Dan Johnson
@sudocrushms.bsky.social
Nvm, this one's the best.
RIP Mr. Brimley.
RIP Mr. Brimley.
My man looks like a senior care resident who’d narc on whatever Wilford Brimley’s character was up to
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Nvm, this one's the best.
RIP Mr. Brimley.
RIP Mr. Brimley.
This one might be the best...
My man looks like he set the tanning bed to "terraform"
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
This one might be the best...
Kruse layin it again.
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Kruse layin it again.
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If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it
Give me excess of it
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it
Give me excess of it
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They’re strip-searching children at school
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
They’re strip-searching children at school
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This is so disturbing. WTF!
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This is so disturbing. WTF!
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The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
All that's missing is the fleet of Subies casually driving by. 🤣🤣🤣
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
All that's missing is the fleet of Subies casually driving by. 🤣🤣🤣
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I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a professional hockey league with lots of gay players!!!
It's called the Professional Women's Hockey League
And they could use your support!
www.thepwhl.com/en/
It's called the Professional Women's Hockey League
And they could use your support!
www.thepwhl.com/en/
PWHL | Home
The Professional Women's Hockey League features the best women's hockey players in the world and is blazing the trail for the future of the sport.
www.thepwhl.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a professional hockey league with lots of gay players!!!
It's called the Professional Women's Hockey League
And they could use your support!
www.thepwhl.com/en/
It's called the Professional Women's Hockey League
And they could use your support!
www.thepwhl.com/en/
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Fair warning:
If you don’t want to see a LOT of get out the vote content this year, I’m probably not a good person to follow.
My goal for 2026 is to help hand the GOP the largest midterm loss in history.
We’re going to make 2018 look like a small trickle.
If you don’t want to see a LOT of get out the vote content this year, I’m probably not a good person to follow.
My goal for 2026 is to help hand the GOP the largest midterm loss in history.
We’re going to make 2018 look like a small trickle.
January 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Fair warning:
If you don’t want to see a LOT of get out the vote content this year, I’m probably not a good person to follow.
My goal for 2026 is to help hand the GOP the largest midterm loss in history.
We’re going to make 2018 look like a small trickle.
If you don’t want to see a LOT of get out the vote content this year, I’m probably not a good person to follow.
My goal for 2026 is to help hand the GOP the largest midterm loss in history.
We’re going to make 2018 look like a small trickle.
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So anyway.
The first Black Woman Mayor of Detroit was sworn in today.
The first Black Woman Mayor of Detroit was sworn in today.
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
So anyway.
The first Black Woman Mayor of Detroit was sworn in today.
The first Black Woman Mayor of Detroit was sworn in today.
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Tack an extra couple points on for giggles. What a game. Bravo Ole Miss.
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Tack an extra couple points on for giggles. What a game. Bravo Ole Miss.
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Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
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One last fucked up 2025 scoop—FEMA has begun issuing termination notices to CORE staff (appointed under the Stafford Act, ordinarily extended for 2 years) effective Jan 2, agency sources tell me. Sr leadership was asked if they could be given more notice but Acting Administrator Karen Evans said no.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
One last fucked up 2025 scoop—FEMA has begun issuing termination notices to CORE staff (appointed under the Stafford Act, ordinarily extended for 2 years) effective Jan 2, agency sources tell me. Sr leadership was asked if they could be given more notice but Acting Administrator Karen Evans said no.
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And just like that, millions of Americans are now uninsured because Republicans don’t care.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
And just like that, millions of Americans are now uninsured because Republicans don’t care.
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The GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza
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“Did you believe you had sufficient evidence to obtain and sustain a conviction against Donald Trump for interference with the lawful transfer of power?”
JACK SMITH: “Yes.”
JACK SMITH: “Yes.”
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“Did you believe you had sufficient evidence to obtain and sustain a conviction against Donald Trump for interference with the lawful transfer of power?”
JACK SMITH: “Yes.”
JACK SMITH: “Yes.”
Dear 2026,
We know. It's fucked.
Just step over the bar. It's in one of the sub-basements so shouldn't be hard...
We know. It's fucked.
Just step over the bar. It's in one of the sub-basements so shouldn't be hard...
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Dear 2026,
We know. It's fucked.
Just step over the bar. It's in one of the sub-basements so shouldn't be hard...
We know. It's fucked.
Just step over the bar. It's in one of the sub-basements so shouldn't be hard...
"Hand of God has struck the hour"
RIP Ozzy, we'll stay metal in 2026. I promise.
RIP Ozzy, we'll stay metal in 2026. I promise.
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 AM
"Hand of God has struck the hour"
RIP Ozzy, we'll stay metal in 2026. I promise.
RIP Ozzy, we'll stay metal in 2026. I promise.
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Maybe we should put a wooden stake through 2025 just to be sure.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Maybe we should put a wooden stake through 2025 just to be sure.
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As the new year approaches, a last word on 2025:
It sucked for all of us, and I can fairly say including me personally. Among the insults: my dad died, and my cancer came back, and that wasn't even all...
But as the year ends, I'm still standing. And looking forward to what I can do with the next.
It sucked for all of us, and I can fairly say including me personally. Among the insults: my dad died, and my cancer came back, and that wasn't even all...
But as the year ends, I'm still standing. And looking forward to what I can do with the next.
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
As the new year approaches, a last word on 2025:
It sucked for all of us, and I can fairly say including me personally. Among the insults: my dad died, and my cancer came back, and that wasn't even all...
But as the year ends, I'm still standing. And looking forward to what I can do with the next.
It sucked for all of us, and I can fairly say including me personally. Among the insults: my dad died, and my cancer came back, and that wasn't even all...
But as the year ends, I'm still standing. And looking forward to what I can do with the next.
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Local CBS Minnesota story proves America’s been duped by right wing propagandist Nick Shirley & his “fraud” story about ABC Learning Center.
I’m sure MAGAs will still find a way to deny the facts, because they don’t care about justice, they care about white supremacy.
youtube.com/shorts/1bAzC...
I’m sure MAGAs will still find a way to deny the facts, because they don’t care about justice, they care about white supremacy.
youtube.com/shorts/1bAzC...
Loca CBS Minnesota Fully Debunks Nick Shirley
YouTube video by Qasim Rashid
youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Local CBS Minnesota story proves America’s been duped by right wing propagandist Nick Shirley & his “fraud” story about ABC Learning Center.
I’m sure MAGAs will still find a way to deny the facts, because they don’t care about justice, they care about white supremacy.
youtube.com/shorts/1bAzC...
I’m sure MAGAs will still find a way to deny the facts, because they don’t care about justice, they care about white supremacy.
youtube.com/shorts/1bAzC...
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No way Drumpf would EVER understand this.
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
No way Drumpf would EVER understand this.
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Please say “ethnic cleansing” when posting this stuff because that’s what they’re broadcasting. They’re broadcasting plans to engage in ethnic cleansing.
DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
![@DHSgov on X: The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world.
[Image of a beach] America after 100 million deportations](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eppsmw5nfmdzhfeymtzd3xbe/bafkreiccvipzc5mayvbrzoo3cxhkp2iayuhphh4grk6lziqajuk7d2leee@jpeg)
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Please say “ethnic cleansing” when posting this stuff because that’s what they’re broadcasting. They’re broadcasting plans to engage in ethnic cleansing.