He goes: Woodside is the only pathway to fund marine research.

Claiming we wouldn't have nice things without fossil fuel companies is standard play and shows a complete lack of imagination. Marine research is funded without fossil fuel money around the world.

It's a combination of small penises and large tax concessions.

Plus slack vehicle emission standards for so-called "commercial" vehicles.

The govt could easily change policy to encourage smaller, more efficient vehicles. But they are shit-scared of the usual vested interests and party donors.

I think you meant "demented" rather than "interesting".