Balefire
@summonbalefire.bsky.social
OKC based ⚔️ Wizard cult🧙🏻♂️𖤐 and Chiptune/Metal band,🤘🏿“the sound that plays when you look at the cool wizard on the dope painted vans”
Everyone writing music:
“Lets make a really catchy chorus”
Balefire wizards:
“Make them eat Arby’s on stage. That makes the song better!”
“Lets make a really catchy chorus”
Balefire wizards:
“Make them eat Arby’s on stage. That makes the song better!”
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Everyone writing music:
“Lets make a really catchy chorus”
Balefire wizards:
“Make them eat Arby’s on stage. That makes the song better!”
“Lets make a really catchy chorus”
Balefire wizards:
“Make them eat Arby’s on stage. That makes the song better!”
In Kansas City to meet the BBQmancer Pork Chop Cash.
July 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
In Kansas City to meet the BBQmancer Pork Chop Cash.
They put the Plateau of Leng in the new Donkey Kong?! DID JEREMY LEAVE OUT THE FORBIDDEN SCROLLS AGAIN!? HE KNOWS NINTENDO ALWAYS TRIES TO READ THEM?!
June 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
They put the Plateau of Leng in the new Donkey Kong?! DID JEREMY LEAVE OUT THE FORBIDDEN SCROLLS AGAIN!? HE KNOWS NINTENDO ALWAYS TRIES TO READ THEM?!
We’ve been traveling the multiverse for untold eons, seeing things no mortal men can gaze upon without going mad.
Do yall still have Olive Garden around?
Do yall still have Olive Garden around?
May 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We’ve been traveling the multiverse for untold eons, seeing things no mortal men can gaze upon without going mad.
Do yall still have Olive Garden around?
Do yall still have Olive Garden around?
@catfort.fightins.online WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!
May 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
@catfort.fightins.online WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!
It’s actually 97 guys vs the gorilla and me, we switched sides.
April 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s actually 97 guys vs the gorilla and me, we switched sides.
Great, now the barbarian thinks he can write riffs…….
Bardbarian?….is that anything?
Bardbarian?….is that anything?
April 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Great, now the barbarian thinks he can write riffs…….
Bardbarian?….is that anything?
Bardbarian?….is that anything?
The wizard wrote a chord progression in 6/8 + 1/2 then 4/4
……….do we need to give this dork a wedgie?
……….do we need to give this dork a wedgie?
April 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The wizard wrote a chord progression in 6/8 + 1/2 then 4/4
……….do we need to give this dork a wedgie?
……….do we need to give this dork a wedgie?
What do you guys think the favor CM Punk is owed?…..
What?….wizards can watch wresting too ya know…
What?….wizards can watch wresting too ya know…
March 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What do you guys think the favor CM Punk is owed?…..
What?….wizards can watch wresting too ya know…
What?….wizards can watch wresting too ya know…
ISO a wrestling title belt that’s got cool wizards and like…a bone car on it. And it’s got a draw with skimpy armor and she’s like “yeah I like this. And you do too” kinda attitude but still demure about it. But we all know what’s up.
March 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ISO a wrestling title belt that’s got cool wizards and like…a bone car on it. And it’s got a draw with skimpy armor and she’s like “yeah I like this. And you do too” kinda attitude but still demure about it. But we all know what’s up.
Tried to cast Chapel Roan but mispronounced it as Chapel Rune—now the whole sanctuary is glowing pink, and everyone’s crying on the dance floor. Magic is unpredictable, but at least the vibes are fucking immaculate.✨
February 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Tried to cast Chapel Roan but mispronounced it as Chapel Rune—now the whole sanctuary is glowing pink, and everyone’s crying on the dance floor. Magic is unpredictable, but at least the vibes are fucking immaculate.✨
Do you guys think Teleri elves ever boofed?
January 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Do you guys think Teleri elves ever boofed?
Do you guys think the milf down at the Circle K likes illusion magic?
January 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Do you guys think the milf down at the Circle K likes illusion magic?
Crank your mids. Cowards
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Crank your mids. Cowards
Tits, ass, or staves?
a painting of a wizard with a dragon and a cane
ALT: a painting of a wizard with a dragon and a cane
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tits, ass, or staves?
Y’all think they did Beyblades in Mirkwood?
January 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Y’all think they did Beyblades in Mirkwood?
@howlingattheearth.bsky.social are you wishing to join the ranks of barbarians and wizards who cast dope spells. Go to Arby’s. Order 3 of everything on the menu, then send all the food to some dimension where it makes them feel gods send them roast beef rain?
December 25, 2024 at 3:58 AM
@howlingattheearth.bsky.social are you wishing to join the ranks of barbarians and wizards who cast dope spells. Go to Arby’s. Order 3 of everything on the menu, then send all the food to some dimension where it makes them feel gods send them roast beef rain?
Reposted by Balefire
Y’all know elves from Rivendell be like
😔
🙏
But them Mirkwood boys be all
🤪
🙏
😔
🙏
But them Mirkwood boys be all
🤪
🙏
August 10, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Y’all know elves from Rivendell be like
😔
🙏
But them Mirkwood boys be all
🤪
🙏
😔
🙏
But them Mirkwood boys be all
🤪
🙏
Today on wizard news. Can bees hate? A spell we came up with says “we can make em”.
December 11, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Today on wizard news. Can bees hate? A spell we came up with says “we can make em”.
@stopdroprewind.bsky.social coming to Oklahoma City when?
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
@stopdroprewind.bsky.social coming to Oklahoma City when?
The goblins down in the slop mines decided to try and make a uniform hat.
November 21, 2024 at 4:32 PM
The goblins down in the slop mines decided to try and make a uniform hat.
@heynickmurphy.bsky.social only the most metal and arcane follow #BigMurph
November 17, 2024 at 1:35 AM
@heynickmurphy.bsky.social only the most metal and arcane follow #BigMurph
Super official now
November 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Super official now
Y’all ever notice how Orc raids be like
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Then they goblin raids be like
▓█▇▅▂∩( ✧Д✧)∩▂▅▇█▓
(Arm pit stank ☝️)
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Then they goblin raids be like
▓█▇▅▂∩( ✧Д✧)∩▂▅▇█▓
(Arm pit stank ☝️)
November 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Y’all ever notice how Orc raids be like
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Then they goblin raids be like
▓█▇▅▂∩( ✧Д✧)∩▂▅▇█▓
(Arm pit stank ☝️)
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Then they goblin raids be like
▓█▇▅▂∩( ✧Д✧)∩▂▅▇█▓
(Arm pit stank ☝️)
If you look like this….DM us…
November 13, 2024 at 4:35 PM
If you look like this….DM us…