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Early Bedtime Adherent
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27yo Pittsburgh melee marth player
Math Tutor for school children
"Software Developer" for small business
I like yoga.
Me: what should I watch? Oh, I'll rewatch Yu Yu Hakusho! Haven't seen it since I was a teen, but I remember it being super fun and upbeat!

Me after watching episode 1:
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
SMART GUY: (innocently asks you questions about your position despite understanding it perfectly, thus forcing you to justify your beliefs to someone who's revealed nothing about themselves)

DUMB GUY: Oh yeah? Well (counter argument that reveals a total misunderstanding of your original argument)
February 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Have you ever considered that it's not an autistic thing and that trains really are just that cool? Has that ever crossed your mind?
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Thanks to Dexter's Lab, will never in my life misspell the word "Laboratory"
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:13 AM
The Democratic Party exists to oppose the Republican Party as little as possible, while still being able to monopolize the ability to do so.
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I am concerned that we are exiting the brief window where it's geopolitically possible save the planet from climate collapse.
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Note to future self: you hate your boss and your job.
January 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I just really wish you could turn off retweets here.
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Amathia...
Instagram: @nickkasmik
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Okay that was a good movie. Didn't get much cleaning done tbh.
Now watching terminator for the first time ever while I clean my apartment
December 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Now watching terminator for the first time ever while I clean my apartment
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"walk like an Egyptian" is a record title that audiences immediately understood to be in reference to Ancient Egyptians, despite the fact that Egypt is still a real country with people in it who are called Egyptians.
December 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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We are just a few weeks away from Pittsburgh's next regional:

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚 '𝙚𝙢 𝙤𝙪𝙩!

📅 Sat 9/27
📍 Pittsburgh, PA
⏱️ 5-MINUTE TIMER
🔗 smash.gg/TimeEmOut

Melee Singles and Doubles will have a 𝟜-𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕔𝕜, 𝟝-𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕣 format!
PGH Smash Presents: Time 'em out!
The best place for PGH Smash Presents: Time 'em out! brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!
smash.gg
September 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Don't announce the start of the project. Announce the end.
August 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The capitalist project to "Make Everyone Dumb As Fuck Without Lowering Productivity" has laid the groundwork for the "success" of LLMs, among other things.
August 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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rewarding my microwave by letting it heat up a fork as a treat
just checking in with one of the most influential philosophers alive today
August 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I bet you could train an ai to cast competitive melee singles.

Just have it hook into the gamestate like Phillip does, give it access to a database of past sets, input the player tags and the ports, and give it the announcer voice from USF4.
August 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Everytime I get worried about finances, I remember that my parents are loaded and I relax a little.

But then I remember that they're also clueless boomers and get nervous all over again.
August 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Affirmations for every artist here!!!
June 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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UNFROZEN STADIUM IS BACK BABY

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Slippi version 3.5.0 is out.

✅ Stadium can now be unfrozen. Unfrozen is now the default in Ranked / Unranked
✅ You rank will now display on the Ranked CSS and animate with changes. Opponent's rank is visible in the setup screen. Both can be disabled.

github.com/project-slip...
Release Version 3.5.0 · project-slippi/Ishiiruka
Please remember that matchmaking will take a bit longer as users need to update before they can play. Troubleshooting Head over to our discord for more help: https://slippi.gg/discord Changes New F...
github.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
An important part of enjoying life is being able to tell the difference between "good pain" and "bad pain".

Leaning away from "bad pain" and into the "good pain" will give you a life worth living.

A life spent leaning into "bad pain" or away from "good pain" will leave you miserable.
August 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I had a phase in elementary school where'd I'd respond to everything with "So?" and i thought it was the coolest thing.
The "Nothing Ever Happens" meme is just people who look at things undeniably Happening and say:
"hmm yes, but what will come of this? Nothing, i think"

Then, when a second thing Happens as a result of the first thing, they say:
"hmm yes, but what will come of this? Nothing, i think"

ad nausea
August 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The "Nothing Ever Happens" meme is just people who look at things undeniably Happening and say:
"hmm yes, but what will come of this? Nothing, i think"

Then, when a second thing Happens as a result of the first thing, they say:
"hmm yes, but what will come of this? Nothing, i think"

ad nausea
August 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM