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Balefire
@summonbalefire.bsky.social
OKC based ⚔️ Wizard cult🧙🏻‍♂️𖤐 and Chiptune/Metal band,🤘🏿“the sound that plays when you look at the cool wizard on the dope painted vans”
How many goblin dollars to eat Charlie Brown ?
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
But what about the skooma?
September 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Does the skeleton plug still got our hookup?
September 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We can get a supply. We know some milk goblins who don’t ask questions.
August 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
He’s old. It’s chill. We won’t say anything.
May 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The ears provided are property of the goldsun spire elves™️ they are temporary until you pass the trails then the wizard (Carl) will give a spell to transform you into one of the elves. These are the rules kid.

Just dont be late to condescending 101 or you’re gonna have detention.
May 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The other day I was at a pawn shop and saw a sword with a skull on it. Clearly cursed. I was told know by the big boss….. 😔
May 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Predator……we hardly know her.
May 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We’ll see if we can bring him back as some sort of golem, construct, or wraith maybe. Idk when the lights go out, the wizards be……..out……
March 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That’s why we get our beard balms from the gnomes down by the docks. They make some good shit we just don’t ask questions.
March 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
His gun just has a bang flag in it.
March 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hmmmm that makes sense. We’ll have to go talk to the Handjob council to see what the proper protocol is.

I don’t make the rules. I’m just a wizard.
March 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Now you need to find them. And give THEM one to make it equal out.
March 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM