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suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
@suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
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Author, artist, crafter, T1D, late dgx autistic, goth, metalhead, science enthusiast, witch, alpacas.
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Not sure what Stormageddon did but Sullivan ain't having it!
Sully is the epitome of didn't need with the short guy, you will get your ass kicked.
#alpacas #Alpacafight
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
Trump just out here wiping his ass on our laws
#trumpiggy #golfingpig #animalfarm #politicalsatire #dailysketch #sketchbookx
A digital drawing of golfing pig from the side and back twisted around, wearing his gold metal dumbass award and long red tie and orange makeup covered in bruises, with a paper in one hand that says Constitution wiping shit off his ass, and the words in red above, Piggy's favorite butt wipe
December 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
KITTY BISCUIT PUNCH sounds like a Korean metal band name.
Princess Neko-chan on drums maybe
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
1. Journey helped me test to see if Ivy and Minnie Pearl are actually pregnant. *
2. a train of the girl alpacas following Jason as he took some hay to one of the sheds.
3. Littlefoot being a good boy on the scale for me. *
4 Chip was super sweet to me.
#alpacas #alpacaseating #alpacacria
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
Blessed Solstice and may the survivors get their justice
#dailysketch #solstice #sketchbookx
December 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
1. Bluebell(standing) and Eden at Que Sera Alpacas, I went up to Santa Fe to my other alpaca home.(Two alpacas in their pen, one standing and a darker one cushed only front end visible)
2. Draco tolerating a night selfie 🤣looks high(farmer in red coat with white suri alpaca).
#alpacas #alpacaselfie
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
Those perforated lips
Machine gun filler
Bam bam bam ducklips
#kkkarolyinleavitt #leavitt #dailysketch #sketchbookx #politicalsatire #lipfiller #machinegun #lipgloss
A digital sketch or painting of the close-up photo of karoline leavitts lips with the filler marks, a black silhouette of a machine gun across the front of the mouth, and the words machine gun filla underneath on the chin area
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
It's chill till Zhara enters the scene😂 she does love playing with the dogs. Citori (gray ears) and Val shown. I think that's Coco on the dirt pile🤣
#alpacas #livestockguardian
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
Fuck this guy
#mehmetoz #quack #snakeoilsalesman #dailysketch #sketchbookx #caricatures #politicalsatire
A digital sketch of memet Oz. Holding blurred penis in one hand, while smiling, to the left it says memet Oz home shopping Network, in shades of red all around his head. It says only healthy people are Patriots, being sick, should be illegal, illness is a personal failing, genetic disease isn't real, here. We see a $150,000 manufactured penis you won't be able to buy because of being yourself is illegal, genitals for sale
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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How he will be remembered
#dailysketch #sketchbookx #golfingpig #trumpiggy #animalfarm #felon
A digital drawing of a portrait of golfing pig wearing his red tie and his dumbass award pendant, with his broken golf club behind and over his head, with the words above in gold presidential Walk of Fame crossed out underneath that in red museum of narcissistic bullshit. On a black plaque with white lettering underneath it says, 34 count felon, adjudicated rapist, fraud, scammer, insurrectionist, insider trading, racketeering, money laundering, head over protector
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
I just muttered "what the fuck" out loud on this one.
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
I put up the tiny black Yule tree please clap.
I haven't put up a tree in several years.
(Invasion of the kitty committee)
A little black artificial tree with purple lights suits on a stone fireplace top and there's a shelf of Legos below that Black and tuxedo cats spread out on a brown kitchen tile floor
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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100% love your handle
Ivy nose boop for fun
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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No cameras or humans were harmed making this video.
(Yes i spit back)
Poor Pattycakes😅
Iko: brown with white face
Stormageddon: fawn (cinnamon brown)
Male alpacas are a trip.
#alpacas #alpacafight #plushybattle #alpacamales
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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A selfie with Littlefoot. He's still kinda mad at me over the bottle feeding attempts, but tolerates me. #alpaca
A fawn cria under the arm of a farmer in a black coat, inside a barn
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
Nothing says ego like a giant dick Arch...
I guess he can't be happy with the double arches of McDonald's.
Golf clubs and piss fountains for obvious reasons.
#trumparch #golfingpig #animalfarm #sketchbookx #dailysketch #trumpego
A digital drawing of an arch where the pillars are small. Mushroomy penises on blocks holding up the actual arch construction, with carvings in the sides of urine fountain, golf clubs extending out from either side of the portrait of golfing. Pig, all in gold. Words in Black say Arch de dump
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Gigi chewing on my poop spade handle while Atreyu tries to get grass from the barn scooping, Coco, Zhara, Xena, Caroline in the back.
Atreyu and Gigi picked up these habits from Maya 😅
#alpacas #fluffbutts #fluffyweirdos #lawnpoodles
A white alpaca from the back chews on the handle of a tool and several others stand by the cart
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
Can we say food poisoning?
#golfingpig #bbqpork #dumpig #animalfarm #politicalsatire #dailysketch #sketchbookx #epsteinfiles
A digital drawing of a green dumpster with two vertical poles on the side supporting a broken golf club used as a spit for a cooking pork wearing a red tie that's burning and a gold dumbass metal. There's green juice leaking out the bottom of the dumpster which is full of papers that are burning. Red letters. Read trumpster fire barbecue ham. Above, the perfect way to destroy evidence and eat them pork
December 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
Just some Kitty Collective happening while i make brunch.
Fluffy black: Chandra X-ray
Black: Hubble
Small tux: Neko-chan
Larger tux: Panda Express
I raised them from 10 days old because their barn cat mama vanished🥲 Sardonyx was a cool cat. Cosmo, dad, is still around. #tuxedocat #blackcat
A group of black and tuxedo cats on a brown tile floor in a kitchen Several photos with the cats scattered in different positions
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
suzythealpacagoth.bsky.social
Valkyrie was close by while Littlefoot ate his special feed and played with Zhara later. She didn't try to climb the fence today 😅
#alpacas #livestockguardians
A fawn cria standing in front of a creep feeder mounted in dune fencing with a Pyrenees puppy in the background inside a barn A distance shot of the same puppy sitting close to a black alpaca, by a shed in their pen
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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AND she hung out with a pedophile
#Melania #politicalsatire #dailysketch #sketchbookx #notaneinstein
A digital caricature of Melania Trump in the neon green dress, with her name tag on her right shoulder with exaggerated makeup, little gold earrings, the flat irritated expression, and the words, the immigrant costing us taxpayer dollars. Also the words no degree, not an Einstein, chain. Migrant, liar crisper fraud, hateful around
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Littlefoot got really into his feed today. There's a tiny bit of supplemental pellets mixed in.
"Look human, I'm eating, go away" #alpaca #alpacacria #itssofluffy #alpacas
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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BECKY SAYS HI
And i washed two fleeces today even though my ribs hurt, please clap

*The gray one was so water repellent it was like turtle wax*
#alpacas #alpacafleece
Close up of a fawn alpaca nose and face A photo of a brown fleece in a tub on the floor A photo of dark gray fleece in a clear tub soaking
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Regular people are doing great!
Fuck off Scott
The shit that flies from this liar's gravelly mouth....
#ScottBessent #politicalsatire #dailysketch
A marker drawing of Scott besson with his mouth open and shit flying out and shit on his nose, with the words, well the American consumer is too dumb to understand money and how having less of it is a good thing. Media sucks
December 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM