Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Portland
@superashura.bsky.social
Magic: the Gathering L2 Judge, Pokémon TCG Professor, Disney Lorcana Judge, Tabletop RPG Forever-GM, lifelong purveyor of chill entertainment.
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
It's The Most Wonderful Card Of The Year Tuesday! as 2025 comes to a close, share your favorite new (or new to you) magic card!
Burnout Bashtronaut has everything: An evocative name, the coat, the wrenches, the stance, an early-game aggro play that can also close, and it's a goblin. 10/10 no notes.
Burnout Bashtronaut has everything: An evocative name, the coat, the wrenches, the stance, an early-game aggro play that can also close, and it's a goblin. 10/10 no notes.
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's The Most Wonderful Card Of The Year Tuesday! as 2025 comes to a close, share your favorite new (or new to you) magic card!
Burnout Bashtronaut has everything: An evocative name, the coat, the wrenches, the stance, an early-game aggro play that can also close, and it's a goblin. 10/10 no notes.
Burnout Bashtronaut has everything: An evocative name, the coat, the wrenches, the stance, an early-game aggro play that can also close, and it's a goblin. 10/10 no notes.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
Man, I hope so.
Man, I hope so.
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
Man, I hope so.
Man, I hope so.
Inspired by a few judges posting last year, and curious people asking: "So, do they, like... pay you for this?"
The answer! In way more data points than you could ever want!
Positive or negative, this data has given me a lot to chew for how I approach judging going forward.
The answer! In way more data points than you could ever want!
Positive or negative, this data has given me a lot to chew for how I approach judging going forward.
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Inspired by a few judges posting last year, and curious people asking: "So, do they, like... pay you for this?"
The answer! In way more data points than you could ever want!
Positive or negative, this data has given me a lot to chew for how I approach judging going forward.
The answer! In way more data points than you could ever want!
Positive or negative, this data has given me a lot to chew for how I approach judging going forward.
I know it's these 4 to start with. If I can use Ultra Beasts, I'd also throw in Xurkitree. Love that wiggly zapboi.
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I know it's these 4 to start with. If I can use Ultra Beasts, I'd also throw in Xurkitree. Love that wiggly zapboi.
Autism? Nah, the neurologists ruled that out as a possibility. Why do you ask?
August 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Autism? Nah, the neurologists ruled that out as a possibility. Why do you ask?
Hey look, I made it onto the pitch of a stadium! Worst travel day-and-a-half over! Now for sleep-deprived Gathering™️!
July 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hey look, I made it onto the pitch of a stadium! Worst travel day-and-a-half over! Now for sleep-deprived Gathering™️!
ConnecticutCon is finished, and it was certainly... an event of all time. There were some highlights, though! We were right next to Jon St. John's puppy rescue, a Surge cosplayer gave me a bracelet for recognizing her, and I managed to play a full round of DDR without dying!
July 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
ConnecticutCon is finished, and it was certainly... an event of all time. There were some highlights, though! We were right next to Jon St. John's puppy rescue, a Surge cosplayer gave me a bracelet for recognizing her, and I managed to play a full round of DDR without dying!
It took 3 hours of standing in line, one Lyft, one commuter rail from Worcester to Boston, and I'd already boarded my bus to Portland, but we got there!
July 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It took 3 hours of standing in line, one Lyft, one commuter rail from Worcester to Boston, and I'd already boarded my bus to Portland, but we got there!
If anyone gets through this accursed Sonic Secret Lair queue that I am also waiting in, hit me up. Together, we can beat this terrible experience and receive a little fan-joy. As a treat.
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If anyone gets through this accursed Sonic Secret Lair queue that I am also waiting in, hit me up. Together, we can beat this terrible experience and receive a little fan-joy. As a treat.
Off to CommandFest Worcester! I'll be working the floor all 3 days, but I also hope to get some table time in with my newest brew sometime this weekend. Come say hi and ask me about it! (If you have the stamina to withstand my relentless ADHD rambling.)
Mail day! Commander deck number 23 and my first Rule 0 Partners deck. Light spoilers for Final Fantasy 6:
July 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Off to CommandFest Worcester! I'll be working the floor all 3 days, but I also hope to get some table time in with my newest brew sometime this weekend. Come say hi and ask me about it! (If you have the stamina to withstand my relentless ADHD rambling.)
Mail day! Commander deck number 23 and my first Rule 0 Partners deck. Light spoilers for Final Fantasy 6:
July 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Mail day! Commander deck number 23 and my first Rule 0 Partners deck. Light spoilers for Final Fantasy 6:
WotC, please! I beg! I'm still trying to finish my Jurassic Park stuff. You just released Final Fantasy. You can't be hitting all of my hyper-obsessions this quickly!
June 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
WotC, please! I beg! I'm still trying to finish my Jurassic Park stuff. You just released Final Fantasy. You can't be hitting all of my hyper-obsessions this quickly!
Temur best clan.
June 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Temur best clan.
Decided to update my vest in preparation for MagicCon Vegas. Many shiny adornments for my silly goblin brain.
June 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Decided to update my vest in preparation for MagicCon Vegas. Many shiny adornments for my silly goblin brain.
Bococho!
June 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Bococho!
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May 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
@shivambhatt.bsky.social Chandra's been turned into a Chocobo! What's and appropriately cutesy name for our fiery feathered friend?
May 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@shivambhatt.bsky.social Chandra's been turned into a Chocobo! What's and appropriately cutesy name for our fiery feathered friend?
Judge dinner photo from CommandFest Orlando. This group of chaos gremlins (among others not pictured) gives me life like you wouldn't believe. I'll gladly trade being exhausted all spring for the opportunity to spend more time working with some damn fine Judges.
April 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Judge dinner photo from CommandFest Orlando. This group of chaos gremlins (among others not pictured) gives me life like you wouldn't believe. I'll gladly trade being exhausted all spring for the opportunity to spend more time working with some damn fine Judges.
No, Jackson, you can't come with me to Denver. Yes, even if you bite the TSA Agent.
April 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
No, Jackson, you can't come with me to Denver. Yes, even if you bite the TSA Agent.
"Grant? You'll never get him out of Montana. He's like me, he's a digger... Que lindo es..."
March 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
"Grant? You'll never get him out of Montana. He's like me, he's a digger... Que lindo es..."
Tonight I say goodbye to the first and only car I've ever owned. It might seem silly to be sentimental about that, but this car helped dig me out of some of the worst times in my life, ferried me through my judging career, and is really the only thing I've earned actual ownership of... Ever.
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Tonight I say goodbye to the first and only car I've ever owned. It might seem silly to be sentimental about that, but this car helped dig me out of some of the worst times in my life, ferried me through my judging career, and is really the only thing I've earned actual ownership of... Ever.
Whatta you lookin' at, Smoothskin?
March 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Whatta you lookin' at, Smoothskin?