It didn’t even take 6 hours.

You could also read it like an order, assuming Dead Man is somebody’s name. [Go] Wake Up Dead Man.

I am still very proud of my college reunion romance novel!! Queer millennial angst, chosen family, tech thought leaders getting roasted on Twitter, some smooching:

Thank you!! 😍

Thank you!

Thank you!! ❤️

(I will do promo with the links when they’re all updated!)

Hmm. So maybe it just wasn’t locked and the air pressure changed pushed it that slight bit open?

Absolutely nothing is missing. Everything’s fine. It’s still so unsettling. People could probably hear me finishing up my Sense8 rewatch and washing dishes and whatnot.

That would freak me out, too! With the potential for racoons or mice. Mine leads to an interior shared stairwell, so I don’t worry about animals.Though there could always be a surprise attack from the neighbor’s murder chihuahua.

Is it any wonder I’m a little high-strung?

Last I checked? No. 😂

So I provide my own? Entirely possible.

I will always consider it a victory on my part when a rando engages in nonsense in my replies and then blocks me for not putting up with it. How is it my fault that you can’t shut the fuck up and keep scrolling?

This was someone suggesting that I “explore” my issues because the post didn’t sound “healthy” and telling me that adding lol on the end didn’t make it better. They blocked me but also replied—which I, of course, can’t see. lolll