’s greatest holiday tradition
Actual WarGames vs. Apparent SnoreGames (didn’t watch the latter, but I read).
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Actual WarGames vs. Apparent SnoreGames (didn’t watch the latter, but I read).
If you’re a combo Vikings/Royals fan that doesn‘t have Brosmer Before Hosmer as a fantasy team name in multiple sports, you’re a disgrace.
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you’re a combo Vikings/Royals fan that doesn‘t have Brosmer Before Hosmer as a fantasy team name in multiple sports, you’re a disgrace.
Drew Brees is like Brooklyn Nine Nine: soooo much better on FOX than NBC.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Drew Brees is like Brooklyn Nine Nine: soooo much better on FOX than NBC.
Please tell me Josh Hines-Allen has a wife named Hailee Hines-Steinfeld.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Please tell me Josh Hines-Allen has a wife named Hailee Hines-Steinfeld.
In the final game of the Madden Classic, the purple team lost 32-14 - just like in Madden’s Super Bowl win.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
In the final game of the Madden Classic, the purple team lost 32-14 - just like in Madden’s Super Bowl win.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ll only go see Song Sung Blue if Will Ferrell cameos as Neil Diamond.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’ll only go see Song Sung Blue if Will Ferrell cameos as Neil Diamond.
New stat: no individual who enters to music from Red Dead Redemption 2 has ever retained their World title #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
New stat: no individual who enters to music from Red Dead Redemption 2 has ever retained their World title #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
The last time Joe main evented a pay-per-view in this building, fans started leaving in droves because 1) the event had been so terrible, and 2) nobody wanted to see babyface Roman win.
WWE actually began turning crowd lights off to try and mask the filing-out process.
#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
WWE actually began turning crowd lights off to try and mask the filing-out process.
#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The last time Joe main evented a pay-per-view in this building, fans started leaving in droves because 1) the event had been so terrible, and 2) nobody wanted to see babyface Roman win.
WWE actually began turning crowd lights off to try and mask the filing-out process.
#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
WWE actually began turning crowd lights off to try and mask the filing-out process.
#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
If Hangman's going to enter to video game music, Joe should get to enter to the Airship music from Mario 3. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If Hangman's going to enter to video game music, Joe should get to enter to the Airship music from Mario 3. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Seriously, AEW needs to bring in Ultimo Dragon for one night and have him wear all of Mone's belts to the ring. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Seriously, AEW needs to bring in Ultimo Dragon for one night and have him wear all of Mone's belts to the ring. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
According to Cagematch, this trios match is being contested over one solitary goddamn dollar. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
According to Cagematch, this trios match is being contested over one solitary goddamn dollar. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
DC has never before sanctioned anything this brutal, aside from Gal Gadot's acting. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
DC has never before sanctioned anything this brutal, aside from Gal Gadot's acting. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
The flamingos on Fletcher's robe are symbolic of his appreciation for John Waters films. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The flamingos on Fletcher's robe are symbolic of his appreciation for John Waters films. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
Marina's shirt's the same color as O'Reilly's tights. I smell double-turn. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Marina's shirt's the same color as O'Reilly's tights. I smell double-turn. #aewfullgear #wrestlesky
Ricochet should cut a championship promo on the Philly Art Museum steps while dressed as a Mummer.
#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Ricochet should cut a championship promo on the Philly Art Museum steps while dressed as a Mummer.
#aewfullgear #wrestlesky
#aewfullgear #wrestlesky