Matt the Dad
@suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
he/him/dad - BLM - YNWA NFFC - very supportive, but not very useful - Continental Math League Regional Award Winner - Go Birds!
I did my best for a guy who doesn’t like much holiday food.
Second statement still stands.
Second statement still stands.
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I did my best for a guy who doesn’t like much holiday food.
Second statement still stands.
Second statement still stands.
Annnnd we did it! Chocolate frosting and limited celebratory sprinkles have been applied. Wife is pleased with both the look and the effort put in. Double win!
Hopefully it tastes at least as good as it looks post Thanksgiving dinner.
Hopefully it tastes at least as good as it looks post Thanksgiving dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Annnnd we did it! Chocolate frosting and limited celebratory sprinkles have been applied. Wife is pleased with both the look and the effort put in. Double win!
Hopefully it tastes at least as good as it looks post Thanksgiving dinner.
Hopefully it tastes at least as good as it looks post Thanksgiving dinner.
Step two: pudding injection!
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Step two: pudding injection!
Advantage of not starting at 11pm this year, no need for an army of reminders to take it out of the oven! Downside, wife will see it when she gets home from dinner, so no surprise.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Advantage of not starting at 11pm this year, no need for an army of reminders to take it out of the oven! Downside, wife will see it when she gets home from dinner, so no surprise.
Hidden Pennsylvania shoutout. PA is the most honorable commonwealth so it makes sense.
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hidden Pennsylvania shoutout. PA is the most honorable commonwealth so it makes sense.
When I work from home sometimes I’m too busy to pet the cat right away. Today was one of those days. Cat responded by bringing me an offering. (He dragged this toy on a stick from upstairs.)
He got the pets.
#catsky
He got the pets.
#catsky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When I work from home sometimes I’m too busy to pet the cat right away. Today was one of those days. Cat responded by bringing me an offering. (He dragged this toy on a stick from upstairs.)
He got the pets.
#catsky
He got the pets.
#catsky
Either some light northern lighting or at least a cool camera effect in central Ohio.
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Either some light northern lighting or at least a cool camera effect in central Ohio.
Florida State screenshot might keep on giving.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Florida State screenshot might keep on giving.
#FootballNightInAmerica. That should have been a straight red, btw. #CPLFinal
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
#FootballNightInAmerica. That should have been a straight red, btw. #CPLFinal
They must be determining whether the shooter should face charges or just immediately be torn apart by rabid dogs.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
They must be determining whether the shooter should face charges or just immediately be torn apart by rabid dogs.
RED PANDA IS BACK BABY!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
RED PANDA IS BACK BABY!!!
Once a year on Halloween, you get a full picture of your internet friend Matt the Dad.
So far we’re one for one confusing the children who come to the door.
So far we’re one for one confusing the children who come to the door.
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Once a year on Halloween, you get a full picture of your internet friend Matt the Dad.
So far we’re one for one confusing the children who come to the door.
So far we’re one for one confusing the children who come to the door.
Here in the liberal echo chamber of BlueSky and once again the first I’m hearing of this liberal meltdown is from another fascist fish wrap.
October 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Here in the liberal echo chamber of BlueSky and once again the first I’m hearing of this liberal meltdown is from another fascist fish wrap.
It should be Geneva Convention levels illegal to advertise barstool sports to anyone still watching this game.
Especially after Portnoy killed that guy.
Especially after Portnoy killed that guy.
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It should be Geneva Convention levels illegal to advertise barstool sports to anyone still watching this game.
Especially after Portnoy killed that guy.
Especially after Portnoy killed that guy.
Can athletes sue a team for how they’re treated regarding an injury? Asking for a Carson Wentz.
October 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Can athletes sue a team for how they’re treated regarding an injury? Asking for a Carson Wentz.
It’s Mad Elf season! Thanks to @brian215.bsky.social for the heads up. Check your local beer place today!
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s Mad Elf season! Thanks to @brian215.bsky.social for the heads up. Check your local beer place today!
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I don't have that move in my arsenal.
I don't have that move in my arsenal.
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I don't have that move in my arsenal.
I don't have that move in my arsenal.
Wait, did @yoshfriedman.bsky.social and I break the Brandon Graham signing 4 weeks ago?
October 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wait, did @yoshfriedman.bsky.social and I break the Brandon Graham signing 4 weeks ago?
Youth soccer was perhaps not meant to be played at 6:45pm on an October night. There is more sun than players at this point. And more players than goals. At least for Secundus team.
October 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Youth soccer was perhaps not meant to be played at 6:45pm on an October night. There is more sun than players at this point. And more players than goals. At least for Secundus team.
[cries out in pain]
October 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
[cries out in pain]
ESPN headline writer should get better. Happy they won, but Guards hardly dominated in spite of the final score.
October 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
ESPN headline writer should get better. Happy they won, but Guards hardly dominated in spite of the final score.
YouTubeTV really need to let you pick your own multi-view. Baseball, soccer, wrestling and… the Golden fucking Bachelor? Who wants that combo??
Also PlayStation Vue (rip) let you choose your own multiview 8-10 years ago.
Also PlayStation Vue (rip) let you choose your own multiview 8-10 years ago.
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
YouTubeTV really need to let you pick your own multi-view. Baseball, soccer, wrestling and… the Golden fucking Bachelor? Who wants that combo??
Also PlayStation Vue (rip) let you choose your own multiview 8-10 years ago.
Also PlayStation Vue (rip) let you choose your own multiview 8-10 years ago.
September 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM