Summerisle’s Famous Apples
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Summer is a-cumen in. Be home before daybreak….
Let’s hope Ridley Scott was nowhere near it
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Let’s hope Ridley Scott was nowhere near it
Well, he’s not there, silly…
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Well, he’s not there, silly…
It’s the only way to be sure
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It’s the only way to be sure
Christians. Confusing Pan with Satan since, well, 1 C.E. Or thereabouts. Will they never learn? Perhaps the Reverend Thomas Minchin could enlighten them…..
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Christians. Confusing Pan with Satan since, well, 1 C.E. Or thereabouts. Will they never learn? Perhaps the Reverend Thomas Minchin could enlighten them…..
Tut. And, indeed, Tut.
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Tut. And, indeed, Tut.
I had a delicious bougatsa next to the Morosini fountain in Eleftheriou Venizelou this year. I will save your article and read it there next year. I will think fondly of you as I sip coffee and savour the pastry….
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I had a delicious bougatsa next to the Morosini fountain in Eleftheriou Venizelou this year. I will save your article and read it there next year. I will think fondly of you as I sip coffee and savour the pastry….
Over the years I have come to love trucks over AFVs. Bedford QLs especially. So get one - no, get two - park them on the table edge, and know you have the moral victory, whatever comes next
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Over the years I have come to love trucks over AFVs. Bedford QLs especially. So get one - no, get two - park them on the table edge, and know you have the moral victory, whatever comes next
That report says two golden eagles were killed this year as well. All so humans can kill other birds for money.
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
That report says two golden eagles were killed this year as well. All so humans can kill other birds for money.
Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and all that
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and all that
They should change the name of the pub to “The Pig and Conch”
October 31, 2025 at 9:33 AM
They should change the name of the pub to “The Pig and Conch”
Sorry to hear that 😢
October 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Sorry to hear that 😢
Dave, you play Strength and Honour. This should be a doddle
October 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Dave, you play Strength and Honour. This should be a doddle
Well, if you rearrange the word “Tenko” you do get “O Kent”?
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Well, if you rearrange the word “Tenko” you do get “O Kent”?
Nope, still can’t see it. Is it a beach?
October 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Nope, still can’t see it. Is it a beach?
I have never described Monopoly as “exciting”. “Inevitable” maybe….
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I have never described Monopoly as “exciting”. “Inevitable” maybe….
“Come back when you are both Peter Cushing”…
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“Come back when you are both Peter Cushing”…
Oh. I better explain. I only do thirty days because Mrs Summerisle always makes sure I’m running about daft for neighbourhood guysers on Halloween. Werewolf this year….
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh. I better explain. I only do thirty days because Mrs Summerisle always makes sure I’m running about daft for neighbourhood guysers on Halloween. Werewolf this year….
“And do you believe these naked rites actually summon Satan?”
“Who cares?”
“Who cares?”
September 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“And do you believe these naked rites actually summon Satan?”
“Who cares?”
“Who cares?”