SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
SLP. PhD student in Neuro. This account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
ASD is neither inside the brain, or the gut, or in the brain and gut, or in the peripheral nervous system: it’s just hanging out right over here. Huge implications for research.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
ASD is neither inside the brain, or the gut, or in the brain and gut, or in the peripheral nervous system: it’s just hanging out right over here. Huge implications for research.
This was peak console aesthetics for me
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This was peak console aesthetics for me
Time traveler: so what is it like in 2025
Me:
Me:
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Time traveler: so what is it like in 2025
Me:
Me:
This made me think about what theory future archaeologists will come up with to explain the thousands of these they dig up
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This made me think about what theory future archaeologists will come up with to explain the thousands of these they dig up
rfk jr poem is obscene
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
rfk jr poem is obscene
RETVRN TO MARCH or whatever
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
RETVRN TO MARCH or whatever
Reading this all with admiration by imagining it’s some sort of psyop to force guys to reveal their red flags glaringly enough for their partners, or potential partners, to gtfo
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reading this all with admiration by imagining it’s some sort of psyop to force guys to reveal their red flags glaringly enough for their partners, or potential partners, to gtfo
I’m actually not sure, and may have assumed the wrong recent call to kill political opponents on Trump’s part (apparently, there have been at least a few, more or less directly). The above post in particular may be referring to this:
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’m actually not sure, and may have assumed the wrong recent call to kill political opponents on Trump’s part (apparently, there have been at least a few, more or less directly). The above post in particular may be referring to this:
Going off of the other person’s suggestion that it could be slime mold, I did find this
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Going off of the other person’s suggestion that it could be slime mold, I did find this
I was going to say something about the circularity of an argument that says something should be considered through the economic logic of vital infrastructure because we should fund it like vital infrastructure, but I can’t pass up the enjoyable “no, YOU’RE the bubble”
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I was going to say something about the circularity of an argument that says something should be considered through the economic logic of vital infrastructure because we should fund it like vital infrastructure, but I can’t pass up the enjoyable “no, YOU’RE the bubble”
yeah, i saw Hamilton, so what
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
yeah, i saw Hamilton, so what
Foolishly taped up the box cutters and scissors and everything in the move, don’t know what box they’re in, but stumbled upon a faux-fancy knife I got at a pawn shop when I was 13 and it’s honestly better than all of the above
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Foolishly taped up the box cutters and scissors and everything in the move, don’t know what box they’re in, but stumbled upon a faux-fancy knife I got at a pawn shop when I was 13 and it’s honestly better than all of the above
No longer a reptile owner after today, but if anyone has any reservations getting one over whether they’ll be lovable or rewarding as another pet, don’t. They were great.
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
No longer a reptile owner after today, but if anyone has any reservations getting one over whether they’ll be lovable or rewarding as another pet, don’t. They were great.
This email from Larry Summers’ wife—a Lit professor—to Epstein, in which she glowingly describes Nabokov’s Lolita as an enjoyable read “about a man whose whole life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl.” Is everyone in power a pedo, wtaf is going on
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This email from Larry Summers’ wife—a Lit professor—to Epstein, in which she glowingly describes Nabokov’s Lolita as an enjoyable read “about a man whose whole life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl.” Is everyone in power a pedo, wtaf is going on
Honestly @democrats.org, what the fuck is this shit?
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Honestly @democrats.org, what the fuck is this shit?
Unless you're referring to this, which my mom never got me because she believed the hype that it was actual cookies. Total marketing backfire tbh
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Unless you're referring to this, which my mom never got me because she believed the hype that it was actual cookies. Total marketing backfire tbh
Very legitimate correspondence going around in which bluesky lets you know you’re banned via a DM in your chat requests tab.
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Very legitimate correspondence going around in which bluesky lets you know you’re banned via a DM in your chat requests tab.
Hope I never have to use this one
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hope I never have to use this one
Melania giving birth to Baron Trump (2006). Associated Press.
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Melania giving birth to Baron Trump (2006). Associated Press.
Pain meds and antibiotics for the next couple of weeks, let’s hope he’s fine
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Pain meds and antibiotics for the next couple of weeks, let’s hope he’s fine
Minuet hospitalized. Surgery tomorrow. Send good vibes.
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Minuet hospitalized. Surgery tomorrow. Send good vibes.
I learned who Dick Cheney was from this cover of the National Inquirer, standing in line with my mom to check out at the grocery store. He’s always been less a politician to me than a villain from the Bat Boy cinematic universe.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I learned who Dick Cheney was from this cover of the National Inquirer, standing in line with my mom to check out at the grocery store. He’s always been less a politician to me than a villain from the Bat Boy cinematic universe.
