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Swampyre McCobb
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You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Octopus in progress! Gotta make the hat for the head abs them get of all painted in pastel pink with pastel rainbow details
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is just cheater sweet kugel!
Photo of my wall next to a spoon of pumpkin puree in two different lighting situations AND a box of Mac and cheese for color comparisons.
October 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Also:
September 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
August 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
And it permeates so many areas. I'm a gardener with a hard line on nonnative invasive plant replacement and the push back I get is such BS. So I wrote this parody:
August 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's a tall task. I won't quit. (Mugwort, Himalayan blackberry, wine berry, bittersweet)
August 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Have I mentioned I'm ready for my elder era?
July 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The only thing cute than a double peets pillow is a quadruple peets pillow.
June 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"When the going gets tough, the tough get ice cream." - Aunt Angie, my grammy's twin sister

Happy #nokingsday y'all
June 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Are you ready for today's petty disappointment? THIS BORING BUILDING IS THE MAGNA TILES HQ! I thought to myself today, "I wonder if magna tiles are cool enough to go the longaberger basket route and have a building that looks like what they make? They of all companies should."

NO. THEY DON'T.
March 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I freaking love this guy. Reminds my roommate of Gomez Addams. Goombrats rule. (I still love the Goombas though, obviously. So freaking cute)
March 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Fascist fuckery. 100%.
February 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is my silly guy, Captain Errementari von Murderpeets
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
February 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm so glad that I'm not alone in my love of costumed spooky fun in wintertime! Having 1 costumed holiday a year is unacceptable! Currently brainstorming a green knight costume.
#thedeadofwinter
#sarahclegg #spookytime
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You won't have bandwidth for everything, but everyone has bandwidth for something.
January 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
In my dream I was mario and I got to possess a Goomba and stack on top of other Goombas!
January 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
January 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And then there's the ADL (who are raging zionists 🤢🤮) giving him leeway (extra 🤢🤮)
January 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's #Portal, but set in a walled garden (or Singapore Airport🤩) and you figure out how to deal with plants that grow up the walls, protected species of animals that nest on them, networks of lichen/fungus can form stretchy nets that can act as an impediment or trampoline. #videogames
January 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Every day.
December 22, 2024 at 8:07 PM