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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 2h

What opened, Ray Odyssey vs. Abbudah Singh?

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 11h

Week before AEW runs a PPV at a venue that’ll max out at 7000. Chance to say, “See, we outdrew them, we’re number two.”

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 14h

Capitalist Blowjob Jesus was probably the biggest longshot to win the Preakness.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 15h

It's all fun and games until the metallic orgasm immediately forms into the T1000.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 16h

That never occurred to me watching it myself, but I suppose people will see somebody laser/hyper-focused on one avenue of life and make that suggestion.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 2d

Size matters.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 2d

24-hour news apparatus. People will glue themselves to any and all breaking news, so the merchants oblige their sadness.

Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 3d

The Jets might actually get Kurt Warner to swear.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 3d

"Whiten Season" was such a good podcast in its day.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 3d

They're just think-pieces for the dumb. Fodder to engage directionless people, inciting anger or giddiness (depending on which side you're on).

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 3d

”Homer? Who is Homer? My name is …”

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 3d

new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday

(its actually very good and i am proud of it)

youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...

SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

youtu.be

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 3d

Who had the better theatrical album release party this month: Taylor Swift or Nine Inch Nails?

Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 4d

In unrelated news, TKO earnings call on November 5.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 4d

Jeep commercial: “Influencers aren’t new!”

Neither is polio. But preventing it from existing does make the world a better place.

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Karim Zidan @karimzidan.com · 4d

ICE recruitment ads are seeping into sports and entertainment programming, including the UFC, WWE, WNBA and NFL programming depending on the viewer's location.

www.sportspolitika.news/p/ice-recrui...

ICE recruitment ads air on UFC, WWE programming

Chilling ICE recruitment ads are seeping into sports and entertainment programming, including the UFC, WWE, WNBA and NFL programming depending on the viewer's location.

www.sportspolitika.news

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 4d

“I can’t believe I have to watch Trump on Saturday Night’s Main Event” says the WWE fan that still supports the product to this point, despite all the clashes with their ideals.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 5d

Movie's named after what Ansari earned from the Riyadh festival.

Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 6d

The number of Ring of Honor alumni in the new Naked Gun is staggering.

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 6d

If Rich could read this now, he’d (fake) laugh his head off.

Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 7d

Pac's extended singlet makes him the 1-2-3 Bastard. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

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Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 7d

The 2025 Iron Mike Sharpe Memorial Award for Exemplary Superficial Grunting goes to Kyle Fletcher. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 7d

Lance Archer looks like the bouncer at a strip club that has a mechanical bull covered in blood stains. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 7d

As gambling debts mount, Nick Jackson procured the glasses to help him hide from prospective creditors. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Swanson Ritner @swansonritner.bsky.social · 7d

This year, Shelton Benjamin turned 28 for the 22nd year in a row. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky

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